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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

i kinda feel bad for his kids because their dad is a fat gently caress and their gold digging mom ran away with a teenager

guess with that behavior and our friend echi's, new zealand really is the land of sheep fuckers, even for its nonnatives

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
in 2016 i have had the sex with a woman in her 20s, a woman in her 30s and a woman in her 40s

so next time u wanna talk poo poo about me, dont forget.. i have had sex

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i met a woman in her 50s on tinder and she wanted "the sex" but my wife was grossed out about it and also she said she was lonely and I dont want to be all bone and run

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

echinopsis posted:

in 2016 i have had the sex with a woman in her 20s, a woman in her 30s and a woman in her 40s

so next time u wanna talk poo poo about me, dont forget.. i have had sex

you cant split the age of teh one woman u slept with in 2016 up into decades liek that

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
gutted

anyway
then

21 :smugmrgw: (she had the big boobies)
33 - my wife :smug:
44 - this wasnt flash

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

echinopsis posted:

in 2016 i have had the sex with a woman in her 20s, a woman in her 30s and a woman in her 40s

so next time u wanna talk poo poo about me, dont forget.. i have had sex

you're married with children

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

i love you echi but this is not something to be proud of mate

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
maybe maybe not

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

mishaq posted:

you're married with children

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
so all of a sudden when youre married youre not meant to bone people 13 years younger than yourself what is this? the 2000s???

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
maybe you didnt read the aprt where I said she had big boobies

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
tbf its a better situation than when I bought a dude home from the bar


MMF threesomes are much less fun when the dude is gay and into you not your wife.. just if you're ever considering that situation

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

lol

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
points for giving it a go i guess

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

i never understood when al would refuse to gently caress peg

did she insist on shoving things up his rear end or biting his dick or something

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i never understood when al would refuse to gently caress peg

did she insist on shoving things up his rear end
literally named peg

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

i'm the badly scaled y axis

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

mishaq posted:

i love you echi but this is not something to be proud of mate

r u 60 or something lol

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Stux posted:

r u 60 or something lol

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




echinopsis posted:

so all of a sudden when youre married youre not meant to bone people 13 years younger than yourself what is this? the 2000s???

it can gently caress up your children's heads if you're not careful that's all.

sex is sex etc etc but a child's mind is very mailable, vulnerable. events, confirmed or perceived that are occurring within the primary family unit have long lasting effects. lifelong effects.

but I'm not saying anything anybody doesn't already know here. you're a smart man and have got this covered. hoping it doesn't send yourself down somewhere you don't want to be though. happy boning echi :unsmith:

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
echinopsis goes for a drive to moo cow's farm

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




echi no :(

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

jony ive aces posted:

echinopsis goes for a drive to moo cow's farm


bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

jony ive aces posted:

echinopsis goes for a drive to moo cow's farm



and that kids, is how i met your mother

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Displeased Moo Cow posted:

you're a smart man

Ah ah ah hah ah haha h ah ha good one

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

hack the os, hack the internet, hack monogamy. hell yeah hack the planet

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

i like to whistle in the ears of nubile lasses from the dr who message board until they give me free long distance

get phreaky

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
unlike Kim dotcom mark karpeles did nothing wrong

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Chris Knight posted:

unlike Kim dotcom karl mark force iv did nothing wrong

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

echinopsis posted:

maybe you didnt read the aprt where I said she had big boobies

lmbo

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

i agree with echinopsis

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


echinopsis posted:

maybe you didnt read the aprt where I said she had big boobies

this is the polite way to say she was fat

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
well she was with curves yes but those boobies were still insane

arguably better before the bra came off

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


rip echi, killed by the unemployed polyamorous dad lifestyle

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Citizen Tayne posted:

rip echi, killed by the unemployed polyamorous dad lifestyle

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

Citizen Tayne posted:

rip echi, crushed by big boobies

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



yeah, his own! lol

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

echinopsis posted:

well she was with curves yes but those boobies were still insane

arguably better before the bra came off

ah the fattie conundrum

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