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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

verymoldy posted:

Mongooses. Mongeese?

Monsgoose

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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!

Humphreys posted:

One instance when I was in rail network control my whole line was stopped because of a disgrutled ex-employee laid traps across a few sections. The traps were simply screwing with the signal voltage across RTC controlled sections of track which blew up my console telling me there was an engine where it shouldn't be and out of rotation. That cheeky fucker held up a few hundred KMs worth of my 'line' for a while. To note - sections could be between 1km and x hundreds on freight routes. Finding where in the section the fuckwit put the tripping device was a fun one for local track crews.

I thought they were called 'blocks' not sections? Guess terminology varies on regions. I know a lot of rail networks use a simple 12V current to detect train presence; the wheels pass over that isolated section of track across to the other track completing the circuit. I've heard stories of kids laying wire hangars across tracks to trigger crossing arms to stay down. They've probably switched to interrogator loops to detect train presence nowadays; relying on the 12V method is too easy to gently caress with, especially in Automated Block Systems and Interlocks.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱


Mengeese.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Rasmus posted:

Makes sense, I can imagine mice do pose a natural threat to their eggs.

not really they just want to murder something and eat it. They will gently caress up any small insect mammal or reptile. Then eat it. If its a rooster it will even call over the flock to eat some.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

yeah, chickens are omnivores and love to hunt bugs and small rodents.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB



E: lots of stuff eats stuff you wouldn't expect.



https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sQOQdBLHrLk

Cocaine Bear has a new favorite as of 19:28 on Apr 5, 2017

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

good opportunity to include a little known fact that donkeys hate coyotes/foxes/wolves/dogs and if you want a mouse-free farm get a mean mule to protect your chickens.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2017/04/05/drunk-lives-matter-dui/

Guy driving on suspended DUI license gets arrested driving and 2.5x the legal limit wearing this shirt

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
They are pulling the Pepsi ad lol

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

SiKboy posted:

Mengeese.

Are you mangsplaining?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Hot Smart ARYAN Girl posted:

the animal hierarchy goes mouse -> cat -> dog

Pfft, if you want a true solution it's mouse -> chicken -> alligator. Think of all the different kinds of eggs you'd have!

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
Two.

One Swell Foop
Aug 5, 2010

I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.

SiKboy posted:

Mengeese.

Polygoose.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

You're forgetting the mouse eggs.

Two Feet From Bread
Apr 20, 2009

I'm. A. Fucking. Nazi.

please punch me in the face
i love it
give it to me daddy
College Slice

Solice Kirsk posted:

You're forgetting the mouse eggs.

I say, death to all egg laying mammals. They are an affront to God and Science.



Edit:

What is right with them? They have poison/venom spurs that never stop hurting. Forever pain bringers is what they are. They must die.
VvvvVvvvV

Two Feet From Bread has a new favorite as of 21:28 on Apr 5, 2017

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Two Feet From Bread posted:

I say, death to all egg laying mammals. They are an affront to God and Science.

What's wrong with Duck-billed platypuses?!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
All female mammals produce eggs. :colbert:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

whiteyfats posted:

All female mammals produce eggs. :colbert:

Not 65 year old women.

Two Feet From Bread
Apr 20, 2009

I'm. A. Fucking. Nazi.

please punch me in the face
i love it
give it to me daddy
College Slice

Solice Kirsk posted:

Not 65 year old women.

If you want to be technical. She already produced them.

If you want to be super technical, poison spurs and oozing milk out of under evolved nipple holes are loving affronts to God and Science. Kill them with a hammer.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

They're also a lot smaller then I imagined. Always figured they were, like, beaver size.

KingSlime
Mar 20, 2007
Wake up with the Kin-OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?!
that's just the portable version

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I wish I had poison spurs. :(

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

FuhrerHat posted:

good opportunity to include a little known fact that donkeys hate coyotes/foxes/wolves/dogs and if you want a mouse-free farm get a mean mule to protect your chickens.

do they stomp racoons to? i've only had problems with racoons killing chickens. they dont even eat them just get into the coop and murder 1-2 and run off with i'm assuming eggs

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

canyoneer posted:

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2017/04/05/drunk-lives-matter-dui/

Guy driving on suspended DUI license gets arrested driving and 2.5x the legal limit wearing this shirt

The real schadenfreude is how excited I was to share this before I saw your post.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Sunswipe posted:

I wish I had poison spurs. :(

https://www.amazon.com/Western-Cowboy-Boot-Spurs-Great/dp/B00JI8RBDE

and

https://www.amazon.com/Raid-11717-Ant-Roach-Killer/dp/B000BOCDXW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1491424790&sr=8-1&keywords=raid+killer

You're welcome.

Lobster God
Nov 5, 2008

Mongoosii

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage

Humphreys posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDCk5m_hfq4

0:50 for 'All you need is love" and straight after that a fellow truckie in front with a blown tyre "I'll let you set the pace" - sometimes the music works.

Driving on the left fucks with my brains..
Do vehicles coming from your left have the right of way Down Under?
Because I see a lot of that even if there's not a chance the lorry/truck could stop in time.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

https://twitter.com/BellyUpBetting/status/849439870091235330

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱


Now you are mixing greek and latin roots. I would accept Mongopodes.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

This is amazing. Guy's a pain magnet

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

canyoneer posted:

This is amazing. Guy's a pain magnet

Carlos Quentin is jealous.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Are you sure his name isn't Scott Sterling?

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Holy poo poo

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know
Haha I thought the panties were animated until she pulls them up.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I thought she would dance them all the way down and then reverse direction and dance them back up

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr
God drat that has to be insanely embarrassing. Hell of a party trick though.

oldpainless posted:

I thought she would dance them all the way down and then reverse direction and dance them back up
Here you go.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Parts Kit posted:

Hell of a party trick though.

Nah, I make that happen all the time.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Subjunctive posted:

Nah, I make that happen all the time.

Yeah panties probly get pretty heavy after being soaked in fear urine. I would ditch them too as I fled.

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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

It's a living. :shrug:

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