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mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
Loving my BIC Velocity Medium Point Retractable Gel Ink Pen, try it out if u have the chance fellow pen enthusiasts (penists for short)!

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suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

forbidden lesbian posted:

Loving my BIC Velocity Medium Point Retractable Gel Ink Pen, try it out if u have the chance fellow pen enthusiasts (penists for short)!

Can I get it shipped to pen island?

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~

blowfish posted:

Can I get it shipped to pen island?

Address to:

Pilot Metropolitan
Pilot Metropolitan
Pilot Metropolitan, PM Pilot Metopolitan
USA

hate pants
Jul 17, 2012

FUCK PANTS 4 LYFE

neongrey posted:



Anyway yeah, once it gets going it's nice and smooth but it takes some work to get it there. I'm not sure yet if I'm holding it wrong (left-handed side/over-writer so I deffo push the pen) so I'll give it a few days of trying to see. I am definitely already more legible than I am with any sort of ball-tipped pen though, so hooray!

Haha you write bad bro. it really sucks. your weird rear end gay pen isnt helping

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
I wrote a business letter today using my favorite fountain pen. Then I sat down with a nice cup of tea and thanked the Lord that I have a job and don't have to act like spending $15 on a pen is a big deal.

neongrey
Feb 28, 2007

Plaguing your posts with incidental music.

hate pants posted:

Haha you write bad bro. it really sucks. your weird rear end gay pen isnt helping

So is is the pen more into dudes or ladies, I'm not clear on what you're getting at here.

e: I'll spot you the fifteen bucks for lunch, man, if you're that short.

iostream.h
Mar 14, 2006
I want your happy place to slap you as it flies by.

I like to make fun of people and their harmless hobbies until I remember I paid :10bux: to post words on an internet forum.

Landsknecht
Oct 27, 2009
I hope this person is trolling, nobody can be so unfunny and dumb

blowfish posted:

:ughh:

That has to be performance art, but it's right up the alley of the marketing departments of Montblanc and the Italian pen manufacturers.

He's a professional comedian; he released a book in the John Hodgman sort of vein; being overtly pretentious to mock a lot of the "artisanal" type stuff that marketing departments latched onto a few years ago.

For this very reason there are a fair amount of pen brands I actively avoid; I'll probably never own a Montblanc just because I'd then be the sort of person who owns a montblanc. IMO they're the rolex of fountain pens; quite nice with decent quality; but also overpriced and owned by the sort of people who want you to know how much money they can spend. Visconti and some other italian brands are in this category; they price their stuff astronomically and it's more about luxury than quality.

The Japanese brands, like pilot/namiki and sailor seem to have good pens at reasonable (for a FP) prices; and I'll probably stay with them (I ordered a namiki falcon from amazon for about $110 recently, heh).

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

Landsknecht posted:

Visconti and some other italian brands are in this category; they price their stuff astronomically and it's more about luxury than quality.
Nah, this is clearly the kind of thing everyone in this thread fetishises. I for one am struggling to see how it's any different from a Pilot Metro.

sushibandit
Feb 12, 2009

I've used a Lamy Safari fine point with refillable reservoir & Noodler bulletproof black for several months and quite enjoy writing with it, but it's a bit bulky for on-the-go use.

Most of the "slim/thin" pens I've seen are either glossy plastic or metal, and I can't stand not having any traction since my skin is on the oily/sweaty side. Do any of you gentlemen know offhand if there are any affordable (sub-$50) not-thick pens with the kind of rubberized finish that a lot of smartphones/ereaders have on the back panel?

Southpaw, if that makes any difference.

PRADA SLUT
Mar 14, 2006

Inexperienced,
heartless,
but even so
Is there a place to get a Clairfontaine French Rule wire bound notebook? Is there such a thing?

hate pants
Jul 17, 2012

FUCK PANTS 4 LYFE
i was wondering if there was any place i could buy a pen that also holoprojects scenes from Pacific RIm onto the ceiling? price is NOT an issue (willing to spend hundreds, if not thousands, of dineros for a pen, my man)

Daerc
Sep 23, 2007

Look! A door! This must mean something!

PRADA SLUT posted:

Is there a place to get a Clairfontaine French Rule wire bound notebook? Is there such a thing?

Provided you're not talking about top bound, there are a few stores. Goulet Pens, Writer's Bloc, Vickerey (only that size though) and iPenstore.

This is, of course, presuming that you're in North America. I believe there are also some sellers for them up on Amazon, but they seemed to be twice the price of the folks listed by Exaclair.

