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Jul 4, 2016 03:53
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criscodisco, I appreciate you.
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Jul 4, 2016 03:56
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Otoh Seven had the emotional maturity of an (at best) eight year old and was essentially an autistic girl trying to discover sex for the first time. Turning her down was really the only ethical thing to do.
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Apollodorus posted:Otoh Seven had the emotional maturity of an (at best) eight year old and was essentially an autistic girl trying to discover sex for the first time. Turning her down was really the only ethical thing to do. Disaproving Janeway: I would have expected that sort of behavior from Mr. Kim, but not from you literally anyone else.
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Apollodorus posted:Otoh Seven had the emotional maturity of an (at best) eight year old and was essentially an autistic girl trying to discover sex for the first time. Turning her down was really the only ethical thing to do. wow go back to tumblr
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Jul 4, 2016 04:24
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i would have hosed the robolady
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Jul 4, 2016 04:54
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Just finished watching Enterprise last night, and Voyager is still the worst Trek. Just loving terrible in every way
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Apollodorus posted:Otoh Seven had the emotional maturity of an (at best) eight year old and was essentially an autistic girl trying to discover sex for the first time. Turning her down was really the only ethical thing to do. I don't think a ship where a creepy rat person is in a long term relationship with a 4 year old is gonna share your SJW sensibilities. Besides, she doesn't have a self-deodorizing cooze for nothing.
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BLARGHLE posted:Just finished watching Enterprise last night, and Voyager is still the worst Trek.  Though not great, Enterprise had some decent episodes.
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Jul 4, 2016 05:08
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i have hosed hell yes
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Jul 4, 2016 05:27
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Automatic Slim posted:
Also much better effects. Like, not even the crappy mid-2000s cgi, I'm talking the practical stuff. Alien costumes that were more elaborate than a rubber forehead and ears, wounds that looked like more than some smudged blood and dirt- people who had been involved in fights actually had swollen busted lips and black eyes. Still not a great show, but also far from the worst show. The last episode with Fat Riker was pretty silly though.
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criscodisco posted:*assplay finger deploying* 
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Jul 4, 2016 05:36
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BLARGHLE posted:Also much better effects. Like, not even the crappy mid-2000s cgi, I'm talking the practical stuff. Alien costumes that were more elaborate than a rubber forehead and ears, wounds that looked like more than some smudged blood and dirt- people who had been involved in fights actually had swollen busted lips and black eyes. If I were a cast member I'd be insulted. It was B&B's way of saying goodbye to 17 years of Star Trek tv at short shrift of the ENT cast. Who cares about Riker's morale dilemmas? Automatic Slim fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Apr 22, 2022 |
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Jul 4, 2016 05:41
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Automatic Slim posted:If I were a cast member I'd be insulted. It was B&B's way of saying goodbye to 17 years of Star Trek tv at short shrift of the ENT cast. And a moral dilemma that was resolved like 10 years earlier, no less
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Jul 4, 2016 05:51
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Riker should've died on the Pegasus.
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Automatic Slim posted:Riker should've fagged out with Bill, his quantum duplicate.
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Riker probably puts on his famous one man show every year at the Risa Christmas party but the gag is that its 4 other men, but they are all holograms, clones, transporter duplicates and mirror world versions of himself. The other gag is lots of gags and the other, other gag is lots of gagging. You've never seen passion until you've seen a lube-soaked horga'hn touch a saliva sodden Federation regulation beard.
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Jul 4, 2016 06:43
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criscodisco posted:It's Harry freaking Kim, he would have hosed it up until the only offer on the table was a disinterested handjob. Harry Kim is the living embodiment of a disinterested handjob.
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shadow puppet of a posted:Riker probably puts on his famous one man show every year at the Risa Christmas party but the gag is that its 4 other men, but they are all holograms, clones, transporter duplicates and mirror world versions of himself. The other gag is lots of gags and the other, other gag is lots of gagging. You've never seen passion until you've seen a lube-soaked horga'hn touch a saliva sodden Federation regulation beard. It's too bad Paramount and CBS are restricting the fan films, because I want post-TNG Riker running around the known universe being a sex-addicted, drug-addled lout. He's abandoned Troi, because, "Betazoids are good for passionate lovemaking, but sometimes, most times, you just want pure emotionless, mechanical sex, like from a bored prostitute or a sex cyborg". Every time he appears on duty, he only has his commander's tunic, the front stained from particularly stubborn drool or vomit or both, the pants have gone missing. Every star port has an alien half-breed with a goatee for some reason. gently caress, parody laws still work right?
