Rated PG-34 posted:

imo cspam should stay a sub forum so that most of the cia psyops continue to be targeted at d&d

Jose posted:

brown moses is never coming back after he got owned and melted down in the ukmt

Atrocious Joe posted:

gonna buy John Dolan an account so we can get a War Nerd ep about the CSPAM insurgency of 2019-20.

GalacticAcid posted:

Lol can you link

Jose posted:

starts here

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3905288&pagenumber=29&perpage=40#post500483329

gradenko_2000 posted:

just lol if you don't think the state didn't already have a hand in repressing CSPAM

Atrocious Joe posted:

gonna buy John Dolan an account so we can get a War Nerd ep about the CSPAM insurgency of 2019-20.

Often Abbreviated posted:

INTRODUCTION

here at Mckinsey consulting we pride ourselves on perspective - offering organisations of all sizes the perspective and judgement they need to improve their core processes and deliver value to customers and shareholders alike. we have completed our assessment of your organisation, "Dead Gay Forums, Inc", and are ready to present our conclusions:

BRIEF

the problem presented to Mckinsey was: fforums are all hosed up and posters are mad as hell. whhy?

ROOT CAUSE - 5 WHYS

before a solution can be proposed we must undergo a root cause analysis, allowing us to identify why forums all hosed up, with problems all over and everyone all yelling and poo poo. for this we will be using the "5 Whys" method

WHY 1.

much of the yelling is related to specific cases of forums drama, with these falling into several distinct categories such as; anti-trans bigotry, nazism, doxxing, forums raids etc. however mckinsey does not find these to be the root cause as forums drama has very commonly been resolved through moderation without everything getting all hosed up and wild. Conclusion: forums moderation does not appear to be functioning as normal

WHY 2.

the normal process by which forums drama is resolved is presented below:



our root cause analysis finds an ongoing malfunction in this complex regulatory process, detailed below:



furthermore, we have noted an increasing volume of particularly severe cases:



we believe that there is sufficient evidence to show that the mechanism by which forums drama is resolved is now itself an endless dramabomb factory

WHY 3.

why is the "moderation" unit malfunctioning to produce such endless and fullsome waves of ripe and fecund drama? this is a question that Mckinsey co initially struggled to answer, though we believe we have found the likely pathway through an application of BIG DATA. running statistical comparisons against many thousands of independent variables, we identified the value that most strongly correlated (p<.001) with a failure of the moderation unit.



thickness of moderator skin was by far the value most strongly (negatively) associated with failure of moderation. notably, this value worked as a predictor both independently and in aggregate (by mean average of all moderator skin thickness), though crucially an aggregate of all moderator skin thickness was not as predictive as simply taking the lowest thickness of the group i.e. the effectiveness of moderation in a group is limited by the individual moderator with the thinnest skin

further analysis confirmed that moderator skin thickness, both by mean average and by lowest value, have been dropping precipitously over the period for which data are available to Mckinsey co.

WHY 4.

for this we were able to turn to our extensive catalogue of social dynamics studies. at McKinsey we have long understood that skin thickness is associated with values such as:

community
a sense of belonging
giving and receiving good-natured ribbing
shitposting

in our experience precipitous declines in skin thickness, known as “hypersensitisation events”, develop after a traumatic incident causes an individual or group to isolate itself from community socialisation.

WHY 5.

isolation of the particular “hypersensitisation event” is difficult via the dataset made available to McKinsey co, however we have strong evidence to suggest the meltdown over anti-trans bigotry being discovered in FYAD, and the associated panicked closing of QCS are at least strongly related

ROOT CAUSE – CONCLUSION

Mckinsey believes that your forums are all hosed up and your posters are mad as hell BECAUSE of rampant forums drama BECAUSE your moderation unit is malfunctioning BECAUSE moderator skin thickness has dropped BECAUSE of a hypersensitisation event BECAUSE of the discovery of anti-trans bigotry and associated panicked response

Mckinsey has conducted further analysis of the mechanism of moderator unit failure, and can provide an additional report containing critical recommendations for the remediation of deviant processes at your will, and on payment for services rendered to date, totalling US$122,544,897,09 plus tax

Jose posted:

starts here

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3905288&pagenumber=29&perpage=40#post500483329

GalacticAcid posted:

forums,

i say swears online posted:

crossquote from the drama thread

GalacticAcid posted:

forums,

Jose posted:

starts here

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3905288&pagenumber=29&perpage=40#post500483329

i say swears online posted:

crossquote from the drama thread

Trash Ops posted:

did lacan work for mckinsey

i say swears online posted:

they're easy to find, i used case studies when i was getting my degree which i shall not name itt

freckle posted:

free homex

freckle posted:

https://twitter.com/CarpeDonktum/status/1214050172059181057

Jose posted:

starts here

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3905288&pagenumber=29&perpage=40#post500483329

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

nah wj sucked totally and completely

Slanderer posted:

forum's

Algund Eenboom posted:

GalacticAcid posted:

succ zone was overrun with former hillarymen baying for bernie with penitent howls, desperate for absolution and validation

they deserved whiskey juvenile

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

none of those freaks actually want bernie and would side with wj when the time comes

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

none of those freaks actually want bernie and would side with wj when the time comes

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/ghofranian/status/1214154763874512903

It's inconceivable to these people that they might be beloved figures.

Mr. Lobe posted:

sheer ideology, baby

this is the self blindness and rigidity of thought American propaganda was designed to engender

smarxist posted:

it's beautiful. he's a perfect conduit for the white washed history from garbage heap highschool history books

a superconductor of imperial horse poo poo