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006

Hellbeard posted:







Bought some Parker Quink Black. Sounds lewd.

I'm getting the same creepy feeling I get when I suddenly realise I'm looking at someone's niche fetish porn

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
http://www.thewritingdesk.co.uk/showproduct.php?brand=Graf+von+Faber+Castell&range=Perfect+Pencil&cat=pens

Butt Frosted Cake
Dec 27, 2010

What kind of fan fiction do you guys write with your sweet fountain pens?

hate pants
Jul 17, 2012

FUCK PANTS 4 LYFE
*a homeless man sleeps in an alleyway beneath a roaring el train. the smell of garbage is overpowering. the rats gnaw on his legs. when he awakens, he finds an envelope next to him on the ground. the letter inside is written in an unintelligible script, like a third grader learning cursive*

letter: "hello, my name is Franklin. I am writing to you with my 2010 Victory Montecue Pen, which was especially made for King Charles III. I would have you know, I own 35 pens, all of them unique. I am writing to you as a part of my court ordered community service. when would you like to come clean my pens? I use hydroxide because alcohol or vinegar might damage the casings. I can pay you .50$ per hour. I'l have you know, this is coming directly out of my Pen Fund. So be grateful."

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Butt Frosted Cake posted:

What kind of fan fiction do you guys write with your sweet fountain pens?

Only the most homoetrotic, long-winded fanfiction will suffice. We're talkin' multiple fillings of my custom-tooled CON-20 using the bald eagle blood ink with platinum flecks in it.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

hate pants posted:

i was wondering if there was any place i could buy a pen that also holoprojects scenes from Pacific RIm onto the ceiling? price is NOT an issue (willing to spend hundreds, if not thousands, of dineros for a pen, my man)

I'm sure montblanc or aurora can come up with something, since they make one million a pop diamond encrusted pens bricks already.

Landsknecht posted:

He's a professional comedian; he released a book in the John Hodgman sort of vein; being overtly pretentious to mock a lot of the "artisanal" type stuff that marketing departments latched onto a few years ago.
Wonderful.

quote:

For this very reason there are a fair amount of pen brands I actively avoid; I'll probably never own a Montblanc just because I'd then be the sort of person who owns a montblanc. IMO they're the rolex of fountain pens; quite nice with decent quality; but also overpriced and owned by the sort of people who want you to know how much money they can spend. Visconti and some other italian brands are in this category; they price their stuff astronomically and it's more about luxury than quality.

The Japanese brands, like pilot/namiki and sailor seem to have good pens at reasonable (for a FP) prices; and I'll probably stay with them (I ordered a namiki falcon from amazon for about $110 recently, heh).

Time for :spergin:: Mostly the same here, but I bought a MB149 on ebay just to be able to whip out a pretentious rich people pen when appropriate. Amongst other shitthatdidnthappen.txt worthy things, I met a conservative traditionalist pen nerd and it was hilarious to see him get offended when I told him the Montblanc knockoff inspired Pilot pen I also had in my pocket was better than the real thing :laugh:.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Landsknecht posted:

For this very reason there are a fair amount of pen brands I actively avoid; I'll probably never own a Montblanc just because I'd then be the sort of person who owns a montblanc. IMO they're the rolex of fountain pens; quite nice with decent quality; but also overpriced and owned by the sort of people who want you to know how much money they can spend. Visconti and some other italian brands are in this category; they price their stuff astronomically and it's more about luxury than quality.

The Japanese brands, like pilot/namiki and sailor seem to have good pens at reasonable (for a FP) prices; and I'll probably stay with them (I ordered a namiki falcon from amazon for about $110 recently, heh).

Caught a co-worker using a Montblanc pen and I audibly snorted. Luckily I don't think he figured out why.

I like bic pens personally. If you press the tip of them onto some paper, you can write things. And there's like 10 in a bag so if you have a problem with one you can just grab a new pen real easy.

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

little munchkin posted:

Caught a co-worker using a Montblanc pen and I audibly snorted. Luckily I don't think he figured out why.

I like bic pens personally. If you press the tip of them onto some paper, you can write things. And there's like 10 in a bag so if you have a problem with one you can just grab a new pen real easy.

They're also good for chewing on when bored.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Bravo.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007
Have you guys ever heard the story about NASA spending millions to develop a zero-gravity pen, and the Russians using pencils?

