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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > 2023's Best and Worst Pro-Wrestling Matches of the Year (plus Recommended)
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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

 Thanks flatluigi for the format
HM: Athena/Mercedes/Diamante v Shida/Willow/Skye
MOTYC: Ricky Starks vs Bryan Danielson
MOTYC: Eddie/Shibata vs Claudio/Yuta
HM: ROH TV Championship: Samoa Joe(c) v Shane Taylor
HM: TNT Championship- Luchasaurus(c) vs Darby Allin
M(eat)OTYC: Miro vs Hobbs
MOTYC: Kenny Omega vs Konosuke Takeshita
MOTYC: Bullet Club Gold vs FTR/ Young Bucks
MOTYC: International Championship- Orange Cassidy(c) vs Jon Moxley

AEW All Out, 9/3

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flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
I should note that my post didn't have every match on the card on it, for people using it as a template

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Lily Catts
Oct 17, 2012

Show me the way to you
(Heavy Metal)
HM: Kaito Kiyomiya & Ryohei Oiwa vs Yoshinari Ogawa & Zack Sabre Jr., NOAH N-1 Victory Final, 2023/09/03

Kaito Kiyomiya has a humiliation kink and it is glorious

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A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

flatluigi posted:

*ahem*

HM: Athena/Mercedes/Diamante v Shida/Willow/Skye
MOTYC: Ricky Starks vs Bryan Danielson
MOTYC: Eddie/Shibata vs Claudio/Yuta
HM: MJF/Cole vs Reynolds/Silver
HM: Samoa Joe v Shane Taylor
MOTYC: Kris Statlander vs Ruby Soho
HM: Luchasaurus vs Darby Allin
M(eat)OTYC: Miro vs Hobbs
MOTYC: Kenny Omega vs Konosuke Takeshita
MOTYC: Orange Cassidy vs Jon Moxley

Agreed with all of these.

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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


 ALL OUT '23

MOTYC: Ricky Starks vs Bryan Danielson
MOTYC: Eddie/Shibata vs Claudio/Yuta
HM: MJF/Cole vs Reynolds/Silver
HM: Samoa Joe v Shane Taylor
MOTYC: Kris Statlander vs Ruby Soho
HM: Luchasaurus vs Darby Allin
MOTYC: Miro vs Hobbs
MOTYC: Kenny Omega vs Konosuke Takeshita
MOTYC: Orange Cassidy vs Jon Moxley


Joe vs Shane was THIS close to being a motyc but the tepid crowd sorta killed it for me. The opposite of that was the Meat Off match. First half was just ok, then the crowd made it incredible.

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Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
HM: Arisu Endo vs. Yuki Aino, TJPW Stick Out 6/11
HM: Miu Watanabe & Rika Tatsumi vs. Mizuki, TJPW Stick Out 6/11

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Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



 AEW All Out 2023, 9/4/2023

HM: Darby Allin vs Luchasaurus, TNT Title
HM: Miro vs Powerhouse Hobbs in Big Meaty Men Slapping Meat
HM: Ruby Soho vs Kris Statlander, TBS title
MOTYC: Bryan Danielson vs Ricky Starks, strap match
HM: Eddie Kingston and Katsuyori Shibata vs Claudio Castagnoli and Wheeler Yuta
MOTYC: Kenny Omega vs Konosuke Takeshita
HM: Bullet Club Gold vs FTRBucks
MOTYC: Jon Moxley vs Orange Cassidy, Atlantic Title

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


 HM
17th April
BJW In Ashikawa
Daimonji So & Yuya Aoki vs Strong BJ (Daisuke Sekimoto & Yuji Okabayashi)

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
MOTYC: Luchasaurus (c) vs. Darby Allin, AEW All Out, 03/09
MOTYC: BEEF, AEW All Out, 03/09
HM: Kris Statlander (c) vs. Ruby Soho, AEW All Out, 03/09
MOTYC: Bryan Danielson vs. Ricky Starks, AEW All Out, 03/09
HM: Eddie Kingston/Katsuyori Shibata vs. Claudio Castagnoli/Wheeler Yuta, AEW All Out, 03/09
MOTYC: Kenny Omega vs. Konosuke Takeshita, AEW All Out, 03/09
MOTYC: FTR/Young Bucks vs. Bullet Club Gold, AEW All Out, 03/09
MOTYC: Orange Cassidy (c) vs. Jon Moxley, AEW All Out, 03/09

Incredible show holy poo poo

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010
AEW All Out 2023:


MOTYC: Orange Cassidy vs Jon Moxley
Miro vs Power House Hobbs
Kenny Omega vs Takeshita
Bryan Danielson vs Ricky Starks

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Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


 Ok, I've caught up on the weekend

HM: Judgement Day vs. Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn Payback
HM: Trish Stratus vs. Becky Lynch Payback
HM: Konosuke Takeshita vs. Kenny Omega All Out
HM: Bullet Club Gold vs. Young Bucks/FTR All Out

