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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

pangstrom posted:

The most surprising moment of the debate, for me, was when Jeb flubbed the brother/Iraq question AGAIN. That was the perfect "seems hard but you must be prepared to hit this out of the park" question and he just sort of dribbled the ball back to the pitcher.

I switched away when he started talking about the Iraq War and his brutha. SO embarassing that he will just never get that question right if he wants the help of his brother's corrupt plutocratic friends like Krauthammer.

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TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

pangstrom posted:

The most surprising moment of the debate, for me, was when Jeb flubbed the brother/Iraq question AGAIN. That was the perfect "seems hard but you must be prepared to hit this out of the park" question and he just sort of dribbled the ball back to the pitcher.

Jeb Bush is loving terrible at running for office, and the GOP establishment were idiots for thinking otherwise.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

FlamingLiberal posted:

Rocco's Modern Life: eerily prescient even 20 years later

Reince Priebus is Ralph Bighead in this analogy--everything he does to the show only makes it more popular.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

The initial first debate where Fox was besides itself in propagandic fury to promote Fiorina was the mayonaise for 2 hours episode of Wacky Deli.

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I'm sorry to pick on somebody from pages ago but LOL, of loving course they were. They were trying to kneecap everyone but Bush out there. Did you not notice Fox news all of a sudden growing spines and asking Republican candidates difficult questions? Ones specifically tailored to gently caress up said candidates?

The very first question was an attempt to killshot Trumps 3rd party run. C'mon.

I had never expected such a hostile tone from Fox News. I think Trump had expected a walk in the park, considering that he's friendly with that crowd. Trumps ascendancy makes me think that not only have the republicans not have any control over their political system (at least, at this point), but the Fox News wing might not even be able to control itself. Megyn seemed pretty pissed when people cheered that Rosie O'Donnel remark. All of the candidates got some pretty hard ball questions (except for Jeb, who still managed to say nothing exciting at all) but Trump got the brunt of the offensive and he only really stumbled once or twice.

Oh, and speaking of softball questions, let's not leave out that Carly Fiorina 'won' the first debate by essentially never being asked about her embarrassing tenure at HP. How dumb do you have to be to think that if you just don't mention it now, it won't come up in the general?

The Koch bots and Trump were pretty deft at not giving any real answers to things, while Kasich and Christie managed to sound like the adults in the room. Props to Kasich for not taking the Trump attack bait. He's a shithead, but at least he's a smart shithead. He also managed to spin Obamacare as a good by describing it's effects and also not calling it Obamacare once in his response. Smart. I'm curious to see how the polls will shake out after this.

It's also interesting from the RNC side of things. No doubt they were trying their hardest to knock Trump out, but it hasn't quite taken hold as well as they'd wanted it to. I'm not sure there are any bigger guns to pull out than his bankruptcy. Trump will take a hit after this debate, but he's gonna start building momentum again in the interim.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

TheScott2K posted:

They need to let Carly Fiorina into the next debate. She's the GOP's best chance to get the head count down.

:drat:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Megyn Kelly has a proven track record of acting like a human being when a GOP hate golem starts flipping her particular table.

But yeah it was particularly hilarious to watch Fox go all in for Fiorina and then minutes later try and cut trump off at the knees by mentioning his casino bankruptcies. There was so much fuckery going on in this thing, if it was ever expected to be anything other than a partisan kabuki shooting gallery or if it involved a non-joke political party, people would be outraged.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I love Trump's use of exclamation marks in his tweets. Makes him feel like a real person saying things.

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Megyn Kelly has a proven track record of acting like a human being when a GOP hate golem starts flipping her particular table.

But yeah it was particularly hilarious to watch Fox go all in for Fiorina and then minutes later try and cut trump off at the knees by mentioning his casino bankruptcies. There was so much fuckery going on in this thing, if it was ever expected to be anything other than a partisan kabuki shooting gallery or if it involved a non-joke political party, people would be outraged.

Would you say it delivered? I was hoping for a stronger Trump showing, but I figured Jeb and Walker would look weak. I hadn't imagined that Kasich would step up though, or Christie, for that matter.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Megyn Kelly has a proven track record of acting like a human being when a GOP hate golem starts flipping her particular table.

But yeah it was particularly hilarious to watch Fox go all in for Fiorina and then minutes later try and cut trump off at the knees by mentioning his casino bankruptcies. There was so much fuckery going on in this thing, if it was ever expected to be anything other than a partisan kabuki shooting gallery or if it involved a non-joke political party, people would be outraged.

Rest assured Republicans, who think Fox should have been objective, are outraged and Trumps numbers will surge while they pretend like Carson-mentum or some other bullshit to prevent Trump from looking good is the result of the debate.

