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old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

HAT FETISH posted:

Oh my god is that seriously the main thing. I only found out like a couple years ago that there are dudes who get really fuckin mad about women with short hair and I just... :cripes:

If you have short hair, it means you're a feminazi lesbian according to those people, threatening their masculinity.

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FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009





Yikes

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


I Love Hardwood Chan is my favorite anime char.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



I'm the tacit admission that this person didn't really "get" Peace Walker

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.

It's a good thing that word never gets used in that context. It's in their head. In their head. Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Sapiosexual should be derogatory as is

Immolat1on
Sep 9, 2005


Can't wait for the next crash, maybe he'll use #Quadriplegic #MyLegsDontWork #FeedingTube

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Immolat1on posted:



Can't wait for the next crash, maybe he'll use #Quadriplegic #MyLegsDontWork #FeedingTube

Maybe he'll get a hosed up leopard tattoo, lose an arm, then use the settlement to buy a manual transmission supercar.
#lifegoals

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


I'm the "Hello Mrs. Cute" mug

Catberry
Feb 17, 2017

♫ Most certainly ♫


:3:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Henchman of Santa posted:

Sapiosexual should be derogatory as is

Sapiosexual, noun: one whose socialization has been warped by internet until they're unable to comprehend how loving attraction works.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
So to sapiosexuals, Stephen Hawking is the sexiest human being alive?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Sunswipe posted:

So to sapiosexuals, Stephen Hawking is the sexiest human being alive?

Pretty sure he is the sexiest human alive to any sane person.

Catberry
Feb 17, 2017

♫ Most certainly ♫
The only time I ever see someone mention sapiosexuals it's when people are discussing LGBT issues and an MRA comes waving "sapiosexuals" in an attempt to bludgeon his way into the LGBT community.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Serperoth posted:

She doesn't have long hair, that seems to be his main thing.

I'd say "so yeah, she doesn't look like a porn star", but there's a number of porn ladies without long hair so...
https://www.reddit.com/r/standupshots/comments/5xr0l2/why_douchbag_dont_date_short_haired_girls/

The idiocy is in (some of ) the comments.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
From a gag site but it sums up pretty much every occurrence of sapiosexual I've ever come across.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

The Skankasaurus is easily the most controversial part of Jurassic Park 5

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

Most of the Tumblr discussion I've seen of "sapiosexual" has condemned the term as ableist, which is why I suspect that most of the Tumblr posts using the term are trolls.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Jollity Farm posted:

Most of the Tumblr discussion I've seen of "sapiosexual" has condemned the term as ableist, which is why I suspect that most of the Tumblr posts using the term are trolls.

I know people who use "sapiosexual" in real life and they're just as insufferable as you can imagine.

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I know people who use "sapiosexual" in real life and they're just as insufferable as you can imagine.

My ex girlfriend considered herself a sapiosexual, but I don't believe she was because I'm dumb as gently caress.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

I Was The Fury posted:

My ex girlfriend considered herself a sapiosexual, but I don't believe she was because I'm dumb as gently caress.

hrmm

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
I'm sexosexual

Catberry
Feb 17, 2017

♫ Most certainly ♫

goose willis posted:

I'm sexosexual

And we have a new thread title.

Plom Bar
Jun 5, 2004

hardest time i ever done :(

Brawnfire posted:

Sapiosexual, noun: one whose socialization has been warped by internet until they're unable to comprehend how loving attraction works.

Sapiosexual, noun: one who is in no danger of getting laid any time soon

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
https://twitter.com/jontronshow/status/841055085463498753

Goddamnit he is unironically one of my favourite youtubers, what is wrong with me? (But more importantly, him!)

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

BigglesSWE posted:

https://twitter.com/jontronshow/status/841055085463498753

Goddamnit he is unironically one of my favourite youtubers, what is wrong with me? (But more importantly, him!)

You're burying the lede:

https://twitter.com/JonTronShow/status/841051513212547072

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I've known two girls in real life who considered themselves "sapiosexual" unironically. One was an extreme nerd (the kind who finds physics problems fun) who also unironically defined herself as "asexual" despite constantly wanting a sexual relationship. The other was a gaming and anime nerd who unfortunately suffered from rather serious, untreated mental illness and was unable to hold down a job for more than a few months because of crazy outbursts where she did things like threaten to blackmail her bosses.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

chitoryu12 posted:

I've known two girls in real life who considered themselves "sapiosexual" unironically. One was an extreme nerd (the kind who finds physics problems fun) who also unironically defined herself as "asexual" despite constantly wanting a sexual relationship. The other was a gaming and anime nerd who unfortunately suffered from rather serious, untreated mental illness and was unable to hold down a job for more than a few months because of crazy outbursts where she did things like threaten to blackmail her bosses.

Wait, physics problems aren't fun?

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
Feels like Jon Tron will eventually end up using unironic blackface in one of his skits then burn alive while he tries to play it off as "Just a skit, guys! it's satire!"

Rangpur
Dec 31, 2008

So is he referring to Mexicans or Syrian refugees? Kinda insulting either way, but I'm morbidly curious which one he's got a bug up his rear end about.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Ularg posted:

Feels like Jon Tron will eventually end up using unironic blackface in one of his skits then burn alive while he tries to play it off as "Just a skit, guys! it's satire!"

I have to give him this: his video-content is virtually free from any form of political statements. To me, it's like there are two of him, on on YT and one on Twitter.

Plom Bar
Jun 5, 2004

hardest time i ever done :(
Modern day Kelsey Grammer

AfroSquirrel
Sep 3, 2011

Rangpur posted:

So is he referring to Mexicans or Syrian refugees? Kinda insulting either way, but I'm morbidly curious which one he's got a bug up his rear end about.

Probably 'casual gamers'.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

chitoryu12 posted:

I've known two girls in real life who considered themselves "sapiosexual" unironically. One was an extreme nerd (the kind who finds physics problems fun) who also unironically defined herself as "asexual" despite constantly wanting a sexual relationship. The other was a gaming and anime nerd who unfortunately suffered from rather serious, untreated mental illness and was unable to hold down a job for more than a few months because of crazy outbursts where she did things like threaten to blackmail her bosses.

Cool, you know obnoxious kids who are desperate to belong somewhere.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
His family moved here from Iran too, so it really doesn't make sense. But I do remember reading somewhere that they tend to be suuuuuper conservative though, just the current GOP loves to poo poo all over them, driving them away.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Wait, physics problems aren't fun?

I'd hate to live in a world where they weren't.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

BigglesSWE posted:

I have to give him this: his video-content is virtually free from any form of political statements. To me, it's like there are two of him, on on YT and one on Twitter.

Up until November of last year that was a viable way of thinking, but now that literal Neo-Nazis are running the country there is no room for them or their sympathizers.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!




what a terrible thing to say during irish-american heritage month
also in general

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Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

Aramek posted:

His family moved here from Iran too, so it really doesn't make sense. But I do remember reading somewhere that they tend to be suuuuuper conservative though, just the current GOP loves to poo poo all over them, driving them away.

I always wonder where the line is for self-defeating ideals like that. When does he stop rooting on conservative politicians banning immigrants from his own country? Would he cheer if senators were calling for first generation families to be thrown out and he himself faced deportation?

I'm betting he'd get angry the moment it stopped making him feel superior to others, but it would only be because he should be an exception and obviously all those other dangerous immigrants should be kept out.

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