Fathis Munk posted:

Man, you haven't seen anything yet, I'll do some more later tonight to get to the really crazy stuff.

I think this dude's Polish or something ? An eastern European state apparently.

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Men who get women in today’s society are the actual losers.

Elliot Rodger was right about many of these things but unfortunately never managed to understand the problem the way I did – had he been given a chance to do so he might still be alive.

What caused this? What happened?

This is a modest proposal me and men of CoAlphaBrotherhood site have – Liberalism and feminism turned women’s preferences from providers to seducers, thus genetically eliminating all decent men through involuntary celibacy.

But before I can get to the crux of our argument let us establish some basic truths that will allow readers to understand our position better.

VideoTapir posted:

Their employers expect it of them, because there are idiotic and narcissistic customers who expect it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emotional_labor

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A letter on the anniversary of my last arrest
Posted on February 20, 2013 by governmentsgetgirlfriends

Court Tribunal of -xxx-

A DEMAND FOR URGENT ACTION

Since the behavior of the author of this appeal from 5 to 7 August 2008. was motivated by the impossibility of finding another girl;

Since the on October 1, 2008 judge -xxx-, who the author of this appeal found attractive enough to sleep with him, declined to do so and even threatened punishment for repetition of such request, promised that the problem of not being able to find girls will be solved by a social worker and a psychiatrist, when in reality both officals were not only people without any moral and intellectual integrity and unable to give such help but were completely ignorant of her promises, saying dangerous and extreme sentences that the author must find a girl himself;

Since attempts of further written communications with the judge, ie attempts to warn the judge that her promises went unheeded received no reply and the attempt to see the judge in person was refused by the guards on court premises, from which I was escorted off ;

Since every verbal and written warning by author of the judge’s promises and the problems caused by the inability to find partners been met with disbelief, ridicule and derision;

Because psychiatric treatment of the author has not given any results, and it is pure quackery because positive results can not achieve in the circumstances of permanent deprivation any intimate contact;

Because the author’s attempts to find a partner on his own initiative often result in particularly traumatic failures;

As the result of continued deprivation author’s mental decay continues, the results of which dark moods, low success at work and other areas and a huge amount of frustration;

And since it is a fact that described omissions endanger the author’s life;

he is forced to turn to this letter and ask that his requirements should be met as soon as possible.

Firstly, I call that court personnel work on finding an effecient program for finding girls to the autor of this text within 14 days of the receival of this a program which would not involve coercion of females, but have modalities for their meeting and attracting by the author of the text;

Secondly I invite the that the court appointed social worker -xxx- and and psychiatrist -xxx- inform Judge -xxx- of ignorance and consequential failure to fulfill her promise of October 1, 2008. and that the responsibility for this failure be reviewed and decided by a public prosecutor;

Thirdly, I call on all responsible authorities to warn my parents that they should, in case of their refusal of further assistance and insistence on impossible solutions, such as that the author finds the girl himself or that he should, contrary to allbiological and evolutionary needs of a common human being, give up the desire for a girl (?!) be subject to criminal prosecution for murder;

I am determined to terminate suffering, uncertainty and frustration, that has with some very short interruptions, tortured for me for 10 years, and that increased exponentially in the last 4-5 years to the point that it now threatens my life, and that psychiatric treatment is not able to remove.

Silence on these requirements is a moral and legal act of murder of the author of the Proclamation. It will represented a threat to the author’s life since he is suffering from a difficult problem that spans over a decade, and will in that case be forced to take take extraordinary measures such as hunger strikes and renewed protests in front of the offical buildings.

Signature of the appellant

Signature of Recipient:

In -xxx-, 10 February 2013.

I was going to send this but now I have found this girl… Still, I’ll send it. These shitbags have done nothing for me in so many years.

Fathis Munk posted:

A piece of work, you think ?

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Women are extremely wary of entering relationships with total strangers.

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Furthermore, we assume that whatever mysterious force it is that makes incels un-dateable will be in-force even if they have a government sponsored girl on the other side of the table: in other words, statistically speaking, this will be the worst date of (the woman's) life--and (she) will have to do it over and over 30 times to get paid.