Tochiazuma
Feb 16, 2007

scary ghost dog posted:

Have you guys ever heard the story about NASA spending millions to develop a zero-gravity pen, and the Russians using pencils?

yeah it was bullshit

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Tochiazuma posted:

yeah it was bullshit

Fuckin' eh! Goddamn commies coming in and stealing our million dollar space pens! My tax dollars were for John Glen copying the constitution from memory, not so Petrovich McRuskie could doodle unflattering charicatures of Obama! :bahgawd:

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~
Seriously though my Lamy came in yesterday and I've been using it all day at work and it is awesome.

rio
Mar 20, 2008


I showed this to my wife and she said "how did they find that picture of you?".

hate pants
Jul 17, 2012

FUCK PANTS 4 LYFE
you pen weirdos are really unfunny

Landsknecht
Oct 27, 2009
I hope this person is trolling, nobody can be so unfunny and dumb
Hey fellow goons: I'm starting to review pens on my blog (and show off my terrible penmanship, which I'm working on at all times).

Tell me what to do.

Landsknecht fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Jun 18, 2014

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~

hate pants posted:

you pen weirdos are really unfunny

I'm sorry brother.

Somewhere there is a Venn diagram that shows the overlap between "Pen Enthusiasts" and "People That Occasionally Take Themselves Too Seriously" and I'm afraid that overlap is bigger than it has any right to be.

Hellbeard
Apr 8, 2002


Please report me if you see me post in GBS so a moderator may bulldoze my account like a palestinian school.

Corridor posted:

I'm getting the same creepy feeling I get when I suddenly realise I'm looking at someone's niche fetish porn

Is it a good creepy-secret-fetish-porn-feeling?

Why not get a Pilot Metropolitan, then?

dino.
Mar 28, 2010

Yip Yip, bitch.

sushibandit posted:

I've used a Lamy Safari fine point with refillable reservoir & Noodler bulletproof black for several months and quite enjoy writing with it, but it's a bit bulky for on-the-go use.

Most of the "slim/thin" pens I've seen are either glossy plastic or metal, and I can't stand not having any traction since my skin is on the oily/sweaty side. Do any of you gentlemen know offhand if there are any affordable (sub-$50) not-thick pens with the kind of rubberized finish that a lot of smartphones/ereaders have on the back panel?

Southpaw, if that makes any difference.

The pelikano junior is the only one I can think of off-hand that has that rubberised grip section. It's not exactly thin though. It is rather light, if that makes a difference?

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006

EnsGDT posted:

I'm sorry brother.

Somewhere there is a Venn diagram that shows the overlap between "Pen Enthusiasts" and "People That Occasionally Take Themselves Too Seriously" and I'm afraid that overlap is bigger than it has any right to be.

I'm sorry I got to the words "Pen Enthusiasts" and my brain had some kind of seizure and now I can't stop crying


blowfish posted:

I'm sure montblanc or aurora can come up with something, since they make one million a pop diamond encrusted pens bricks already.

Wonderful.

Time for :spergin:: Mostly the same here, but I bought a MB149 on ebay just to be able to whip out a pretentious rich people pen when appropriate. Amongst other shitthatdidnthappen.txt worthy things, I met a conservative traditionalist pen nerd and it was hilarious to see him get offended when I told him the Montblanc knockoff inspired Pilot pen I also had in my pocket was better than the real thing :laugh:.

Every time I read a post itt I find myself clicking the post history, convinced the poster must be a fyad

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Corridor posted:

I'm sorry I got to the words "Pen Enthusiasts" and my brain had some kind of seizure and now I can't stop crying

oh bother, we need a new venn diagram now

Remora
Aug 15, 2010

Guys it is really important that people only spend money on what I think they should spend money on. Let me elaborate

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007
Ok, I know all about the good pens, but can anyone recommend me some good ink and a sturdy inkwell? I'm sick of my ink drying on air contact and I'm equally sick of fractured inkwells from sudden temperature shifts.

wafna
Aug 21, 2007

sushibandit posted:

I've used a Lamy Safari fine point with refillable reservoir & Noodler bulletproof black

lol Noodler's inks... they corrode and clog pens, never let them near a real pen

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

scary ghost dog posted:

Ok, I know all about the good pens, but can anyone recommend me some good ink and a sturdy inkwell? I'm sick of my ink drying on air contact and I'm equally sick of fractured inkwells from sudden temperature shifts.

Look at this fuckin' clown shoes not already using a whale bone ink well with chased silver inlays. :jerkbag:

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Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Can anyone recommend a good pen with a wireless ink reservoir? If I had one I'd be able to improve my calligraphy.

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