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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Post five words in here.

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Waffle!: Aug 6, 2004; I Feel Pretty!

Black cats are chatty cats

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 22:38

Geemer: Nov 4, 2010

Prof. Crocodile posted:

mink stole my mink stole

Mink in your stool? Concerning.

# ? May 5, 2024 16:41

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

It certainly explains the smell.

# ? May 5, 2024 16:43

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Getup, getup, it's fuckin time!!

# ? May 5, 2024 17:30

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Yells blackbird at four a.m.

# ? May 5, 2024 17:30

neato burrito: Aug 25, 2002; bitch better have my chex mix

Remember Ska? Pick it up!

:jiggled:

:jiggled:

:yosbutt:

# ? May 5, 2024 20:08

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

The Skaardarks! Live! Tonight Only!

# ? May 5, 2024 20:11

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

I do not like ska.

# ? May 5, 2024 20:12

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

Parents killed by trilby-wearing trombonist.

# ? May 5, 2024 20:13

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

His muttonchops haunt my nightmares.

# ? May 5, 2024 20:13

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Polka dot pants blasting horn

# ? May 5, 2024 20:17

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

No! Don�t you TOOT it!

# ? May 5, 2024 21:09

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

FOOL! Ski dat ba DOOT

# ? May 5, 2024 21:11

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

The impression that I get

# ? May 5, 2024 21:12

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

No! Don’t you TOOT it!

Redshirt toots where he pleases!

# ? May 5, 2024 21:14

Mr. Fix It: Oct 26, 2000; 💀ayyy💀

read a book about Augustus

# ? May 6, 2024 13:31

Mr. Fix It: Oct 26, 2000; 💀ayyy💀

Goldsworthy spells it "Caius". Latin :shrug:

:shrug:

# ? May 6, 2024 13:31

Mr. Fix It: Oct 26, 2000; 💀ayyy💀

principate: better than civil war

# ? May 6, 2024 13:32

neato burrito: Aug 25, 2002; bitch better have my chex mix

Triumvirates almost got it right.

# ? May 6, 2024 20:18

Nolgthorn: Jan 30, 2001; The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense

I have information that will

# ? May 6, 2024 20:26

madmatt112: Jul 11, 2016; Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Now you done hosed up

# ? May 6, 2024 20:31

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

madmatt112 posted:

Now you done hosed up

Me, to mirror every morning

# ? May 6, 2024 20:32

Scholtz: Aug 24, 2007; Zorchin' some Flemoids

There once was a man

# ? May 6, 2024 21:37

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

From Nantucket
Who posted five

# ? May 6, 2024 21:42

neato burrito: Aug 25, 2002; bitch better have my chex mix

inch long erect penises. Hourly.

# ? May 6, 2024 22:03

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Anderson Koopa posted:

My cat meowed at me.

Did your cat mew thrice?

# ? May 6, 2024 22:11

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

There's murder in the mews

# ? May 7, 2024 00:03

neato burrito: Aug 25, 2002; bitch better have my chex mix

Did they whack Jason Mewes? :ohdear:

:ohdear:

# ? May 7, 2024 00:35

Scholtz: Aug 24, 2007; Zorchin' some Flemoids

She jas on my mewes

# ? May 7, 2024 07:36

neato burrito: Aug 25, 2002; bitch better have my chex mix

more gunk means more funk

# ? May 8, 2024 18:02

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

More cushion for the pushin

# ? May 8, 2024 18:03

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

I need a judo bastard

# ? May 8, 2024 18:37

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Twist me twirl me omg

# ? May 8, 2024 18:37

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Slam me to the ground

# ? May 8, 2024 18:37

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Toss me to the moon

# ? May 8, 2024 18:38

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

This loving body don't work

# ? May 8, 2024 18:38

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Karate Bastard posted:

Slam me to the ground

Remember the basics of CQC!

# ? May 8, 2024 18:53

FoolyCharged: Oct 11, 2012; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

First, you get wrist control.

# ? May 8, 2024 19:05

FoolyCharged: Oct 11, 2012; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Then, pull out your gun.

# ? May 8, 2024 19:06

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 22:38

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

FoolyCharged posted:

First, you get wrist control.

I�m a wrist control pro :smug:

:smug:

# ? May 8, 2024 19:08

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