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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The Question IRL posted:

But if Fisto couldn’t fist them all, who could?

Stardust, probs.

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Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

The Blue Beetle #8 (1941)


Adventures into the Unknown #42 (1953)


Not Brand Echh #1 (1967)


Secrets of Haunted House #14 (1978)


The Sensational She-Hulk #13 (1990)


Spider-Man Adventures #10 (1995)




Bullseye: Perfect Game #2 (2011)

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



https://twitter.com/awesomeyoder/status/1295089692019433475

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?

Darthemed posted:




Bullseye: Perfect Game #2 (2011)

I love everything about this.

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

Kantesu posted:

But the dude is actually named Fisto

By their own naming conventions he could have just as easily been named Fistor or Fist-It.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
I believe they renamed him Battle-Fist when it was rebooted.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Elfface posted:

I believe they renamed him Battle-Fist when it was rebooted.

Cowards.

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

Elfface posted:

I believe they renamed him Battle-Fist when it was rebooted.

That's bad. Even for a universe in which Punchor would have been a viable alternative.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Da Big Fist

Vulpes Vulpes
Apr 28, 2013

"...for you, it is all over...!"

Darthemed posted:


Bullseye: Perfect Game #2 (2011)
Had to track this down and read it, if only for Baseball Taskmaster, and kind of adore this weird little 2-issue mini. It's so smug.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Elfface posted:

There was just an era of comics putting porn/erotica titles in and trusting nobody would notice, huh?



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_Curious_(Yellow)

There's an issue of the Incredible Hulk where a film director tries to get Hulk interested in starring in a film called 'I Am Furious (Green)'

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Elfface posted:

I believe they renamed him Battle-Fist when it was rebooted.

Because they lost the TM to Fisto.


Most likely to a sex toy.

Seldom Posts
Jul 4, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Vulpes Vulpes posted:

Had to track this down and read it, if only for Baseball Taskmaster, and kind of adore this weird little 2-issue mini. It's so smug.

I knew that was Charlie Huston as soon as I got to the end of the first page. He's so good. I wish he would write more comics or books or anything, it looks like he disappeared into TV development hell.

Vulpes Vulpes
Apr 28, 2013

"...for you, it is all over...!"
I don't think I've read any other Huston, how is his Moon Knight?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Vulpes Vulpes posted:

I don't think I've read any other Huston, how is his Moon Knight?

I liked it. Weird and a bit gross in parts.

Seldom Posts
Jul 4, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Vulpes Vulpes posted:

I don't think I've read any other Huston, how is his Moon Knight?

That was how I discovered him actually, because I'm a big moon knight fan as well. The black spectre arc in particular is great.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Was that the run with David Finch? I’m hot and cold on Finch, but those Moon Knight covers were bad rear end.

Seldom Posts
Jul 4, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Open Marriage Night posted:

Was that the run with David Finch? I’m hot and cold on Finch, but those Moon Knight covers were bad rear end.

Yes, though Benson came on as co-writer at some point too.

Those covers were great.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:



Oh?



Just two bros in their loincloths, riding on a horse

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


She-Ra came out, now It’s He-Man’s turn.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Open Marriage Night posted:

She-Ra came out, now It’s He-Man’s turn.

Why? Nothing's going to top beat this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32FB-gYr49Y

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Lobok posted:

Why? Nothing's going to top beat this:

FYI, the actual video is this one below (made by two goons, even):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR7wOGyAzpw

Saoshyant fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Aug 19, 2020

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Kantesu posted:

No, you're right, it's fake:

https://www.cbr.com/he-man-masters-universe-fisto-meme/

But the dude is actually named Fisto

Ah, dammit, I’m usually better than this. Got it off Twitter and didn’t use my common sense.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

Live, laugh, kupo!

Lobok posted:

Why? Nothing's going to top beat this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32FB-gYr49Y

Already has been.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PgTjhx1VLw

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
oh my

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Saoshyant posted:

FYI, the actual video is this one below (made by two goons, even):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR7wOGyAzpw

Ah, good call. I thought the viewcount and time posted were good clues it was the original! (Should have noticed the account name.)

Lobok fucked around with this message at 15:12 on Aug 19, 2020

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
Masters of the Universe was always about being gay just as much as Scooby Doo was always about being high. This is known. Prince Adam has a secret side to himself that fights a literal skeleton from a dark corner of his reality. It’s about a subtle as a sledgehammer.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


If Masters of the Universe was about being gay, and Scooby Doo was about being high, what was Transformers about?

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



robots in disguise

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins
TRANSformers

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

Infinitum posted:

If Masters of the Universe was about being gay, and Scooby Doo was about being high, what was Transformers about?

I can't find the panel easily, but this is all explained in that Transformers vs GI Joe panel where Scarlet is getting psychoanalysis and explains about Cy, Bert, and Ron.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Infinitum posted:

If Masters of the Universe was about being gay, and Scooby Doo was about being high, what was Transformers about?
Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



They canonically exist
https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Lug_(IDW)
https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Anode

Posting this cause I haven't seen it in forever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq1_6D9QS9Y

"And that's who you'll be from now on Kup, Shitpiece."

Infinitum fucked around with this message at 13:31 on Aug 22, 2020

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Infinitum posted:

If Masters of the Universe was about being gay, and Scooby Doo was about being high, what was Transformers about?

Being gay and high.

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

Nessus posted:

Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons.

Such an ugly sentence that you can't help but sing.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Infinitum posted:

If Masters of the Universe was about being gay, and Scooby Doo was about being high, what was Transformers about?

Kill all Nazis.

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

The transformers comics are surprisingly queer which is part of the reason I still enjoy them. Rewind and Chromedome for example.

I do appreciate some aspect of media and entertainment being considered "gay" to the point where queer folks decided "this is ours now!"


Infinitum posted:

Posting this cause I haven't seen it in forever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq1_6D9QS9Y

"And that's who you'll be from now on Kup, Shitpiece."

It's Rodmus' muttering and pathetic mumbling while being lectured by Optimus that always gets me.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

The captions of the images are great.

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins
TFWiki is one of the most consistently funny reads as far as fan wikis go.

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Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


I miss James Roberts Transformers so drat much, so drat much...



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