Elizabethan Error posted:

Spicey's latest hit:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/851867211564273664

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

Reads like BraddJaffy's deny the holocaust here

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A call to US involuntary celibates
Posted on February 24, 2013 by governmentsgetgirlfriends

Involuntary celibates of the USA, time has come for you to rise up !

I expect you to forget about the lies you have been told through your life about how it is only up to you to find a partner. Yes, it was up to you- and did you manage to find one?

Disregard the monsters blaming you for your involuntary celibate – these people are against you for they are too stupid to understand that it doesn’t matter who’s to blame -all that matters is how to end your suffering. You will never be able to explain to them that it’s not something you can change on your own. If you could WOULDN’T YOU DO IT BY NOW?

I call upon all of you, male and female, to write your Congressmen and Congresswomen and present them with my program. Let them know you want them to fight for it with all their strength.

This is a unique historic chance, as your current president believes in crucial role of the government and might be able to implement the program on a federal level.

Incels of the US !

In case our plight once again goes unheard I call upon you to resist in a non-violent way with hunger strikes, peaceful protests and propaganda. However, I can’t stop any of you from feeling you’re been wronged by the government to the point that your life has been destroyed. I DO NOT ADVISE YOU TO TURN TO VIOLENCE NOR DO I SUPPORT ANY ILLEGAL ACTS, INCLUDING TERRORISM. A propaganda blog or even a suicide with a good manifesto would be much more useful of done right. But in case you feel you have to turn to violence because you exhausted all other options, including therapy and suicide, please try not to harm innocent civilians, as this would be counter productive and would actually be used by our enemies to their favor, making incels seem like mindless killers.

Incels of the US, the time to start getting your right to real help is is here ! Do not allow yourself to be murdered any more ! Act now !

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An unprecedented thing happened today when it comes to first dates….
Posted on March 1, 2013 by governmentsgetgirlfriends

I guess it had to happen someday and it did, by the time I falsely believed that chemistry could only be a mutual thing or be nonexistent.

A girl who swept me off my feet rejected me. This has never ever happened to me before. I mean, I did chase girls who didn’t want me but they no longer wanted me. All of my dates were either with mutual chemistry or mutual agreement that there’s no point in being more than friends. I was never ever rejected by a girl I liked on a first date. Until today.

I will not deny that her looks played a part in my attraction to her. She is, quite simply, the most beautiful girl I have ever went on a date with. The only one that could be compared with her was the one when I hosed up and fell asleep in September 2007. And I think she’s even prettier than her.

But the way she talks, her wit and mannerissms are so drat cute too. I just like her, a lot.

She doesn’t like me. She doesn’t even want a second meeting. I didn’t even ask her for it but honestly said that, things being the way the are, it would probably be better for me if I never saw her again and she agreed. I should just block her now and forget about this sad affair.

This shook me so much that I sobbed like a child when I came home. Why can’t I have a girl I like for once?

Well, tomorrow I’m gonna smoke pot with and gently caress that girl I’m seeing, that should make me feel better. Or not. Who am I kidding? I should just break it off with her, but I can’t. I can’t be alone again…. even if I still am. But I’m at least getting sex and some companionship, even with a stupid hick like her.

I hate this loving poo poo.

TinTower posted:

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My parents – criminals who deserve to be put in jail or killed
Posted on February 1, 2013 by governmentsgetgirlfriends

I will describe their horrible crimes.

1. For almost 10 years they’re refusing to help me find a girlfriend, thus causing unimaginable pain and damage to me. There are numerous ways in which they could help me, like introducing me to daughters of their co-workers or asking my relatives for help but they did not do so because they’re murderous idiots who live in the 70s/80s and think it’s easy to find a girlfriend if you want one.

They’re simply murdering their child (using the following mechanism :1 . I am left without a gf/sex 2. Which makes me unable to fulfill my basic needs 3. Which makes me depressed and hopeless 4. Which destroys my will to live 5. Which makes me suicidal

2. They’re refusing to co-sign my appeals to government and various institutions for over 5 years because they fail to see it’s the only way, thus weaking their impact.

