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Grand Fromage posted:Godawful atonal screeching is the core of traditional Chinese music. I told my wife that real My two year old loves it unfortunately.
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# ? May 31, 2024 09:57 |
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Chinese opera is cool as hell except for the singing.
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# ? Apr 30, 2018 15:46 |
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Honestly I kinda like the male vocals in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcuZagUJFvY But by god is the woman's screeching awful
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# ? Apr 30, 2018 17:49 |
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Obviously what sort of singing and music you like is entirely relative to the culture you were brought up in, but holy poo poo traditional chinese female vocals are one of my least favourite things to listen to. What's worse is that whole "cat yowling inside an unbalanced washing machine" vocal style is what a lot of chinese people go to when they think "classy" singing so often if there' a group of chinese ladies doing karaoke they'll bring out that warbly high pitch screeching for every song.
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# ? Apr 30, 2018 18:05 |
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Apologies if posted before: https://hk.news.appledaily.com/international/daily/article/20180430/20377316 Probably don't want to watch it at work, although it's a perfectly acceptable "news" site here
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# ? Apr 30, 2018 20:14 |
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Where are the (grand)parents in all this? There’s nobody to tell the kid that he’s being an annoying little poo poo and to stop which, from what’s usually posted In this thread, seems to be par for the course, but there’s also nobody rushing when the dude loses it and goes WWF on the child.
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# ? Apr 30, 2018 20:19 |
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simplefish posted:Is she absolutely certain that it was a duck? I don't know of any ducks with combs This shortens the list, and from there we can look for physical traits.
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# ? Apr 30, 2018 20:48 |
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Khorne posted:You're all approaching this wrong. Start from the question that eliminates the most options: What duck/rooster/turkey/game bird breed is as intelligent as she claimed? Someone duct taped a bunch of crows together.
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# ? Apr 30, 2018 21:19 |
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Baronjutter posted:Obviously what sort of singing and music you like is entirely relative to the culture you were brought up in, but holy poo poo traditional chinese female vocals are one of my least favourite things to listen to. What's worse is that whole "cat yowling inside an unbalanced washing machine" vocal style is what a lot of chinese people go to when they think "classy" singing so often if there' a group of chinese ladies doing karaoke they'll bring out that warbly high pitch screeching for every song. Chinese song best song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78FgFp1Gi9I posting again Bum the Sad fucked around with this message at 00:01 on May 1, 2018 |
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Baronjutter posted:Obviously what sort of singing and music you like is entirely relative to the culture you were brought up in, but holy poo poo traditional chinese female vocals are one of my least favourite things to listen to. What's worse is that whole "cat yowling inside an unbalanced washing machine" vocal style is what a lot of chinese people go to when they think "classy" singing so often if there' a group of chinese ladies doing karaoke they'll bring out that warbly high pitch screeching for every song. Part of it may be due to the fact that women were banned from performing in classical Chinese operas for many years, so you had men-only performance troupes for a while (someone mentioned Farewell My Concubine which features this fact). Also, they had to sing without any amplification and be heard in a setting where the audience was usually noisy or talking, which ends up with performers having to use a pretty shrill voice. So you have a man trying to imitate a woman by use of yell-singing, which combined with a couple centuries of cultural amnesia results in everyone thinking this is how a woman should sing. Another interesting tidbit is that some classical Chinese operas troupes back in the day would let woman perform but only as male characters. In some instances, you had entirely gender-swapped operas with male actors portraying female characters and vice versa. In modern times the gender of the role and actor are the same in most cases, but the singing styles and techniques remain. So you now have men singing as if they were women imitating men and women singing as if they were men imitating women.
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# ? May 1, 2018 02:52 |
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CIGNX posted:
See like i said it owns
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# ? May 1, 2018 04:09 |
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CIGNX posted:Part of it may be due to the fact that women were banned from performing in classical Chinese operas for many years, so you had men-only performance troupes for a while (someone mentioned Farewell My Concubine which features this fact). Also, they had to sing without any amplification and be heard in a setting where the audience was usually noisy or talking, which ends up with performers having to use a pretty shrill voice. So you have a man trying to imitate a woman by use of yell-singing, which combined with a couple centuries of cultural amnesia results in everyone thinking this is how a woman should sing. Yeah, these people are definitely going to rule the world by 2020
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# ? May 1, 2018 04:43 |
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Mimesweeper posted:Yeah, these people are definitely going to rule the world by 2020 the coming Chinese century is only a year and a half away, get ready to praise your Han overlords, 雹雹中国人民 2020 is coming mighty fast, buckle up everyone
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# ? May 1, 2018 05:02 |
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Are India and China locked into a cold war over who can have the most shrill and high pitched female singing style? Speaking of ridiculous high pitched signing I recently saw an amazing performance of Rinaldo and I wasn't ready for the fact that this production decided to make both male lead roles sopranos. In the 1700's it was written for a castrato as the brave war hero, and the dashing and powerful prince and war leader was to be played by a "Travesti" (a lady playing a man's role) while singing as deeply as she could. In later revisions they made the prince a tenor and Rinaldo himself a countertennor but this production decided nope, full on sopranos for both. My wife had to stop her self several times from fits of giggles as these two men sung about war and heroism in ridiculous high pitched voices. I mean we can laugh at chinese singing but europe has some pretty hosed up traditions as well. The whole history of castrato and such is so weird. China was big on eunuchs but did they ever make em sing? They usually scooped out those gonads in adulthood so it probably didn't create that highly desirable "grown men who sing like little boys" sound we're all after.
