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kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

happyhippy posted:

SORRY SPEAK UP! CANT HEAR poo poo IN THI...OMG I JUST FARTED AND IT WONT GO AWAY

My sci-fi epic novel has drinkers sitting in booths with noise suppression created by ultra-low wavelength sound fields.
I hadn't actually considered the role of farts in this, but I'll take whatever inspiration I can find from shitposting.

[edit]
I bet fat ladies fart a lot

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bessantj
Jul 27, 2004



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWtPPWi6OMQ&t=58s

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

kingturnip posted:

My sci-fi epic novel has drinkers sitting in booths with noise suppression created by ultra-low wavelength sound fields.
I hadn't actually considered the role of farts in this, but I'll take whatever inspiration I can find from shitposting.

[edit]
I bet fat ladies fart a lot

*curtain falls to reveal jury rigged clothes horse with several hairdryers duct taped on*

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I'm amazed that I managed to miss everything about the Keir Starmer Horse Field, I'd not seen or heard anything about that anywhere.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Hah, I completely forgot I'd started to move stuff over to a new blog (with a password I could remember):

https://effortposts.blogspot.com/

Formatting is still a bit weird but I'm working on that. Please feel free to nominate other posts to go on here so it's not quite such a vanity project for me. Could the OP be updated with the new address please?
Done.

e: I was, however, made aware of this :wtc:

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 09:19 on May 18, 2020

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


“For Psychotherapists”?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I always thought the only thing that could improve From Beyond was if it starred princess diana.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Activate the Daily Expressonator.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Comrade Fakename posted:

“For Psychotherapists”?

They really took the "the" out of that word

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

Someone should make total war game where your quest is to unify the greater london area under one banner.

You could definitely make it at least as fun as shogun 2.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol go Diane

https://twitter.com/HackneyAbbott/status/1262272967733583877?s=19

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Does anyone have a link to that bit talking about how much the guardian attacked corbyn?

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
https://twitter.com/johnharris1969/status/1262293278621413376?s=20

lol

e: I mean maybe his chud safaris were genuine attempts to find the authentic voice of the British working class but OTOH it did basically seem like an endless stream of Legitimate Concerns about Immigration

XMNN fucked around with this message at 11:28 on May 18, 2020

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
John Harris certainly seems a fan of national socialism

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


XMNN posted:

https://twitter.com/johnharris1969/status/1262293278621413376?s=20

lol

e: I mean maybe his chud safaris were genuine attempts to find the authentic voice of the British working class but OTOH it did basically seem like an endless stream of Legitimate Concerns about Immigration

That's a good one. Much like Benito Mussolini he might've been a Marxist once upon a time but he sure isn't anymore.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
There's plenty of Orthodox Marxists who go the "mountain dwellers and plains dwellers have different material needs, and the condition of the worker in the pre-industrial nation differs from that in the industrial nation, therefore shut the borders and keep the browns out" path.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I mean being a marxist doesn't require you to agree with marx's moral judgement, only his material ones.

i.e I believe the labour of the working class is the foundation of all value in society and that it exploited by the bourgeoisie, and as a bourgeoisie I want to keep doing this.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

forkboy84 posted:

Much like Benito Mussolini he might've been a Marxist once upon a time but he sure isn't anymore.
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Guavanaut posted:

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down

Lost one little war and things got scary
Said "should have gone with Adolf to live in Buenos Aires"

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

very bitter lol at this

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Jedit posted:

Lost one little war and things got scary
Said "should have gone with Adolf to live in Buenos Aires"
:laffo::golfclap:

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

Guavanaut posted:

I'm amazed that I managed to miss everything about the Keir Starmer Horse Field, I'd not seen or heard anything about that anywhere.

Done.

e: I was, however, made aware of this :wtc:



Added this to my watch list and will report back in due course.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/PeterAdamSmith/status/1262074475052400640?s=19

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/RossMcCaff/status/1262148138837606401?s=20

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



Guavanaut posted:

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down

Oh good lord that is good.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
I desperately want to know the explanation for that "For psychotherapists"

also a covid first in that the first one of the people I vaguely knew in high school and inexplicably still have on facebook has shared an article about how the coronavirus is not actually a threat and we should all go outside again, from Spiked Online of all places. Sadly I do not know her well enough to kramer in and call her a numpty in the comments but I am keeping an eye on it as it might at least provide some good watching if someone decides to start a flame war. find entertainment where you can

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol of course there is a vote on whether to ban immigrant "key workers" from the UK today

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Angepain posted:

I desperately want to know the explanation for that "For psychotherapists"

also a covid first in that the first one of the people I vaguely knew in high school and inexplicably still have on facebook has shared an article about how the coronavirus is not actually a threat and we should all go outside again, from Spiked Online of all places. Sadly I do not know her well enough to kramer in and call her a numpty in the comments but I am keeping an eye on it as it might at least provide some good watching if someone decides to start a flame war. find entertainment where you can

do it anyway, what're you gonna lose? Her? She sounds like a moron, you won't miss her

why let it go unchallenged? people might see what she posted and make decisions, but other people might see what you say and then not make dumb decisions

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/AaronBastani/status/1262341502207954944?s=20

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
holy poo poo the state of boris in the photo

https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1262067858642591744?s=20

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






I kind of love Spiked Online, but only when you read their old headlines back a month later because they age so badly because its all contrarian culture war stuff that loses any bite it might have once that subject is gone from the news.

Hallucinogenic Toreador
Nov 21, 2000

Whoooooahh I'd be
Nothin' without you
Baaaaaa-by

I think whoever decided that the text needed a stone effect applied a filter to the whole image, which is hilarious but not as much as if Boris looked like that now.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Meanwhile in Brexit

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The angle sphere the wresting name of that giant aristo who was pictured with brenda.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Just been told that my job (civil service) should expect to be working from home until October.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

Powell's slack-jawed "Oh my god" in that BBC documentary when she saw the 2017 Exit Poll is almost as iconic as Kinnock's slack-jawed incomprehension at what he was seeing.

Ghosts Love Wubs
Oct 9, 2009

Necrothatcher posted:

Just been told that my job (civil service) should expect to be working from home until October.

Do you know if that's across the Civil Service or is it happening on a department by department basis?

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

Guavanaut posted:

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down

Someone needs to make this

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Ghosts Love Wubs posted:

Do you know if that's across the Civil Service or is it happening on a department by department basis?

Department by department as far as I'm aware.

Ghosts Love Wubs
Oct 9, 2009

Necrothatcher posted:

Department by department as far as I'm aware.

Ah okay thanks. I'll see if I can get something more concrete for my dept. Stay safe!

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Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

Lucy Powell is such a loving waste of space.

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