3. My mother, the murderous whore, is refusing to have sex with me when that could alleviate my sexual frustration.

4. When, in righteous indignation, I finally attacked those beasts and managed to beat the poo poo out of them I was the one that was reported to the police, and not these murderous animals. Only good they ever did was that they later refused to testify against me.

In any country with a normal legal system sensitive to needs of incels these criminals would be prosecuted long ago and in some countries their crimes would be punished by the death penalty. However, here they’re allowed to run free and go on commiting their heinous crimes. Though the police have been informed about their attempts to murder their child they haven’t done anything I was actually threatened with arrest for consuming police resources.

Their murderous behavior goes on. For how long, I ask?

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This lie is often repeated by a couple of extremely stupid feminist women. Some have even called it rape and, sadly, I know they weren’t kidding. This is how sick feminists are, and, as Eivind Berge can tell you, this would actually be rape in countries like Norway… If I had really blackmailed her.

In fact, what happened is that this woman offered sex than changed her mind when I said that it will be weird having sex using condoms because the previous girl I had sex with was on the pill. Not that I wouldn’t have sex with her with a condom, like they claim, only that it will be kinda weird in the start. She immediately said she changed her mind. I then tried to persuade her for 3 hours (which is normal male behavior, not coercion) and when she eventually agreed to do it again she changed her mind once more. You know why? Because I asked her to write “brb” during our Facebook chats. She just said she’s not gonna do it and that I should forget about her.

What many of you don’t understand is that she wasn’t doing this to Joe Average but to a guy who was incel for 10 years and whose only sexual experience prior to that was having sex with a girl twice for like 30 seconds. I called her on the phone and cried, begging her not to treat me the way she did but she didn’t care about the stress she just put me through at all. So I called her again and insulted her, being rightfully angry. After that I put just one of her pictures on this blog, without her name, location, anything, without calling her and telling her I will remove it if, just deciding to leave it up there out of sheer rage.

It was her who called me and offered sex to remove it. It was to be just one hour of sex, with no cuddling or kissing, and I was never to call her and contact her again. Of course I had to accept it. Only a person who doesn’t understand incel or a raging feminazi would say it wasn’t right to accept it. I would be insane not accept it.

Saying I was a creep to accept is brazen hate, not just against incel men or generally lonely men, AGAINST ALL MEN AND THEIR SEXUALITY.

What these feminists, manginas and other scum don’t tell you is that our initial deal of one hour of sex with no cuddling or kissing turned into 5 hours with kissing and cuddling, that she was the one who broke the “no contact” part of the deal less than 24 hours later and that she was the one who wanted a relationship with me. That’s how “abused”, “coerced” and “blackmailed” she felt after. They will also not tell you that she admitted that her changes of mind were done just to get a kick out of torturing me but that she liked the sex when it happened. You might also read her comments here, unless you think I’ve written them myself, like Jessay thinks I did with those guys from Texas and her state

But, of course they wont tell you all this. It doesn’t suit ther agenda.

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WHEN WILL GOVERNMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTTTTTTTTTTTTT?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on March 3, 2013 by governmentsgetgirlfriends

It is the duty of government to protect its citizens. I asked the male police officers when I was protesting during a government session to help me approach just like I asked the female officers to help me out multiple times, even when randomly seeing one in the town. IT IS THEIR DUTY TO PROTECT ME FROM SUICIDE. ALSO, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, I WOULD PAAAAAAAAY THEM.

It’s not a romantic approach, it’s like a business deal. Get it, fuckwitssssssssssssssssss?

Let me tell you something. You know very well that if they do not help me there is probable chance that multiple people will die one day if I don’t find a gf. It’s just human. THEY DIDN’T DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO poo poo. WHERE IS MY GIRLFRIEND ???!!! I shouted at police “FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND ME A GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILRFRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND, GET IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT ??????????????!!!!!!!” when I was protesting too.

