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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
So is Trump signing an executive order declaring that climate change doesn't exist schadenfreude, or has he already transcended that label?

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Azhais posted:

So is Trump signing an executive order declaring that climate change doesn't exist schadenfreude, or has he already transcended that label?

Everybody now has to drive coal-powered cars. For all journeys.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Azhais posted:

So is Trump signing an executive order declaring that climate change doesn't exist schadenfreude, or has he already transcended that label?

Wait did he do that.

Did he also sign an executive order declaring Jim from accounting a douche.

Sloober
Apr 1, 2011

I heart bacon posted:

Try using the grapefruit technique. But only uncircumcised and with pineapple and ketchup and nutella on your wonderbread hotdog sandwiches.

Don't forget to kick a kid

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

CharlestheHammer posted:

Wait did he do that.

Did he also sign an executive order declaring Jim from accounting a douche.

https://arstechnica.com/science/2017/03/trumps-executive-order-on-climate-change-finally-drops/

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Stoatbringer posted:

Everybody now has to drive coal-powered cars. For all journeys.

It took some doing, but now my Geo Metro is now rolling coal.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Azathoth posted:

It took some doing, but now my Geo Metro is now rolling coal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CAN5nO1ag0

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Goes from 0 to 60 in 4.6 seconds, assuming that you've worked the boilers up to full steam ahead of time.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

JoelJoel posted:

Been practicing regular and incline bench presses on a Smith machine with a suicide grip. Haven't dropped it yet but still a iffy about switching to a suicide grip on a barbell. Any recommendations for bringing my comfort level up?
Go ahead and use the suicide grip, just take a form video and then post it here when you inevitably drop it on your face so we have some actual content in the schaden thread.

Mephiston
Mar 10, 2006

So in a combination of fremdschamen and schadenfreude: http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-internet-idUSKBN16Z2JI

quote:

The White House said earlier Tuesday that President Donald Trump strongly supports the repeal of the rules approved by the Federal Communications Commission in October under then-President Barack Obama.

Under the rules, internet providers would need to obtain consumer consent before using precise geolocation, financial information, health information, children's information and web browsing history for advertising and marketing.

Last week, the Senate voted 50-48 to reverse the rules in a win for AT&T Inc, Comcast Corp and Verizon Communications Inc.

The article then basically goes on to explain that the FCC chairman, along with many politicians and interest groups were complaining that private companies like Google, Facebook, etc were all able to capture private and personal information and sell it, but because of the ISP privacy laws, ISPs weren't able to do that for themselves.

The amusing part is people trying to defend it under the guise of 'now we will get more fair privacy laws that encompass everyone'.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Burglar tried to leap a spiked fence, failed miserably.



http://www.abc15.com/news/region-central-southern-az/tucson/alleged-burglar-attempts-to-flee-tucson-school-pants-caught-on-spiked-fence

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
It happens.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



BrianBoitano posted:

Is this schadenfreude?

Ha ha she's being tickled and she can't help it! :classiclol:



No, I am not joking.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧



trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
Here's the March 2017 FailArmy video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OdqIuh8RHE

"Oh boy . . ."

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Regrettable posted:



No, I am not joking.

HAAHAH Thought that was Sandy.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/27/us/oklahoma-three-dead-home-burglary/

3 dumbasses break into house, get shot, fourth person involved charged with three counts of murder.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



drat, is that thread-topical or what.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

whiteyfats posted:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/27/us/oklahoma-three-dead-home-burglary/

3 dumbasses break into house, get shot, fourth person involved charged with three counts of murder.

They literally brought a knife to a gun fight.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Data Graham posted:

drat, is that thread-topical or what.

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. :negative:

Imagined posted:

They literally brought a knife to a gun fight.

Don't break into an occupied home if you ain't ready to throw down, I guess.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



whiteyfats posted:

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. :negative:


Don't break into an occupied home if you ain't ready to throw down, I guess.

Referring to the fact that we discussed literally that exact situation in comic form in the last page or two.

I assumed that was why the story got posted, but it happened like right now so I can't even tell what the reasoning was either.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I wasn't even thinking about that, I just saw the news story. :saddowns:

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
:siren: THE SCHADENFREUDE IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE THREAD :siren:

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
I learned about felony murder from an episode of 21 Jump Street. I'm old.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
http://i.imgur.com/QSPTQMh.mp4

I can't remember how to encode imgur links to mp4s, but it's worth the click anyway.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

http://i.imgur.com/QSPTQMh.mp4

I can't remember how to encode imgur links to mp4s, but it's worth the click anyway.

Holy poo poo.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

I learned about felony murder from an episode of 21 Jump Street. I'm old.

If it hadn't happened in my own family, I wouldn't even know that felony murder is a thing. It's not widely discussed outside of, like, local news.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

http://i.imgur.com/QSPTQMh.mp4

I can't remember how to encode imgur links to mp4s, but it's worth the click anyway.

Is this the worst that someone has ever done on a skateboard? Because I think it is.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
The jump is bad but not managing to cushion your fall with your arms is worse.

Mr Shiny Pants
Nov 12, 2012
10 bucks says they were making a docu about dangerous dogs: http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-39428323

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Jippa posted:

Holy poo poo.

The rare and treasured face bounce.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Jippa posted:

The jump is bad but not managing to cushion your fall with your arms is worse.

What's worse is that her flailing just sort of makes her smash her face even harder into the pavement. It's bad all around. It also looks like the board has no grip tape, and the girl is in her bare feet, so I think it was kind of inevitable that something would happen. At least as far as I understand.

ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.
Fallen Rib

Mr Shiny Pants posted:

10 bucks says they were making a docu about dangerous dogs: http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-39428323

quote:

A police notice pinned to the door of the flat suggested Mr Perivoitos had been served with an anti-social behaviour closure order in February, which was due to expire in May.
Nah, they were setting up to interview him for a show about people turning their lives around and avoiding / recovering from a life of crime.
:downs: I breed an' train dogs! c'mere boy!
:saddowns: AAAAAUGGGH!!!

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
This dude I work with has always annoyed the poo poo out of me in weird ways that I can't quantify.

Today he came in wearing a Star Citizen shirt and everything made sense.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

ElGroucho posted:

This dude I work with has always annoyed the poo poo out of me in weird ways that I can't quantify.

Today he came in wearing a Star Citizen shirt and everything made sense.

:sever: :murder:

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

What the hell? People getting jail time for corruption? In America? In Trump's America?

http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/christie-bridge-scandal/bridgegate-scandal-christie-ally-bill-baroni-gets-two-years-prison-n739941

5TonsOfFlax
Aug 31, 2001
I had to read that headline a few times before I realized Kirstie Alley wasn't involved.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

quote:

"I regret more than anything that I allowed myself to get caught up in this," Baroni told the judge. "I failed."

More like "I regret that I got caught".

Stan Taylor
Oct 13, 2013

Touched Fuzzy, Got Dizzy

quote:

Before imposing the sentence, Wigenton told Baroni, "This is a sad day for the state of New Jersey, and in particular for you."
Brutal.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

SpacePig posted:

More like "I regret that I got caught".

quote:

"I regret more than anything that I allowed myself to get caught(...)" Baroni told the judge. "I failed."

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Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

For supposedly being paragons of personal responsibility conservatives never take any.

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