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Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

Jedit posted:

Good luck making Welsh rarebit in a toaster. Please post photos of the results, this thread needs content.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 22:39

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 21:28

xtal: Jan 9, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

That's pretty much the best thing that could have happened. But there are definitely vertical toasters they're called toaster ovens.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 22:41

apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Can't post for 5 hours!; Wedge Regret

xtal posted:

That's pretty much the best thing that could have happened. But there are definitely vertical toasters they're called toaster ovens.

Sorry they put fan in there and they are overpriced air fryers now.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 22:59

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

I got a cheap Walmart one and it has a separate dial setting for turning the fan on or off, it's nice for making toast if you want a little more leeway in keeping it warm for other foods to finish up.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 23:05

Dabir: Nov 10, 2012

Dareon posted:

my toaster just has a lever to lift the bread out, it doesn't pop automatically. why would you want your toast to be fired out on a spring? that's some stupid poo poo

# ? Mar 11, 2021 23:29

xtal: Jan 9, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

Dabir posted:

my toaster just has a lever to lift the bread out, it doesn't pop automatically. why would you want your toast to be fired out on a spring? that's some stupid poo poo

So it doesn't stay next to the heating element and burn before it cools down. And I was air frying something when I made that post so I will accept no criticism of the sort.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 23:31

Super Dan: Jan 26, 2006

Dabir posted:

my toaster just has a lever to lift the bread out, it doesn't pop automatically. why would you want your toast to be fired out on a spring? that's some stupid poo poo

So you can be a cool '90s teen who grabs your pop tarts when they spring up as you skateboard out the door and your boring dad spills his coffee

# ? Mar 11, 2021 23:51

Hollow Talk: Feb 2, 2014

Super Dan posted:

So you can be a cool '90s teen who grabs your pop tarts when they spring up as you skateboard out the door and your boring dad spills his coffee

Except we are now the boring dads.

# ? Mar 12, 2021 00:19

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

EorayMel posted:

Punishment Reason
Dumb gimmick.

I'd clear forgotten what thread I was in.

# ? Mar 12, 2021 00:21

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Paladinus posted:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who shitted and pissed in a bucket
Although the first two lines rhymed
And the first three followed the limerick structure
It's not actually a poem at all
And it doesn't even have much to do with OP, when you think about it
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# ? Mar 12, 2021 00:28

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Haschel Cedricson posted:

Before this goes too much further I want to point out that "grill" is the British word for "broiler" for some reason.

The British word for "grill" is also "grill", because we don't think it needs a different word depending which direction the heat comes from. However, thank you for clarifying on my behalf.

# ? Mar 12, 2021 00:39

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

Jedit posted:

The British word for "grill" is also "grill", because we don't think it needs a different word depending which direction the heat comes from. However, thank you for clarifying on my behalf.

A broiler is a heating element/coil inside your oven. A grill is propane/charcoal actually burning beneath a metal grate you put food on.

# ? Mar 12, 2021 00:43

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

Captain Monkey posted:

A ~~broiler~~ grill is a heating element/coil inside your oven. A ~~grill~~ barbeque is propane/charcoal actually burning beneath a metal grate you put food on.

# ? Mar 12, 2021 00:47

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

EorayMel posted:

Punishment Reason
Dumb gimmick.

Seriously what the gently caress is this

# ? Mar 12, 2021 00:52

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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Captain Monkey posted:

A broiler is a heating element/coil inside your oven. A grill is propane/charcoal actually burning beneath a metal grate you put food on.

You know there are gas grills/"broilers", right?

# ? Mar 12, 2021 00:53

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Hollow Talk posted:

Except we are now the boring dads.

Dammit Braydyn this is heirloom fair trade Etruscan coffee from my French press, now I'm going to be late for work!

*goes upstairs, puts on new shirt, goes to home office to WFH*

# ? Mar 12, 2021 00:57

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

The Lone Badger posted:

No, barbecue is what comes out of a smoker.

Which I believe the british call a Tinglywince Horseyminster.

# ? Mar 12, 2021 01:29

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

No, barbecue is what comes out of a smoker.

Which I believe the british call a Tinglywince Horseyminster.

They probably call it a pudding. They call everything a "pudding" over there.

Example, these are all English "puddings":

# ? Mar 12, 2021 01:52

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

Splicer posted:

You know there are gas grills/"broilers", right?

Yes. I have both a propane grill and a gas broiler.

# ? Mar 12, 2021 01:53

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

Solice Kirsk posted:

Who has some quotes from when that goons brother was pudding a bicycle pump where it didn�t belong?

