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git apologist
Jun 4, 2003


same

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Gonna tell my kids this is The Joker.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I'm the Basic Ogre Strategy

the four howitzer defense was highly overrated, there were way better strategies out there.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.

Finally, one image that combines the heartfelt sentiments



and

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.
Every time I've seen another AI headline over the past couple of days, this short comes back to mind:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcG_n_yQM0k

Al is designed to make it easier for me to not to use you for your various functions. Which, in a way, benefits all of us!

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro
called in sick to work, can't talk

cs

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
You fool! You can't use a piercing weapon against an exoskeleton. Use a club or a halberd.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


yeah, I know. we've all played elden ring by now

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
what is this? a longbow for ants?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
earth defense force: primal

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


obviously targeting the explosive butt sac

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

FMguru posted:

what is this? a longbow for ants?

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
that is what life is like for ian miles cheong

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Powerful Two-Hander posted:

j/k it's one of those bump connectors you get on trains

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

don't tell me what to do

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

mediaphage posted:

don't tell me what to do

that's how one of my college buddies blew out their acl freshman year

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

brb updating my dating profile photo

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

betty boof
Jun 2, 2023

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graph posted:

that's how one of my college buddies blew out their acl freshman year
They tore their ACL loving?

I mean I broke a couple ribs once but nothing that serious

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

the gayest hobbit posted:

They tore their ACL loving?

freshman year in college? seems likely.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


It happens

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Imagine having sex without doing 45 minutes of mobility and foam roller work beforehand. Couldn’t be me.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

sure, there are sex supplements -- sex pre-workout powders, sex gatorade, etc but those are supposed to supplement a proper pre-sex routine, not replace it. you cant just drink a shaker full of noSexplode and think it is an appropriate substitute for your warm-up exercises.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

post hole digger posted:

Imagine having sex without doing 45 minutes of mobility and foam roller work beforehand. Couldn’t be me.

i sex, then shower and then the roller work

fankey
Aug 31, 2001

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
text adventure Trespasser loses some of the magic

wakka wakka
Oct 9, 2004

the gayest hobbit posted:

They tore their ACL loving?

I mean I broke a couple ribs once but nothing that serious

That's why Manson got them removed

betty boof
Jun 2, 2023

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wakka wakka posted:

That's why Manson got them removed
Pfft that dork doesn't even take his pants all the way off to gently caress

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

the gayest hobbit posted:

Pfft that dork doesn't even take his pants all the way off to gently caress

lmao back in my youth I had a pair of ex-army boots with metal loop lace eyelets that just fit a small padlock in halfway up, cool and snug fastenings! Obviously going out without the keys and then getting lucky led to an uncomfortable time for all :o:

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
the boots stay on for sex

betty boof
Jun 2, 2023

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NoneMoreNegative posted:

lmao back in my youth I had a pair of ex-army boots with metal loop lace eyelets that just fit a small padlock in halfway up, cool and snug fastenings! Obviously going out without the keys and then getting lucky led to an uncomfortable time for all :o:
in his case I think he's more ashamed of his tiny pimple-ridden rear end and weird bonsai penis

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

the gayest hobbit posted:

They tore their ACL loving?

i was on the landline phone tryna score a hot date with a total babe-arino, he came into my dorm room and started humping my bedpost, i said dont hump and he kept doing it and 'pop' ! bing bong

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

rotor posted:

the boots stay on for sex

i've seen those videos

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

graph posted:

i was on the landline phone tryna score a hot date with a total babe-arino, he came into my dorm room and started humping my bedpost, i said dont hump and he kept doing it and 'pop' ! bing bong

lmao jesus christ

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
what the gently caress graph

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

post hole digger posted:

sure, there are sex supplements

i always preferred cocaine and red wine

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

mediaphage posted:

lmao jesus christ

i got photos of them rollin him out on the gurney lol

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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

graph posted:

i got photos of them rollin him out on the gurney lol

if it was a close friend i'd share those at the wedding

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