MOTY: Ricky Starks vs. Bryan Danielson All Out
MOTY: Powerhouse Hobbs vs. Miro All Out
MOTY: Jon Moxley vs. Orange Cassidy All Out

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abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
All Out:

MOTYC: Ricky Starks vs Bryan Danielson
HM: Kris Statlander vs Ruby Soho
MOTYC: Miro vs Hobbs
MOTYC: Kenny Omega vs Konosuke Takeshita
MOTYC: Orange Cassidy vs Jon Moxley

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
HM: Gunther vs Chad Gable, WWE RAW, 9/4/23

Excellent match and also Gunther made kids cry.

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

DarkstarIV posted:

HM: Gunther vs Chad Gable, WWE RAW, 9/4/23

Excellent match and also Gunther made kids cry.

2nd

I rarely watch WWE (much like a lot of PSP), but I was intrigued by this match. Pretty nice!

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Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
HM: Angel de Oro, El Barbaro Cavernario & Niebla Roja vs. Guerrero Maya Jr., Panterita del Ring Jr. & Titan, CMLL Super Viernes 2/3
HM: Captain Suicida, Dark Panther, & Volcano vs. Felino, Felino Jr., & Kraneo, CMLL Super Viernes 2/3

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Rarity posted:

HM: Nick Wayne/El Hijo del Vikingo vs. Kip Sabien/Gringo Loco, AEW Rampage, 01/09

MassRafTer posted:

AEW Collision 9/2
HM: Nick Wayne and Komander vs Aussie Open
HM: Jay White vs Dax Harwood

nthing these

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
 cheers flatluigi for typin (most of) all this

all out zero hour

HM: Over the Budget Men's Battle Royale
HM: Athena/Mercedes/Diamante v Shida/Willow/Skye


all out

HM: Samoa Joe v Shane Taylor
HM: Luchasaurus vs Darby Allin
MOTYC: Miro vs Hobbs
HM: Kris Statlander vs Ruby Soho
MOTYC: Ricky Starks vs Bryan Danielson
MOTYC: Eddie/Shibata vs Claudio/Yuta
MOTYC: Kenny Omega vs Konosuke Takeshita
MOTYC: The Young Bucks/FTR vs. Bullet Club Gold
MOTYC: Orange Cassidy vs Jon Moxley



whew

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


 MOTYC
12th August
New Japan G-1 Climax 33 Night 18
G1 Semi-Final
Tetsuya Naito vs Will Ospreay
Watch this here

EVIL Okada semi-final was poor but the crowd was hot enough as hell which raises it above WMOTYC. Meanwhile Naito Ospreay was probably match of the tournament.

MOTYC
13th August
New Japan G-1 Climax 33 Night 19
G1 Final
Kazuchika Okada vs Tetsuya Naito
Watch this here

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Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
These are all HMs.

Logan Paul vs. Ricochet, Summerslam 8/5
Drew McIntyre vs. Gunther, Summerslam 8/5
Finn Balor vs. Seth Rollins, Summerslam 8/5
Chad Gable vs. Matt Riddle vs. Ricochet vs. Tommaso Ciampa, Raw 8/7
Chad Gable vs. Gunther, Raw 8/21

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


 HM
2nd September
All Japan Giant Series Night 1
Hokuto Omori vs Ryuki Honda
Watch this here

HM
2nd September
All Japan Giant Series Night 1
Ren Ayabe & Zennichi Shin Jidai (Shuji Ishikawa & Yuma Aoyagi) vs Satoshi Kojima & Zennichi Shin Jidai (Kento Miyahara & Yuma Anzai)
Watch this here

MOTYC
20th July
FREEDOMS Jun Kasai Produce Shin-Kiba Deathmatch Carnival 2023
Deathmatch
Jimmy Lloyd, Joey Janela & Shane Mercer vs Jun Kasai, Masashi Takeda & Yusaku Ito
Watch this here

HM
20th July
FREEDOMS Jun Kasai Produce Shin-Kiba Deathmatch Carnival 2023
Deathmatch
Daisuke Masaoka & Soul Meat (Tomoya Hirata & Toru Sugiura) vs Los Macizos (Ciclope & Miedo Extremo) & Rina Yamashita
Watch this here

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Kevino07
Oct 16, 2008

DarkstarIV posted:

HM: Gunther vs Chad Gable, WWE RAW, 9/4/23

Excellent match and also Gunther made kids cry.

nth

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Purple Monkey
May 5, 2014

:phone:Hello
AEW All out 2023

M(eat)OTYC: Miro vs Hobbs
HM: Kris Statlander vs Ruby Soho
MOTYC: Bryan Danielson vs Ricky Starks
MOTYC: Kenny Omega vs Takeshita
MOTYC: The Young Bucks & FTR vs Bullet Club Gold
MOTYC: Jon Moxley vs Orange Cassidy