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criscodisco posted:*assplay finger deploying* don't stop I'm almost there
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Young Freud posted:It's too bad Paramount and CBS are restricting the fan films, because I want post-TNG Riker running around the known universe being a sex-addicted, drug-addled lout. He's abandoned Troi, because, "Betazoids are good for passionate lovemaking, but sometimes, most times, you just want pure emotionless, mechanical sex, like from a bored prostitute or a sex cyborg". Every time he appears on duty, he only has his commander's tunic, the front stained from particularly stubborn drool or vomit or both, the pants have gone missing. Every star port has an alien half-breed with a goatee for some reason. You could cast junior-high-school drama students, and this would still be better than both Voyager and Enterprise.
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You could do the entire film in mime, and it would still be better than both Voyager and Enterprise.
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Jul 4, 2016 07:38
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You could do it in blackface, and it would still have more dignity than both Voyager and Enterprise.
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Last night I watched the Voyager episode where they find out they're duplicates and they all start melting because of the radiation from the upgraded warp drive. It wasn't bad as far as Voyager episodes go, but the ending was loving retarded. Somehow the real Voyager turns up seconds after the whole ship has melted into grey goo, and there's no payoff or anything. It would have been far more interesting for them to colonize the class Y planet they found and start a new life there, instead of having them run off by the rear end in a top hat miner aliens. It did have some   look at Janeway's gross-rear end dandruff 
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Jul 4, 2016 07:49
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I guess it's kind of like that one DS9 episode that followed around a clone of O'Brien who thought he was real O'Brien. That was a good episode.
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This episode was so dumb as poo poo it kinda made me mad Yeah fishfrog evolution is totally what the consequence of warp 10 infinite speed should be and also we can fix it offscreen in like 2 seconds no prob everything's back to normal no worries But let's not touch warp 10 tech even though we can fix the fishfrog thing real easy???!? gently caress you Voyager; eat poo poo you stupid show goddammit
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Young Freud posted:It's too bad Paramount and CBS are restricting the fan films, because I want post-TNG Riker running around the known universe being a sex-addicted, drug-addled lout. He's abandoned Troi, because, "Betazoids are good for passionate lovemaking, but sometimes, most times, you just want pure emotionless, mechanical sex, like from a bored prostitute or a sex cyborg". Every time he appears on duty, he only has his commander's tunic, the front stained from particularly stubborn drool or vomit or both, the pants have gone missing. Every star port has an alien half-breed with a goatee for some reason. Well, the real draw is having Jonathan Frakes come back to play a huge sex pervert, right? Doesn't have to be William Riker on the Star Treks, you could do it Galaxy Quest-style.
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Monkey Fracas posted:This episode was so dumb as poo poo it kinda made me mad Threshold owned, ding dong
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Janeway and Paris turn into frogs and then gently caress and the crew is like "ha ha let's just leave the babies here we've gotta reset the slate for next week" They shouldn't have tried to squeeze that crazy poo poo and its resolution into like the last 2 seconds of the episode IMO I guess if Voyager was nothing but wall to wall ridiculous poo poo like this it would be a better show for it though; be a bit more lively at least
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:Well, the real draw is having Jonathan Frakes come back to play a huge sex pervert, right? Doesn't have to be William Riker on the Star Treks, you could do it Galaxy Quest-style. That's definitely the condition.
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The best part of the episode where the goo-Voyager figures out that they're all goo is that the goo-crew had made better progress than the real Voyager crew and were happier and more well-adjusted.
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Young Freud posted:It's too bad Paramount and CBS are restricting the fan films, because I want post-TNG Riker running around the known universe being a sex-addicted, drug-addled lout. He's abandoned Troi, because, "Betazoids are good for passionate lovemaking, but sometimes, most times, you just want pure emotionless, mechanical sex, like from a bored prostitute or a sex cyborg". Every time he appears on duty, he only has his commander's tunic, the front stained from particularly stubborn drool or vomit or both, the pants have gone missing. Every star port has an alien half-breed with a goatee for some reason. Fear and Loathing in The Federation, with Quark as the Duke Raoul to Riker's Dr. Gonzo "We were in The Neutral Zone, a few light years outside of Risa, when the drugs began to take hold..."
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Jul 4, 2016 12:35
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if i were casting a show set in the distant future i'd only cast brown/olive skinned actors because by that time we should have done enough loving that there are no more discernable races
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When Voyager was in the 90s, they should have stumbled upon a Time Traxx and Kung Fu: The Legeond Continues crossover, because I kind of wanted to know what those shows were up at that point. Where's Kermit? What's he been doing? Still hacking computers? God, I hope so...
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Fister Roboto posted:don't stop I'm almost there Dang, this is the first time I've ever appreciated the perfect username/av/post trifecta.
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They really should have hidden Odo's nipple. But until that can be fixed in a blu-ray re-issue feel free to gaze at Odo's nipple.
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Wait, so he goes to the trouble of recreating 10,000 head hairs, but it seems unreasonable that he'd make 2 (presumably) nipples?
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Vakal posted:I don't blame him. it would probably be like going to town on a PS4
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