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# ? May 1, 2018 05:40 |
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India will be a high pitched singing superpower by 2020.
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# ? May 1, 2018 05:57 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:India will be a high pitched singing superpower by 2020. China has already beaten India https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUMyZ3EJyfI&t=17s
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# ? May 1, 2018 07:14 |
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have you adjusted for screeching power parity though
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# ? May 1, 2018 07:24 |
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Bum the Sad posted:Chinese song best song Lol, you fucker. Now I have the song stuck in my head.
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# ? May 1, 2018 07:33 |
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eat the eggs the virgin boy piss eggs
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# ? May 1, 2018 09:09 |
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ere we go ere we go https://twitter.com/jere_bare/status/989981023076208640?s=19
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# ? May 1, 2018 09:20 |
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https://twitter.com/daumkeziah/status/988115815068139520 every one of these kids looks like they were genetically engineered to be racist
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# ? May 1, 2018 09:31 |
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It's funny because all across east Asia they have TV programs that are nothing but "wow gaijin love our ancient noodles" or whatever other cultural trivia has become mildly popular overseas.
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# ? May 1, 2018 09:54 |
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Eox posted:https://twitter.com/daumkeziah/status/988115815068139520 They’re called “Americans” and it’s pretty common actually
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# ? May 1, 2018 09:57 |
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EasternBronze posted:It's funny because all across east Asia they have TV programs that are nothing but "wow gaijin love our ancient noodles" or whatever other cultural trivia has become mildly popular overseas. yeah people actually in Asia are stoked when parts of their culture become popular Also qipaos are Manchu dress, not Chinese, so how dare ethnic Chinese like Jeremy Lam appropriate steppe culture
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# ? May 1, 2018 10:05 |
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Mate got himself a Xiaomi phone I mean, I suspected he loved backdoor action, but even so.
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# ? May 1, 2018 10:10 |
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That dress is really pretty. lol those dudes are gunna regret vape nayshing in their prom pics
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# ? May 1, 2018 10:17 |
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There is only one culture, human culture.
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# ? May 1, 2018 10:36 |
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Oh geez the comments are pretty amazing, is that screenshot of Jeremy Lam complaining about naggers real?
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# ? May 1, 2018 10:42 |
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Culture appropriation is the dumbest thing ever to be concerned about. Can we go back to globalization as an aspiration, please?
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# ? May 1, 2018 10:49 |
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Cultural appropriation is a real thing to an extent and does exist and can be an actual issues; someone in TFR once brought up the fact that Native American arts are specifically protected in order to preserve their authenticity and make sure the art stays authentic and is available as a source of income to people who may need said income, to prevent them being driven out of business by impostors trying to capitalize on the cachet of Native American culture. I think that's a good example of actual cultural appropriation that is potentially materially damaging to the original cultures. However, someone just wearing clothing or hairstyles affiliated with a certain culture being put forth as serious cultural appropriation is seriously nebulous insofar as what the actual terms should be in a multicultural world and who should be the arbiter of "correctness". Who has a right then to wear it? Would a half Chinese girl be okay to wear a Qipao? A quarter? Does she have to be Han? Manchu? (as mentioned by GF). This is even before you get into the dynamics of how it's virtually exclusively Western/Westernized people of (even if of Asian ethnicity usually either citizens or Western educated) who are the most given to making noise about it, which is a whole other level of problematic, as it could sometimes literally be a case of Westernized people intentionally depriving authentic artists of a new market and customers. And that's before you get into how virtually every single current culture is the result of thousands of years of mixing various close by cultures and creating new things based on that. LimburgLimbo fucked around with this message at 11:46 on May 1, 2018 |
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LimburgLimbo posted:And that's before you get into how virtually every single current culture is the result of thousands of years of mixing various close by cultures and creating new things based on that. China has 5000 years of culture, do u know?
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# ? May 1, 2018 11:39 |
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I think you'll find that if white culture spreads to other places, it is the oppressive white colonists forcing their culture onto everyone else. and that if you don't engage in other cultures, you are a racist and xenophobic. and that if you do engage in other cultures, it is actually cultural appropriation and you are racially insensitive. basically what I am trying to say is gently caress white people
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# ? May 1, 2018 11:40 |
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oh wait this isn't d&d
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# ? May 1, 2018 11:41 |
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https://i.imgur.com/UFtnoon.mp4
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# ? May 1, 2018 11:53 |
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this is the most normal thing ever posted here
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# ? May 1, 2018 12:21 |
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Is this where we serious post about glorious chinar?
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# ? May 1, 2018 12:22 |
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This is where we make cheap knockoffs of serious posts about Glorious China
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# ? May 1, 2018 12:37 |
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Is that China, a Chinatown, or Vietnam?
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# ? May 1, 2018 12:42 |
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That's Vietnam, no?
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# ? May 1, 2018 12:49 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 09:57 |
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So if a white dude wears one of those round straw hats?
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