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potee posted:Forget Bozo, Palmtree Panic. Bozo's out. He's finished. It's over for Bozo. Hello, Potee. It's Ginette Reno. (spits) Sorry, I had a hair on my tongue. But, of course, you should know; you put it there. I know what you said about me, Potee. I know you bad-mouthed me to the posters at Something Awful; put the kibosh on my posts. Now I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before, and I will kibosh again.
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I smell cherry... 
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Jul 2, 2022 15:14
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First they come out with the regular, then a year later they come out with the cherry. They know that we like the cherry, start with cherry! Then come out with the regular!
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Jul 2, 2022 23:05
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Why do I get pesto? Why do I think I'll like it? I keep trying to like it, like I have to like it.
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Jul 3, 2022 02:37
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The omelette. drat!
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Jul 3, 2022 12:55
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You got the A. B. The C. The D. That's the biggest.
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Chili posted:The omelette. drat! Your meatloaf is mushy, your salmon croquettes are oily, and your eggplant parmesan is a disgrace to this thread!
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Jul 3, 2022 16:25
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Potee, it's kreplach. It's an acquired taste, yeah.
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Jul 3, 2022 16:40
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If you're one of us, you'll take a bite.
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Diabolik900 posted:You got the A. B. The C. The D. That's the biggest.
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Jul 3, 2022 21:04
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You know that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts... Really big... huge! Just coming out the top of her dress... They were like, chokin' her!
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Jul 4, 2022 01:37
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Yeah. Your nipple's showing. Anything else? All right, see you later.
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Jul 4, 2022 03:52
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It's a nipple. A little brown circular protuberance. What's the big deal? Everybody's got them. See I got them.
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Gipple?
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Jul 4, 2022 15:06
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EVERYONE IS CALLING ME "NIP!"
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Jul 4, 2022 17:34
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That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
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Jul 5, 2022 03:31
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He is a loathsome offensive brute, yet I can’t look away.
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He was the most wonderful person I've ever known, and I loved him deeply! In a way you could never understand.
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Jul 5, 2022 14:24
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I see a parasite. A sexually-depraved miscreant, who is seeking to gratify only his most basic and immediate urges.
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His struggle is man's struggle. He lifts my spirit.
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Jul 5, 2022 23:07
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Root Bear posted:I see a parasite. You know Root Bear, the thing about fleas is that they irritate the skin and they start to...itch. Oh! maybe you can hold out five seconds or ten, maybe fifteen or twenty but after a while, no matter how much will power a person may have. It won't matter, because they're crawling , crawling on your skin. Up your legs , up your spine , up your back.....
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Jul 5, 2022 23:26
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Well that's fatal, you don't want that.
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Jul 6, 2022 14:44
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Woof woof not bang bang
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Sash! posted:Woof woof not bang bang Beep beep beep? What are you doing?
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Jul 6, 2022 15:42
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What is this, a bit?
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Jul 7, 2022 01:26
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"Puke" - that's a funny word!
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Jul 7, 2022 01:51
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Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine.
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Jul 7, 2022 01:58
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Delivered as a genuine set that kills 'em: Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine!
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gormless goblin posted:What is this, a bit? It’s a funny observation!
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So what's the deal with politics? I don't get it. Am I right, people? 
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potee posted:So what's the deal with politics? I don't get it. Well, this is sort of embarrassing, but it's changed my life. The way you analyzed the game? The way you identify the major players? Well it left me breathless. You're a brilliant, brilliant man.
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Sash! posted:Well, this is sort of embarrassing, but it's changed my life. The way you analyzed the game? The way you identify the major players? Well it left me breathless. You're a brilliant, brilliant man. Well, you know Sash, sometimes you say things just to be nice.
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Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim?
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The stupidest guy in my fraternity became an architect after flunking out of dental school.
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Does anyone think Bird in a Blender might have murdered Root Bear?
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Jul 7, 2022 07:42
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It's called a t-square!
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potee posted:Does anyone think Bird in a Blender might have murdered Root Bear? I woke up in the Hudson River in a SACK!!! 
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Hey, you know what I think it is? I think it's that East River...it might be polluted!
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potee posted:Does anyone think Bird in a Blender might have murdered Root Bear? Oh, I just assumed that he did.
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Yes, I'm free. 'cause the murderer struck again!
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