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Thermopyle
Jul 1, 2003

...the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. —Bertrand Russell

CLAM DOWN posted:

I don't wanna be a dick and spam stuff here but I can't find a TVIV style live thread, is it okay if we post about I/O here?

Yeah, just post.

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NinetySevenA
Feb 10, 2013


That google lens seems pretty cool.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




New Google Goggles rules

Thermopyle
Jul 1, 2003

...the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. —Bertrand Russell

agreed

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




I think he's about to announce the AI singularity

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

CLAM DOWN posted:

I don't wanna be a dick and spam stuff here but I can't find a TVIV style live thread, is it okay if we post about I/O here?

The internet is your oyster just keep doing TVIV live style until we can figure out how to kill you

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Thermopyle posted:

Yeah, just post.

:justpost: is law

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

I, for one, welcome our old Google AI overlords

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
"Computer, create an Android capable of defeating cancer"

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Sereri posted:

I, for one, welcome our old Google AI overlords

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
I had to click on the gear to get to 720p for your i/o presentation

you own youtube why did i get 360

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Was it just me or did Google imply that they could place the location of a speaker in relation to the Google Home? It makes sense with the concave top of the Google Home with the microphones. I would think it would take a hell of a lot of processing power but that's how ears work.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
So the gameplan is to roll literally all existing functionality into the Google app? I guess it'll crash just as gracefully as explorer.exe

Thermopyle
Jul 1, 2003

...the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. —Bertrand Russell

Three Olives posted:

Was it just me or did Google imply that they could place the location of a speaker in relation to the Google Home? It makes sense with the concave top of the Google Home with the microphones. I would think it would take a hell of a lot of processing power but that's how ears work.

yes

NinetySevenA
Feb 10, 2013


On the iPhone. Nice!

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Assistant for iOS, surprise

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
I'm getting distracted by the fact this dude doesn't know how to put on a hoody to hide his aids bump

there i said it and now you can't stop thinking about it

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
"OK Google" *Siri watches jealously in the background*

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
these presenters are not good and distracting from the message

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Could be interesting in the future, easy to imagine being able to say things like turn the lights on in this room or turn off this TV. I've noticed most of the time my bedroom Home picks up me talking to my living room home even when I am not even close to the Bedroom home. It's easy to imagine multiple Google Homes being able to develop a map of a home over time.

Thermopyle
Jul 1, 2003

...the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. —Bertrand Russell

Third party Google Assistant integrations coming to phones starting today.

It can also do financial transactions...like ordering food.

NinetySevenA
Feb 10, 2013


Looking forward to having my phone upsell me.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Thermopyle posted:

Third party Google Assistant integrations coming to phones starting today.

One of my friends was teasing me the other day about my smart home and like a dork I tried the "OK Google, ask Harmony to turn on my TV" and it said it wasn't supported. :(

datajosh
May 3, 2002

I had the realization these aren't my problem!

syscall girl posted:

these presenters are not good and distracting from the message
Are the presenters ever good at I/O?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Three Olives posted:

Could be interesting in the future, easy to imagine being able to say things like turn the lights on in this room or turn off this TV. I've noticed most of the time my bedroom Home picks up me talking to my living room home even when I am not even close to the Bedroom home. It's easy to imagine multiple Google Homes being able to develop a map of a home over time.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Burger King creates a commercial that activates Google Assistant

Google adds feature that lets you order food from Assistant with voice commands

Hmm

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

datajosh posted:

Are the presenters ever good at I/O?

I want to suck steve's jorb at this point

Timb even

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Google Home is going full creep

Thermopyle
Jul 1, 2003

...the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. —Bertrand Russell

hands free calling via google home

for free

hooray

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Ballmer's schwetty balls

put them on my face

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Oh, proactive assistant, I'm going to love traffic delays. And hands free calling, I need this between my parents and concierge.

Taffer
Oct 15, 2010


maybe it'll actually be useful enough for me to buy one now. Also that demo was so cringe holy poo poo

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

CLAM DOWN posted:

Google Home is going full creep

Three Olives is apparently going to live in one if he can swing it

While it's on fire and oops did goog unsupport his thermostat

Answer may surprise

nimper
Jun 19, 2003

livin' in a hopium den
Sportify free on Home cool

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




syscall girl posted:

Three Olives is apparently going to live in one if he can swing it

While it's on fire and oops did goog unsupport his thermostat

Answer may surprise

It will fit in a condo perfectly!

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Months for handsfree calling. :(

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Woo

Spotify

Wooooo

and he just said iOS device

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




All those video apps I think one of them is available in Canada :smith:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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Pocket Monster

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

CLAM DOWN posted:

It will fit in a condo perfectly!

I'm unashamed to say that I am completely in love with my Google Homes.

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