Trump is gonna run independent.

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

The only reason we're seeing Kasich as having done well is that he's slightly less crazy than the rest of the field, showed a modicum of compassion on the gay rights issue and had the home field advantage in the debate with the crowd eating out of his hand.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Luntz has declared that Trump's debate performance will destroy him as a candidate on CBS this morning. :allears:

I eagerly await another poll bump and the fox news machine desperately struggling to figure out what to do.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Megyn Kelly and Trump will make up in time for her to be his running mate.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Independent Trump means HRC guaranteed victory ?

Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica

euphronius posted:

Independent Trump means HRC guaranteed victory ?

HRC would have to win the primaries, so no.

:berned:

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Grouchio posted:

He isn't wrong.

He almost never is.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Silly Burrito posted:

Is Megyn Kelly under 40?
I had the exact same thought. She's 44 though.

He could always tap his daughter.

MrBims
Sep 25, 2007

by Ralp

euphronius posted:

Independent Trump means HRC guaranteed victory ?

I don't know what HRC is in this context - Human Rights Campaign? Anyway, it guarantees a Sanders victory.

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
Hillary Rodham Clinton

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
i thought rubio projected the most 'presidential' mask during the debate

MrBims
Sep 25, 2007

by Ralp

Kylra posted:

Hillary Rodham Clinton

Why on earth would Trump running independent guarantee her victory? If we get a four-way race with Trump and Clinton running as independents then Bernie will have the most solid base for a plurality.

Sarchasm
Apr 14, 2002

So that explains why he did not answer. He had no mouth to answer with. There is nothing left of him but his ears.

euphronius posted:

Independent Trump means HRC guaranteed victory ?

No. Never doubt party loyalty.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

MrBims posted:

I don't know what HRC is in this context - Human Rights Campaign? Anyway, it guarantees a Sanders victory.

Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Maybe if the context was some of her work for the Clinton Foundation or as Secretary of State it might be a tossup but the context is very obviously electoral speculation and the human rights campaign cannot yet (Roberts is a relatively young and physically healthy man) run for president as it is an incorporated entity.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Agrajag posted:

Does this even loving matter?

Of course it does. The thickness of the layer of make-up is not only proportional to her insecurities about her age, which she clearly cares more about than her integrity, but it is the also the perfect metaphor; Her career, everything she says or is, down to her looks is a lie.
I could vote for a person who wears less make-up and cares more about real issues than how he looks.

Someone like this guy!



:swoon:


















:bernget:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
The debate got a 16.0 rating. Biggest audience for a 2011/12 GOP debate was 5.3.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Joementum posted:

The debate got a 16.0 rating. Biggest audience for a 2011/12 GOP debate was 5.3.
The author doesn't know the difference between ratings and shares.

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
Sounds like Fox should be thanking The Donald, any minute now im sure.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Trump earned a WCW Nitro era rating.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlEz_PLFBIg

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

TheScott2K posted:

They need to let Carly Fiorina into the next debate. She's the GOP's best chance to get the head count down.

:wow:

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
The funniest outcome of this whole farce would be this:

1) Sanders upsets Clinton in the primaries
2) Trump runs independent against Bush/Walker/Rubio as GOP nominee
3) President Sanders, self-declared socialist, every Republican in Congress dies of massive anger stroke

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Joementum posted:

The debate got a 16.0 rating. Biggest audience for a 2011/12 GOP debate was 5.3.

Alright Fox, Glorious Free Market has spoken, time to get on the Trump Bus.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

the best outcome is trump winning iowa, and the republican establishment collectively deciding it's time the adults were in charge

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Pinterest Mom posted:

the best outcome is trump winning iowa, and the republican establishment collectively deciding it's time the adults were in charge



If this happens the convention would become primo watch material.

It will not happen.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
If Trump makes it to the primaries only for the party to suddenly oust him, I think he really would run third party.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
An experiment by the Scott Walker campaign.

Hypothesis: dramatic music can make Scott Walker interesting.

Methodology:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8d0DWKRi5I

Conclusions: nope.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Slate Action posted:

If Trump makes it to the primaries only for the party to suddenly oust him, I think he really would run third party.

I hope Fox continues to be rude and aggressive with him. I'm glad he straight up at the beginning of the debate refused to rule out an independent run.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


TheScott2K posted:

They need to let Carly Fiorina into the next debate. She's the GOP's best chance to get the head count down.
I don't get this :(

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Josh Lyman posted:

I don't get this :(

Much like Mitt Romney, she likes firing people.

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Slate Action posted:

If Trump makes it to the primaries only for the party to suddenly oust him, I think he really would run third party.

You heard him. He won't respect any nominee who isn't him.

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