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Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
NOAH New Year 1/1

HM: KENTA & Naomichi Marufuji vs. Satoshi Kojima & Takashi Sugiura
MOTYC: Kenoh vs. Kaito Kiyomiya
HM: Great Muta vs. Shinsuke Nakamura

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Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
HM: Averno & Místico vs Soberano Jr. & Templario, CMLL Super Viernes 2/17
HM: Angel de Oro, Gran Guerrero, & Niebla Roja vs. Averno, Euforia, & Mephisto, CMLL Super Viernes 2/17

* # ? Sep 6, 2023 03:06
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Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
HM: Yuki Aino vs. Rika Tatsumi, TJPW Summer Sun Princess 7/8
HM: Aja Kong & Raku vs. Hyper Misao & Shoko Nakajima vs. Max The Impaler & Pom Harajuku, TJPW Summer Sun Princess 7/8

* # ? Sep 6, 2023 18:24
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Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
HM: AR Fox vs. Jon Moxley, Dynamite 9/6
HM: Chris Jericho & Sammy Guevara vs. Kyle Fletcher & Mark Davis, same show

* # ? Sep 7, 2023 01:54
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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


 HM
15th August
Stardom 5★STAR Grand Prix 2023 Night 9
Blue Block
Momo Watanabe vs Saori Anou
Watch this here

HM
15th August
Stardom 5★STAR Grand Prix 2023 Night 9
Red Block
Hazuki vs Syuri
Watch this here

MOTYC
15th August
Stardom 5★STAR Grand Prix 2023 Night 9
Red Block
Mayu Iwatani vs Tam Nakano
Watch this here

MOTYC
15th August
Stardom 5★STAR Grand Prix 2023 Night 9
Blue Block
AZM vs Utami Hayashishita
Watch this here

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


 HM
19th April
Big Japan in Kushiro
Daimonji So & Takuho Kato vs Daisuke Sekimoto & Kazumasa Yoshida
Watch this here

HM
19th April
Big Japan in Kushiro
Astronauts (Fuminori Abe & Takuya Nomura) & Yuya Aoki Kaji Tomato, Yasufumi Nakanoue & Yuji Okabayashi
Watch this here

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Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
HM: Trent vs. Roderick Strong

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
HM: Le Sex Gods vs. Aussie Open, AEW Dynamite, 06/09
HM: Trent Barretta vs. Roderick Strong, AEW Dynamite, 06/09
HM: Darby Allin vs. Nick Wayne, AEW Dynamite, 06/09

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Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Rarity posted:

HM: Le Sex Gods vs. Aussie Open, AEW Dynamite, 06/09
HM: Trent Barretta vs. Roderick Strong, AEW Dynamite, 06/09
HM: Darby Allin vs. Nick Wayne, AEW Dynamite, 06/09

Nth all these.

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fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

Rarity posted:

HM: Le Sex Gods vs. Aussie Open, AEW Dynamite, 06/09
HM: Trent Barretta vs. Roderick Strong, AEW Dynamite, 06/09
HM: Darby Allin vs. Nick Wayne, AEW Dynamite, 06/09

yeah good matches all round on Dynamite but these stood out

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A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

 HM: Kris Statlander vs Emi Sakura, AEW Dynamite, 06/09
HM: Le Sex Gods vs. Aussie Open, AEW Dynamite, 06/09
HM: Trent Barretta vs. Roderick Strong, AEW Dynamite, 06/09
HM: Darby Allin vs. Nick Wayne, AEW Dynamite, 06/09

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Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!

A Fancy Hat posted:

HM: Kris Statlander vs Emi Sakura, AEW Dynamite, 06/09
HM: Le Sex Gods vs. Aussie Open, AEW Dynamite, 06/09
HM: Trent Barretta vs. Roderick Strong, AEW Dynamite, 06/09
HM: Darby Allin vs. Nick Wayne, AEW Dynamite, 06/09

Nth all these.

* # ? Sep 7, 2023 11:04
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Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
HM: Komander & Nick Wayne vs. Aussie Open, Collision 9/2

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apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.

Rarity posted:

HM: Le Sex Gods vs. Aussie Open, AEW Dynamite, 06/09


Just this one for me, thanks!

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Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
HM: Ricochet vs. Tommaso Ciampa, Main Event 8/17

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Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Stardom Five Star GP Sept 2

HM: AZM vs. Mina Shirakawa
HM: Mayu Iwatani vs. Ami Sohrei
HM: Giulia vs. Momo Watanabe

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Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
MOTYC: Maki Ito vs. Mizuki, TJPW Summer Sun Princess 7/8

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Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
HM: Angel de Oro, Mistico & Volador Jr. vs. Atlantis Jr., Oraculo & Rocky Romero, CMLL Super Viernes 3/3

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