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Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




The perspective is giving me a headache. And Garrison's drawings are not improving any either.

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E-Tank
Aug 4, 2011

So wait, if Goodell is such a pathetic wimp, why is our glorious god-emperor Trump bothering with him? It's almost like Trump knows that he's a fake president, so he desperately throws himself at things that attack his ego, and doesn't give a flying gently caress about the country itself.

Almost like. . .:discourse:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Abyssal Squid posted:

It's divisible by 8, obviously Trump went for and scored the two point conversion every time.

it's this.

strong daddy can do anything. we literally have a north korean cult of personality situation going on with the CHUDS

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


I gotta idea for a comic. Someone puts a plate in front of Garrison. When he asks what it is the server says its literally poo poo. Garrison says yuck but then the server adds thats its Trumps poo poo which Garrison responds to by inhaling it down.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Everything is labeled

Telarra
Oct 9, 2012

Sagebrush posted:

I mean...Garrison knows that Trump doesn't look like that, right? It's getting more and more ridiculous every time.

Obviously it's standard practice in a political cartoon to beef up your heroes and make the bad guys look like skinny old worms, but when there's this much of a dichotomy between the caricature and the real person, it kinda looks like you're making fun of the guy

He has said he does it because it triggers liberals. Because of course.

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.




It’s only a matter of time before Trump himself starts retweeting every Garrison cartoon.

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

Montana MAGAtt posted:

Too many players went full-SJW mode, apparently not caring that most of their fans do not support socialism

Apparently, Ben's too busy humping his Trump body pillow to learn about revenue sharing, salary caps, and taxpayer-funded stadiums.



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Nice shoutout to Sarah Palin.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



Sandpuppy posted:

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Nice shoutout to Sarah Palin.

You gotta give me the tiny hands!

BarbarianElephant
Feb 12, 2015
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.

Moddington posted:

He has said he does it because it triggers liberals. Because of course.

So "laughing at him" is the same as being triggered now? In that case, I guess I'm *very triggered* by his obsession with manly, sexy Donald Trump.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009


loving :laffo:

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

BarbarianElephant posted:

So "laughing at him" is the same as being triggered now? In that case, I guess I'm *very triggered* by his obsession with manly, sexy Donald Trump.

Seeing people laughing at you and parsing it as extreme embarrassing rage on their part is a time-honored Internet tradition tho

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

I met Mark Foley as a high schooler, AMA

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

it's this.

strong daddy can do anything. we literally have a north korean cult of personality situation going on with the CHUDS

Speaking of comparing Trump to North Korea, I just read an article the other day about how the military has had to tell him multiple times that he cannot have a big military parade in his honor with tanks and missile launchers rolling down the streets of DC.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

BarbarianElephant
Feb 12, 2015
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.

muscles like this! posted:

Speaking of comparing Trump to North Korea, I just read an article the other day about how the military has had to tell him multiple times that he cannot have a big military parade in his honor with tanks and missile launchers rolling down the streets of DC.

Oh, *please* can we? That would make him feel like Mr Big Shot and John Kelly could get on with running the country. I don't care if it rips up the roads in D.C., I don't live there.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

:rant: "It should say ____________ has Trumpcare, _____________ has died," dammit! I know the meme... and the shirts... and the card game... but my politoons?! Too far, sir! Too far! I will not see my time spent in the computer lab (the only air-conditioned room in the entire school, might I add) sullied! :tizzy:

Yes, I'll come quietly. Does the facility have Reader Rabbit?

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖
Boy I'm getting just a little tired of all these "let's not politicize this crime/tragedy/event" cartoonists immediately leaping on anything they can and making it a party issue.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



This is vile.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Lurdiak posted:

This is vile.

It is a Branco cartoon, yes.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Axe-man posted:

Well we need to add a little training in creating homemade thermite and plastique (i grew up with ex military as scout masters). Then instill a hatred for all people and actively loath them, the girl scouts are falling behind in the hate of humanity that they need!

I said complicated girl social dynamics.

Really the problem with why the girl scouts doesn't do as much outdoors survival stuff is because you're less likely to have an ex-military or even just really outdoorsy mom who will push the other mothers into doing stuff out in the woods. But there's another problem in the assumption that girl scouts don't do anything of value when they don't do the traditionally male activities of the boy scouts. (not calling you out, Axe-man, just saying.)

IM DAY DAY IRL
Jul 11, 2003

Everything's fine.

Nothing to see here.
wasn’t casey affleck the one who was caught as an assaulter? was it both of them?

