The Saucer Hovers posted:

Rudeboy Detective posted:

Signs was not a great movie

Pontificating rear end posted:

https://twitter.com/TheProjectUnity/status/1548786537197965314?s=20&t=7HaTQ1SCJG0oM2FBRaBtGQ

Polo-Rican posted:

grrr i hate captions like this... it just makes more fodder for skeptics. what "strange maneuvers?" all i'm seeing is slow, lazy drifting in the wind >:–(

Toupee Groupie posted:

The Q-Anon-in-laws just explained how the republicans in congress are going to prove that there are Aliens, and that they are really the deep state that is being talked about. They had no clue what reptilians were or who David Icke was. Now at least to them aliens do not equal jews, but honest to god "Roswell aliens".

I then looked to see who in congress is looking at UAPs. Lotta republicans, like 3/4th republicans. I don't think that to those in office aliens are equal to jews. This isn't a OP, now is it guys?

PokeJoe posted:

it's all incest, so what

D-Pad posted:

drat that italian moon one is wild.

D-Pad posted:

drat that italian moon one is wild.

Pontificating rear end posted:

https://twitter.com/528vibes/status/1548095160445071367?s=20&t=7HaTQ1SCJG0oM2FBRaBtGQ

NUFORC posted:

My male cousin (I am female) and I were coming back to Southern Calif. from a Utah University when we saw a craft hovering over the highway in 1967. It was one of the states in between but I can't be sure which and it was the early hours of the morning and dark. The roundish craft saw us and silently darted behind a hill. As I recall we went off the road to see it behind the hill. It saw us again and this time shot behind a larger mountain and we could not follow it. We never reported it because I was just a teen and thought it was probably a secret air force craft or something. But now I am reporting it after the seeing Larry King show.

I have a B.A. in Humanities from the Unv. of Washington and am now 58 years old. My cousin is a year older and we were driving his beloved Camaro car. Sorry can't remember much as a long time ago.

NUFORC posted:

a silver sphere was filmed with a high speed tracking camera with data bar the sphere was 30 ft in diamer flying at 1900mph at a range of 3200 ft .N.I.S.took the film.

naval investigative service got the film .there were 3 witnesses..it was a surveyed
range used for air to ground missile test where they had to tell range and speed of the missiles once they had range thay would know the size from the film image and the data bar in the camera mount records on the bottom of each frame of film where the camara is aimed

NUFORC posted:

for the whole month i keep having what i thought was a dream.i was on my bed floating up and scared to death that i would fall off.everything under me got smaller.i had real bad pains in my stomache.i was goining to go fishing with my friend and his father and a few kids in the develoment.i woke up at 4 oclock made coffee and toast.looked out the kitchen window and saw an orange ball hovering above the pool.we lived in an apt complex the pool was in our back yard.i went down stairs and out the back door.the ball was about the size of a volkswagon.i watched as it shot up and gone.the next thing i remember is walking down the street.never made the fishing trip.even though i knew what happened,i could not say it.it was like every time i wanted to mention it i forgot it.for at least 20 years.

NUFORC posted:

We saw an enormous,low flying,silent,very slow moving triangle of , I think, three lights, no real interior substance, more like dim lights ( the brightness of small stars) in triangular formation moving as one unit.....giving the feel of a "solid" object. There was no movement of the lights, no blinking or rotation, just total "stillness" , even though they floated across the sky, slower than anything we had ever seen in the sky........ and an enormous and silent presence.

Stunned, we acknowledged to each other what we were seeing, Dad telling me to run to the Jeep and get the binoculars, QUICK! I took off and fumbled wrecklessly, not wanting to miss any of this show. I could not find the glasses and so ran back quickly. All that was left in the sky was off into the distance, over the Western Foothills. A bright Turquoise streak, like a whisp of cloud, as if the speed of the thing was such that it left this turquoise vapor behind, in the early twilight. All the reading I've done throughout the years of others' sightings, I've never heard of anyone else seeing this Turquoise light streak. Anyone? Please let me know. I'd be greatful!

NUFORC posted:

Disk shaped object with different colored revolving lights

I was in the Air Force at Baker, Oregon, in 1965 until 1968. And it had to be 1966 or 1967 that our radar site identified a UFO from the 35 tower and 2 6 towers.

There was approximately 15 Air Force personnel that saw this object. It was very large with red green white lights and a dics this should be in the Air Force files.

The only other name that I can give you that actually seen it is the guard at the AP gate. There was only 3 35 towers on the west coast at that time.

This is no hoax, I’m 63 now and have to get this out.

NUFORC posted:

My mother worked at a club outside of travis airforcebase ca., cecils.

When getting in to her car ready to leave to work the lady that lived next store started to pound on her window speaking in german her native language when my mother got out of her car and loooked up there was a huge pink cigar shaped craft hovering silently. After a short amount of time the object moved toward the west dissapearing in seconds not making asound. When she arrived at work explaining what she had saw was ridicueled so she never spoke of it again outside of family.

My mother was a very religious catholic woman and would never of made this up.

The Demilich posted:

Mac and Me was a docudrama

Rudeboy Detective posted:

The year is 2035. UAP sightings have increased by orders of magnitude all over the earth. Orbs rise from the ocean as saucers descend from above. They're above our cities, our shopping malls, even our US military bases.

A single craft lands on a lawn in Kentucky and out walks a tall, thin, robed being from some unknown star. It reaches out, not in greeting, but so it might hand this awestruck citizen a single sheet of paper, coated in the garbled text of an intercepted newsletter from our earth planet. "RON PAUL REVOLUTION."

Riot Bimbo posted:

Deeply hoping for horny aliens

Mola Yam posted:

all good sex is cum-sex

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Webb you fucker!



disclose the aliens already god drat

Riot Bimbo posted:

jupiter is loving rad

Sleekly posted:

jupiter...bad?

jupiter is very strange, i never could wrap my head around the whole gas giant concept, the poo poo going on under those clouds must be fantastic. and its yuge enough and at the right distance to have saved earth from so much heavy space flak

honestly jupiter and saturn both, and the amazing array of solar and lunar eclipses we see, these things make me think of some sort of creator diety sometimes. just so perfect and beautiful and mysterious and its all the end result of a loving amazing series of events and we can see and shitpost about it all