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Captain Hygiene posted:Twist: the husband's obliviousness was a ruse all along, and he's actually masterminded the perfect plan to pull off the affair Obv he used a different D with his affair partner, bing bang boom
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haveblue posted:I, too, remember the Prestige porn parody The scene at the end with a bunch of dead dicks floating in sealed water tanks was kind of a weird swerve for the genre
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Cliff posted:Obv he used a different D with his affair partner, bing bang boom
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Captain Hygiene posted:... kind of a weird swerve for the genre
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CaptainViolence posted:r/relationships: a real Pecker Söze
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Cliff posted:Obv he used a different D with his affair partner, bing bang boom Well I went on down to the dick rental shop ooooo because I wanted to cheat and not get caught oh yeah
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Hey George, the dick store called. They're running out of dicks.
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https://www.google.com/search?q=son...IUk08iYZKE,st:0
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Hey George, the dick store called. They're running out of dicks. Hmm, that can’t be right… Dick is cheap and plentiful
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kimbo305 posted:Hmm, that can’t be right… Someone bought it all up in an attempt to raise the market price. E: https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2024/04/15/magazine/polycule-polyamory-boston.html quote:My husband and I are very, very different, which is our strength. He’s a frat bro who loves sports, and I’m a radical alien witch academic nerd. In the beginning, we did all the typical stuff. Read the books on nonmonogamy, did the relationship check-ins. We’d sit down, take notes. We did every exercise in the books, listened to every podcast. We learned a strategy from the Multiamory podcast called “agile scrum,” which was adapted from business-meeting models. Further proof that agile methodology was a mistake. Batterypowered7 fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Apr 20, 2024 |
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Fatty posted:Thanks, remembering that helped me find the rendition. gently caress yeah
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Fatty posted:Thanks, remembering that helped me find the rendition.
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mystes posted:That's honestly a lot less bad than I would have expected based on the lyrics That is a goon’s interpretation of the lyrics. IIRC the OP never posted any actual music attached to it.
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DreamingofRoses posted:That is a goon’s interpretation of the lyrics. IIRC the OP never posted any actual music attached to it.
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I wanna hear James Earl Jones read it without music. I'd buy a BIBLE CLOCK if it had James Earl Jones reading that lady's weird song lyrics instead of bible quotes. I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Apr 21, 2024 |
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Butter Activities posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAwyWkksXuo Terribly sorry to bring this up again, but wow the sad little horn noise 48 seconds in, I can’t stop laughing.
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kimbo305 posted:Hmm, that can’t be right… Honestly they're not even cheap, but free. And sometimes you can even get paid to handle them!
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Batterypowered7 posted:
I know what most of the words in that quoted section mean. But I can't for the life of me understand any of it. And I think my life is the better for that.
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BrigadierSensible posted:I know what most of the words in that quoted section mean. But I can't for the life of me understand any of it. It's a cat colony.
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A solid LOL AITA for joking about my sister not to steal my bf resulting in her bf to break up with her? quote:So I (f33) was engaged once before until I came home and found him with my sister (f28). At first she cried and apologized but I wasn’t having it so she doubled down and started dating him after a year they were engaged and as fast they broke up. All of this was 4 years ago. Before this she tried to sleep with one of my bfs.
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Behold: the healing power of utter indifference AITA because I didn't act sad when my soon to be ex passed away in a car accident. quote:Really that's it. We were getting divorced because she cheated. I was upset but not a lot. She was not getting much from our marriage and we didn't have kids. The only real issue was our dogs.
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FMguru posted:AITA for joking about my sister not to steal my bf resulting in her bf to break up with her? Oof ow my consequences
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FMguru posted:Behold: the healing power of utter indifference I'd probably not go to that funeral, personally
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Mr. Lobe posted:I'd probably not go to that funeral, personally It was for the dogs' sake.
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On the bright side since they didn't divorce yet, he gets her assets, doesn't he
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FMguru posted:A solid LOL "Oh you lost your fiance due to your cheating? I can't imagine what that feels like."
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A story in three parts. Warning: contains (redacted) ableist slur AIW for saying I'm not interested in helping my sister fix her relationship? quote:My(16m) sister(18) came home looking agitated. When our mom asked her what's wrong, she said she had an argument with her boyfriend(18). She found his sister(9)'s stuttering annoying and said so. I asked her how she expressed her view. She told me she said to him 'Why does your sister stutter? Is she r-----ed or something?" quote:This morning, I spoke to my mom. What I told her is that I understand she wants me and my sister to get along but there are some things that 16 year old me can’t help fix. She said that I’m too pessimistic so I asked her if she’d date someone who used that sort of word with one of my uncles, her younger brothers. quote:The guy broke up with her. My sister still insists it wasn't a big deal since 'the kid didn't hear it' and that he'll 'come crawling back. She told me to just 'wait and see.'
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Mr. Lobe posted:On the bright side since they didn't divorce yet, he gets her assets, doesn't he You betcha, those dogs are safe.
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AITA For Refusing To Babysit For My Aunt Until She Pays For My Phone That Her Kids broke?quote:My (F15) aunt and cousins (both M6) are visiting from Boston. They are on school break right now, and I'm in school, and the teacher's chill.
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Troublemaker posted:AITA For Refusing To Babysit For My Aunt Until She Pays For My Phone That Her Kids broke? Well, I guess we know who is moving out as soon as she turns 18.
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Troublemaker posted:AITA For Refusing To Babysit For My Aunt Until She Pays For My Phone That Her Kids broke?
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Edit: deleted for gross allegations.
ApplesandOranges fucked around with this message at 08:06 on Apr 21, 2024 |
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r/relationships: he fingered her in the treehouse
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Ahead by a century.
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ApplesandOranges posted:AITA for telling my husbands “cousin” to back off?
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When "they" were teens is, uh, literally not possible.
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Kenshin posted:When "they" were teens is, uh, literally not possible. The buried lede was that the "cousin" was a long-time family friend. It took me a re-read to catch that.
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Entorwellian posted:The buried lede was that the "cousin" was a long-time family friend. It took me a re-read to catch that. I'm referring to this line in the final update: quote:he fingered her in the treehouse when they were like teens Literal best case scenario here is 18/26
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Kenshin posted:When "they" were teens is, uh, literally not possible. Yep it's just an abuse story, she even confirms the age difference in the comments. Someone posted:But I need to clarify what OP typed. He fingered her in a treehouse when they were teens. But he's 8 years older than her????? Like he was 19 and she was an 11 year old preteen? OP posted:That’s what I’m not understanding!!! Like wtf 😳
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Ah hell I didn't even catch the ages. Wtf. In my defense it's 4/20 and I probably haven't noticed a lot of stuff today
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