GET THEM TO FIND ME A GIRLFRIEND. YOU UNDERSTAND ???!!!!

Those who don’t do that deserve to have their cocks or ovaries removed without anesthesia and flammable liquid poured in those bloody holes. Their children deserve nothing more than to be hanged in front of theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem.

I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT AAAAAAA GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRLFRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

TO ALL OF YOU WHO REFUSE TO HELP ME

I HOPE YOUR MOTHER HAS HER OVARIES AND UTERUS REMOVED WITHOUT ANESTHESIA
AND YOU WILL BE FORCED TO EAT THEM I HOPE YOUR MOTHER HAS HER OVARIES AND UTERUS REMOVED WITHOUT ANESTHESIA
AND YOU WILL BE FORCED TO EAT THEM I HOPE YOUR MOTHER HAS HER OVARIES AND UTERUS REMOVED WITHOUT ANESTHESIA
AND YOU WILL BE FORCED TO EAT THEM

I HOPE YOUR FATHER HAS HIS COCK CUT OFF AND YOU CHOKE ON IT WHILE EATING IT

I HOPE YOUR FATHER HAS HIS COCK CUT OFF AND YOU CHOKE ON IT WHILE EATING IT

I HOPE YOUR FATHER HAS HIS COCK CUT OFF AND YOU CHOKE ON IT WHILE EATING IT


I HOPE YOUR FATHER HAS HIS COCK CUT OFF AND YOU CHOKE ON IT WHILE EATING IT

Fathis Munk posted:

Ok, now let's get into the real stuff. First the post that has made him famous.



And let's just finish with this... thing ? I'm not even going to try to pick out parts.

Fathis Munk posted:

Ok, now let's get into the real stuff. First the post that has made him famous.



And let's just finish with this... thing ? I'm not even going to try to pick out parts.

Fathis Munk posted:

Ok, now let's get into the real stuff. First the post that has made him famous.



And let's just finish with this... thing ? I'm not even going to try to pick out parts.

there wolf posted:

Wait, the theaters will sell the wheelchair spaces as seats? To just anyone, so if you have a full house some people are literally without seats unless there happens to be enough people who want/need to stay in their own chairs?

Fathis Munk posted:

I found the way it was written to be pretty lovely to non native English speakers. You know, like most Europeans. Excuse me for having an opinion I guess.

TinTower posted:

Fathis Munk posted:

Ok, now let's get into the real stuff. First the post that has made him famous.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I have flown through many airports in Europe and farther East, and I never ran into an airport where flights did not appear on the monitor, announcements in the local language being the only notice that a flight is taking off. I also have never been to one where there wasn't an announcement in English, one of the most commonly known languages in the world.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

It's over, don't start this back up again.

TinTower posted:

Nuebot posted:

Yes. Or, if as happened to me and my friends the first time we went to this chain, since they don't signify them as handicap seating at all you just kind of buy a bunch of non-seats and don't have anywhere to sit. And since they have dudes come into the theater every like twenty minutes to make sure no one's sitting where they shouldn't be, you can't even change seats.

Tiggum posted:

So, they sell non-seats as seats, and then even if there are empty seats during the movie you can't switch to them?

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

It's over, don't start this back up again.

Nuebot posted:

Exactly. "Phantom Seats". More than once we've walked right past someone loudly arguing with the ticket seller about how stupid it is too.

we keep going there because the seats are really, really nice and the guy who comes in to make sure no one's sitting in the wrong seat gives absolutely zero fucks if you bring in outside food. Like, you can bring a whole meal from an outside restaurant and they don't care so most of the nearby places will give you small discounts or like, extra sides if you have a movie ticket.

Fathis Munk posted:

I'll never get over the people saying that the Nazis are socialists and thus on the left of the political spectrum.

I wonder if these people also believe North Korea is a democratic republic ?

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

They will believe whatever is convenient for their argument and lets "their guy" win. This applies to the left and the right, because almost everyone treats politicians like sports teams and thinks the only thing that matters is that their guy won. The right are only worse right now because their guys are winning.