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Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

Inceltown posted:

Free the man

He's right, gently caress the baptists.

But still don't eat people quite this literally.

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Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Brandfarlig posted:

He's right, gently caress the baptists.

But still don't eat people quite this literally.

He ate a chunk of cop not a chunk of actual person.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I couldnt imagine a music festival in holmes county if I even tried


Also that's a hell of a cocktail and he's right about the baptists

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."
He looks drat proud too.

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

Desert Bus posted:

He ate a chunk of cop not a chunk of actual person.

I'm mostly worried about potential disease.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Brandfarlig posted:

I'm mostly worried about potential disease.

Understandable, but I don't think being a cop is orally transmissible

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Brandfarlig posted:

I'm mostly worried about potential disease.

Swine flu?

Reiche
Jan 28, 2009

I like my coffee with cream and lsd.

Lobok posted:

Swine flu?

Turtle flu

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

All Cops Are Baptists?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/LeastHesFunny_/status/1789614228607001015

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Nobody thought to bring Marin along and have her wake him with a song? Smh

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
This is what we have PokeFlutes for.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




That's pretty good :ocelot:

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
let him be known henceforth as Neil the Bastard Seal.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/rationalaussie/status/1789868856850153840

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Stop living on a chinese rock and start selling chinese rocks! it's basic economics.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Amazing

Weyd
Nov 26, 2009

Butt seriously: why you might be pooping wrong – and what to do about it

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

Say Nothing posted:

Spoilered for mentions of suicide (by an out and proud nazi).


Found this early 2016 vintage post in the thread. Found it darkly comic.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

ReelBigLizard posted:

Found this early 2016 vintage post in the thread. Found it darkly comic.

He probably wouldn't like that at all.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Pity he didn't inform us ahead of time, we'd make him best nazi of 2016.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

If only it was real

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

quote:

Paris Venue Responds After Photo of Baby on the Floor at Taylor Swift’s Concert Goes Viral

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Definitely shocking. There's no way a baby makes enough money to buy floor seats to a Taylor Swift concert.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

And if concert tickets are costing that baby's family too much, a certain other famous Swift had a modest proposal for that.

By which I mean, Jonathan Swift obviously invented StubHub. After his failed CherubGrub idea.

Lobok has a new favorite as of 13:34 on May 14, 2024

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


I Am Once Again Asking Our Tech Overlords to Watch the Whole Movie

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Anyone got that tweet about SF writer writing a cautionary tale which immediately gets intentionally misinterpreted as 'tech is great'?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



By popular demand posted:

Anyone got that tweet about SF writer writing a cautionary tale which immediately gets intentionally misinterpreted as 'tech is great'?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

quote:

Dublin-NY portal temporarily shut due to 'inappropriate behaviour'

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Scientists discover massive planet as light and fluffy as fairy floss

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I'm gonna go there and eat it :c00lbert:

Tunicate
May 15, 2012


Alternate title:

Scientists discover GIANT WASP, larger than Jupiter

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



By popular demand posted:

Anyone got that tweet about SF writer writing a cautionary tale which immediately gets intentionally misinterpreted as 'tech is great'?

from the article:

quote:

This is not an original point. (Respect to this 2021 tweet that nails it.)

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Should I post the photo of the baby on the floor at the Taylor Swift concert?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




There’s only one problem…



https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c3gxg4jd0ggo

Cartoon Man has a new favorite as of 10:11 on May 16, 2024

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


God damnit.
Say you fake a story or two to promote your business and then donations start flowing in, how do you not at the very least pass on those donations to proper foundations?!
When do you start thinking that lying to people is not bad enough and decide you deserve the money too?

I hope he drowns in a septic tank.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

I’d be over the moon seeing neil! Lucky bastards!

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad
I can sympathize, online trolls frequently pressure me into committing financial fraud

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Woman riding a donkey fights off lion with machete

By From the Associated Press
Aug. 6, 2008 12:58 PM PT

ACAPULCO, Mexico — A Mexican woman said she fought a 500-pound lion with a machete near the resort city of Acapulco and scared him away. Celsa Aleman said she and her 7-year-old niece were riding a donkey Monday along a road when the lion went after the animal’s legs.

The 35-year-old woman says she found the courage to fight the lion because she thought it would attack her niece. She hit the animal with a machete until the beast ran away. Aleman and her niece were unharmed.

The state government said in a statement that the lion had escaped from a private zoo owned by a former local congressman.

It said the animal killed two dogs and ate a pig before it was sedated and taken back to the zoo.

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