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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Pac-Manioc Root posted:

"champaign popsicle" is what her daddy calls piss play with a inuit

Jesus

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my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
journalist: "should every american be happy and healthy?"

republican "hmmmm"

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Egbert Souse posted:

Dwayne Johnson/Orb 2020

rock/orb 2020

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

"champaign popsicle" is what her daddy calls piss play with a inuit

:yikes:

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

my new dog posted:

journalist: "should every american be happy and healthy?"

republican "hmmmm"

Loaded question, everyone knows part of making America great again is either killing or deporting all the unhappy or unhealthy ones.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

"champaign popsicle" is what her daddy calls piss play with a inuit

good heavens

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

An Inuit. It's what her daddy calls piss play with an Inuit.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
blood for the blood god

lols for the lol god

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Chinatown posted:

blood for the blood god

lols for the lol god

the lol god has revealed his form, and it is gloriously spherical

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Professor Shark posted:

An Inuit. It's what her daddy calls piss play with an Inuit.

I doubt he actually calls them Inuit, he probably calls them snow-mexicans or something.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Sick I tell you

https://twitter.com/Trumptbird/status/869621508318142464

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

That is a very handsome potato you have there

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying


I would even go so far as to say that they're past very bad as well.


e: lol huma is letting weiner move back in

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?




After taking Checkers to the groomer for a VERY successful trim the press was all on some Watergate. Sad!

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

Successful compared to what?

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

angryrobots posted:

Successful compared to what?

I mean it went much better than Franz Ferdinand's last foreign trip.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

angryrobots posted:

Successful compared to what?

Amelia eirharts last trip

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






angryrobots posted:

Successful compared to what?

A great white concert?

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

whats it gonna take huma? whats it gonna take before our love can take root?

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Dorland Jabberwok Trump grows fat and turgid in the desolate White House. Soon he will discover WoW and our foreign policy will be dictated by raid success.

Majere
Oct 22, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

the lol god has revealed his form, and it is gloriously spherical

Would you dare say grossly incandescent as well?

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
You guys ever wake up laughing about something that happened in a dream, but you can't remember what it was? But it was so funny that you just keep laughing? Trump is doing this to me daily, I fear I will go insane from the lols

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

holy poo poo lool

sexpot
Nov 12, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

haljordan posted:

A great white concert?

http://i.imgur.com/mtGc7Sl.gifv

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:

whats it gonna take huma? whats it gonna take before our love can take root?

try hitting on a 14 year old

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Update on hiding roof man,

https://twitter.com/jptstewart/stat...rom-office-roof

https://twitter.com/jptstewart/stat...rom-office-roof

conclusion," it's someones fault something something, leave me alone."

what a baby.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003




Gaze into the sulfery void...

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

jazzyhattrick posted:

I doubt he actually calls them Inuit, he probably calls them snow-mexicans or something.

As a Canadian I've been called Frostback.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Lime Tonics posted:

Update on hiding roof man,

https://twitter.com/jptstewart/stat...rom-office-roof

https://twitter.com/jptstewart/stat...rom-office-roof

conclusion," it's someones fault something something, leave me alone."

what a baby.

lmao what a punk bitch

edit: Spicey gettin public speaking tips from Tromp ahahahahaha

quote:

Trump, who has frequently critiqued his press secretary, recently told Spicer that his answers to reporters' questions were too long and that he needed to be more succinct, two people familiar with the conversation said.

After the briefings, Trump has taken to occasionally dissecting Spicer's words on specific questions, pointing out mistakes and giving him tips on how to respond in the future, the people added.

haljordan fucked around with this message at 01:57 on May 31, 2017

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/AP/status/869720283674021888

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

haljordan posted:

lmao what a punk bitch

edit: Spicey gettin public speaking tips from Tromp ahahahahaha

Okay thats a :hmbol:

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
what is this hmbol thing that popped up when I wasn't paying attention all about?

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

proof of concept posted:

what is this hmbol thing that popped up when I wasn't paying attention all about?

Holy Moly Boy-O-Lordie

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

proof of concept posted:

what is this hmbol thing that popped up when I wasn't paying attention all about?

howling my butt off laughing

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

"Made in Chaiyna! Made in Chaiyna"

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
"make it so that my action figure stands like it has no idea what to do with its arms"

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Hands actual size

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.




World leaders respond, "new phone, who dis".

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Lime Tonics posted:

Update on hiding roof man,

https://twitter.com/jptstewart/stat...rom-office-roof

https://twitter.com/jptstewart/stat...rom-office-roof

conclusion," it's someones fault something something, leave me alone."

what a baby.

More like Darryll Issa bitch

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