# ? Mar 12, 2021 02:52

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

No, barbecue is what comes out of a smoker.

Which I believe the british call a Tinglywince Horseyminster.

You're supposed to wait until the smoke and flames have died off and cook using the coals.

# ? Mar 12, 2021 02:55

Azathoth Prime: Feb 20, 2004; Free 2nd day shipping on all eldritch horrors.

The Lone Badger posted:

You're supposed to wait until the smoke and flames have died off and cook using the coals.

I tried using coal, it was nasty.

# ? Mar 12, 2021 02:58

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

English "pudding" is like American "casserole"

# ? Mar 12, 2021 03:28

Fantastic Foreskin: Jan 6, 2013; A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

Layered and baked... objects?

# ? Mar 12, 2021 03:29

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Fantastic Foreskin posted:

Layered and baked... objects?

yes, except they dont strictly have to be layered or baked

# ? Mar 12, 2021 05:01

Friend: Aug 3, 2008

Fungah! posted:

my state finally opened up vaccines to fat people and smokers so me and my two best friends will get to camp out on launch weekend and game our brains out like we always do with a new monster hunter. suck poo poo covid, we win

Fungah! posted:

both of them got covid. inverse imp zone magic

Tato posted:

In retrospect, telling the Novel Coranavirus aka COVID-19 that I was going to make it "my bitch" and to "suck it down" was an act of extreme hubris on my part for which I'd like to apologize

# ? Mar 12, 2021 05:26

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lmao that thread

trying to jack off posted:

a friend of mine found out if they went up 2.5 bmi points they would be eligible for the next round of vaccines and also be allowed to work from home and i talked them out of it by pointing out that that's a famous simpsons episode

# ? Mar 12, 2021 06:02

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Solice Kirsk posted:

They probably call it a pudding. They call everything a "pudding" over there.

Example, these are all English "puddings":

poo poo; now I want some spotted dick

# ? Mar 12, 2021 06:05

Dabir: Nov 10, 2012

xtal posted:

So it doesn't stay next to the heating element and burn before it cools down. And I was air frying something when I made that post so I will accept no criticism of the sort.

just don't set the timer so long that it would burn

# ? Mar 12, 2021 06:14

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

Dabir posted:

just don't set the timer so long that it would burn

So you have a timer that goes off to remind you to hurry into the kitchen and get your toast? That sounds like a problem that can be solved with a bimetallic thermostat and a spring.

Then again, Britain needs to have significant excess power generation to accommodate the spike when thousands of people get up and plug their electric kettles in simultaneously, so you probably gotta cut some corners somewhere to handle that massive resource sink.

# ? Mar 12, 2021 08:39

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

"Pudding" just means dessert, ya numpties.

# ? Mar 12, 2021 08:47

Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

Hollow Talk posted:

Except we are now the boring dads.

Nice humblebrag, sexhaver.

# ? Mar 12, 2021 08:47

Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

"Pudding" just means dessert, ya numpties.

I love blood dessert

# ? Mar 12, 2021 08:48

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Garrand posted:

I love blood dessert

Since you insist on this sort of whimsical, colonial sort of dimwittery, let me remove my monocle and speak to you of the specifics:

"Pudding" as a meal= dessert
"Pudding" as a general food concept, as is "I'd love a pudding," means dessert.
"Blood pudding" is a specific food that is obviously not a dessert. As are white pudding, black pudding, and Sir Tosspot's Ye Olde Marmite-and-Treacle-Fortified Pudding for Proud White Cis-Gendered British Men.

# ? Mar 12, 2021 08:55

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Dareon posted:

Then again, Britain needs to have significant excess power generation to accommodate the spike when thousands of people get up and plug their electric kettles in simultaneously, so you probably gotta cut some corners somewhere to handle that massive resource sink.

LMAO �clap for carers��caused a spike.

# ? Mar 12, 2021 08:57

Vindolanda: Feb 13, 2012; It's just like him too, y'know?

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Since you insist on this sort of whimsical, colonial sort of dimwittery, let me remove my monocle and speak to you of the specifics:

"Pudding" as a meal= dessert
"Pudding" as a general food concept, as is "I'd love a pudding," means dessert.
"Blood pudding" is a specific food that is obviously not a dessert. As are white pudding, black pudding, and Sir Tosspot's Ye Olde Marmite-and-Treacle-Fortified Pudding for Proud White Cis-Gendered British Men.

Pudding is anything eaten at the end of a meal. Given that everyone has eaten something before this means that everything is a pudding. Sometimes there is just a longer gap between courses. Britain wins again, hand me my gin.

# ? Mar 12, 2021 09:01