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FactsAreUseless posted:Expect a special spring equinox update soon. Everyone's favourite time of the year!
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These avant-garde updates are fun and all but I feel like they are a bit short and don't move the story along very much. I know this is a controversial opinion and the FactsAreUseless™ official fan-club is probably going to lynch me but I will not be silenced! I'm sick of people telling me I just "don't get" the underlying subtext or that "it's the words that he's not writing that make it so inspiring". There is a beautiful rainbow of words that everyone is not writing Steve, you don't know everything, jerk.
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Mar 3, 2015 03:48
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Abongination posted:These avant-garde updates are fun and all but I feel like they are a bit short and don't move the story along very much.
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FactsAreUseless posted:This man stole the "angry at Steve" meme, which I invented. I'll see you in meme court.
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Mar 3, 2015 14:58
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Can we create our own fan updates?
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BlueDude posted:Can we create our own fan updates? I think you just did. I thought it was pretty good, at least. Although, to be honest, nothing can beat FactsAreUseless updates, let's be real. This is only the BEST LP.
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Mar 4, 2015 01:52
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New update posted to the secret offsite! Ask GorfZaplen for details and the secret password.
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Mar 4, 2015 02:36
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FactsAreUseless posted:New update posted to the secret offsite! Ask GorfZaplen for details and the secret password. Can I ask in this thread or must I sent a PM to a secret address?
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Mar 4, 2015 03:04
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You have to ask me in PMs, although they don't have to be PMs on this site. Try asking me on the other, unpassworded offsite.
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Mar 4, 2015 03:09
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Hahaha clever Lost reference in that last update.  read the first letter of every paragraph up to the fourth picture
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NeuroticLich posted:Hahaha clever Lost reference in that last update.
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This world of ours is so violent and full of conflict and death, sometimes its nice to reflect on the eternal and appreciate that which will live on forever. This thread will never die, I know this, you know this, everyone loving knows this is the point that I am getting at. When you are old and decrepit, lying in a pool of your own blood and feces and preparing to spit one last defiant mouthful of blood towards the heavens think on this thread, think of the heady highs and ground shattering lows it has brought forth into this world. Think of the heroes, the villains, the heartbreak and the sheer stupidity that led to the creation of such a marvel, that such a thing could be crafted and refined by human hands. This thread will never die and it mocks your mortality.
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Mar 29, 2015 10:37
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Abongination posted:This world of ours is so violent and full of conflict and death, sometimes its nice to reflect on the eternal and appreciate that which will live on forever. This thread will never die, I know this, you know this, everyone loving knows this is the point that I am getting at. I agree.
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Mar 29, 2015 12:01
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Lookin' forward to that update.
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Mar 29, 2015 17:22
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Never give up hope.
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Mar 29, 2015 17:23
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What if, eventually, all of our posts just consolidate into an update after a certain point?
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Mar 29, 2015 17:26
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it's called a "convergence event"
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Mar 29, 2015 17:32
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BlueDude posted:What if, eventually, all of our posts just consolidate into an update after a certain point?
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Mar 29, 2015 19:05
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BlueDude posted:What if, eventually, all of our posts just consolidate into an update after a certain point? It's happening right now!
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Mar 29, 2015 20:13
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Follow this LP? You fools, we ARE the LP!
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Mar 29, 2015 21:29
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My goal is to have obsessive Tumblrs that just post about this LP and freak out when the paywall goes up.
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Mar 29, 2015 22:29
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You folks remind me of something. The case of the woman who slept next to her dead husband's decomposing body for a year. There comes a time when you have to face reality and bury the dead, you know.
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Okay, let me make all my loyal fans a promise: If this thread survives until August 12, one year from the last update, I will do a special Lavender Town ghost update of the LP.
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Mar 30, 2015 11:56
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I'm too scared to post now
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Mar 30, 2015 12:09
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Oh no, I've been spooked.
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Mar 30, 2015 15:21
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FactsAreUseless posted:Okay, let me make all my loyal fans a promise: If this thread survives until August 12, one year from the last update, I will do a special Lavender Town ghost update of the LP. I don't know why this is an "if", this thread isn't dead at all, and never will be. Still, that is a spooky surprise that I will wait patiently for. 
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FactsAreUseless posted:Okay, let me make all my loyal fans a promise: If this thread survives until August 12, one year from the last update, I will do a special Lavender Town ghost update of the LP. I'll hold you to your word, FactsAreUseless.
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Gonna keep posting in this thread, but I hope the Lavender Town update is actually a troll.
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Mar 30, 2015 19:03
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ghosts arent real btw so neither is this thread
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Mar 30, 2015 19:34
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Blind Sally posted:Gonna keep posting in this thread, but I hope the Lavender Town update is actually a troll.
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Prepare your body.
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Mar 30, 2015 19:36
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I mean, don't rush or anything. You have more than four months.
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Mar 30, 2015 19:38
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FactsAreUseless posted:It's not. This will happen. Where's your  then, Buster? 
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Why would you do a ghost update when the LP's not dead?
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Mar 30, 2015 19:42
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Valex posted:Why would you do a ghost update when the LP's not dead?
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Thread is not dead which can eternal lie And with strange aeons even death may die Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu Lavender Town wgah'nagl fhtagn
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InterrupterJones posted:Follow this LP? You fools, we ARE the LP! Son of a bitch... we've been let's played for FOOLS!
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I liked your unique take on the April Fools Update, FactsAreUsless, in where you did not post an update. I think it really speaks to your innovative LP style that we have all come to love and respect.
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Posting an update now would simply devalue the previous posts, I don't know about you but I want my shares to be worth something.
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Glaive17 posted:I liked your unique take on the April Fools Update, FactsAreUsless, in where you did not post an update. I think it really speaks to your innovative LP style that we have all come to love and respect.
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