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

IM DAY DAY IRL posted:

wasn’t casey affleck the one who was caught as an assaulter? was it both of them?

Don't know about Casey but Ben's been called out by a couple of women in the past several days in the wake of the Weinstein scandal.

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Don't know about Casey but Ben's been called out by a couple of women in the past several days in the wake of the Weinstein scandal.

Casey Affleck definitely mistreated and harrassed a bunch of women

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casey_Affleck#2010_lawsuits

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
I'm sure you could easily find a list of 6 Republicans that have horrifically treated women as well. Trump, Hastert, McAllister, Herman Cain, DesJarlis, Dave Vitter, Tim Murphy, to name a few.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

seiferguy posted:

I'm sure you could easily find a list of 6 Republicans that have horrifically treated women as well. Trump, Hastert, McAllister, Herman Cain, DesJarlis, Dave Vitter, Tim Murphy, to name a few.

It's another of those
"When Republican guys do it, what's the big deal? When Democrats do it, it becomes a huge loving smokescreen that will get dredged up constantly for the next 40 years."

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the fifth round of Brexit negotiations – The Brexit negotiations are in a “very disturbing state of deadlock” over Britain’s divorce bill but decisive progress before Christmas is still within reach, the EU’s chief negotiator has said"

Telegraph:


Independent:


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Evening Standard:

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Both parties do it because, surprise surprise, we live in a society controlled by men.

Although there is some :ironicat: to using serial sexual assault as a way to score cheap political points on a woman. A woman who has already been thoroughly defeated by the system.

Suraht
Feb 12, 2014

AnoHito posted:

It's twelve touchdowns and their Kicker sucks.
Judging by the helmet, Trump is the Kicker

Looking at that helmet, I don't see how he could get it on. The shadow makes it look like it's shaped more like a pot or picnic basket. Goodell's helmet also looks like all the padding got shoved out of the front and into the back.

...guys, I'm beginning to think Garrison might be a bad artist. Maybe.

HereCometheKillBots
Jul 21, 2010

Look at these happy young folks experiencing the joy of outdoors education and community building all without gendered restrictions on clothing and associations. What a loving nightmare.

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


I honestly can't understand how people like Branco are dumb enough to rightfully condemn all of those men and in the same breath support Mr. Grab Them By The Pussy like it's some epic own. LIke, no one is defending the actions of those people, but for Trump it's like oh well. Is it just concern trolling, team sports, and/or deflection? What am I missing? Why does this work?

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

They don't give a poo poo about hypocrisy and never will.

Suraht
Feb 12, 2014

Faustian Bargain posted:

I honestly can't understand how people like Branco are dumb enough to rightfully condemn all of those men and in the same breath support Mr. Grab Them By The Pussy like it's some epic own. LIke, no one is defending the actions of those people, but for Trump it's like oh well. Is it just concern trolling, team sports, and/or deflection? What am I missing? Why does this work?

I imagine the line of thought is something along the lines of "Women are objects for my use. My leadership confirms this on a regular basis, and that makes me feel good. But those liberals keep trying to shame me for it and make me feel bad. But see, one of their more powerful members has been doing it for years, so I, and everyone else on my side, can safely dismiss all of their claims about having the moral high ground, which makes me feel good again."

Obviously not with that exact wording, but the gist of it is there.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Faustian Bargain posted:

I honestly can't understand how people like Branco are dumb enough to rightfully condemn all of those men and in the same breath support Mr. Grab Them By The Pussy like it's some epic own. LIke, no one is defending the actions of those people, but for Trump it's like oh well. Is it just concern trolling, team sports, and/or deflection? What am I missing? Why does this work?

Concern trolling and deflection are just aspects of the team sports mentality. Political stances are only useful as a means of attacking the other side, intellectual honesty irrelevant. Say whatever you need to say in order to win.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
This is indeed one of the forms that the principles of equality and individualism, the founding principles of America, will take.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Garrison's Manly Trump Daddy reminds me of when I lived in Manila under the Marcos regime (Early 80's). The papers were all run by his cronies, and nothing bad was ever said about him. The political cartoons showed him as a tough, scrappy, muscled guy who rolled up his sleeves manly-style to take on his feeble opponents. When the opponents were acknowledged at all. Of course, the truth was that Marcos was often bed ridden and needed frequent dialysis.

So good work on mimicking the style of dictator supporters, Garrison!

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

I dunno why I enjoy "SEXY REXY TILLERSON" so much.

But I do :allears:

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Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.


Athingthathappened and OopsIforgottotellajoke at the same time.

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