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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
I have played games without offside and it just made it harder to score because defenders would stay deep and the ball stayed in the midfield forever. i think maybe make the fields 10+yards longer and have bigger goals because players cover more ground due to doping

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saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman
Close the sport for every country except Brazil and Iceland.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

African AIDS cum posted:

I have played games without offside and it just made it harder to score because defenders would stay deep and the ball stayed in the midfield forever. i think maybe make the fields 10+yards longer and have bigger goals because players cover more ground due to doping

Get rid of offsides and make it like hockey where the ball has to be the first thing across the blue line. That's what they did to increase scoring.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

African AIDS cum posted:

I have played games without offside and it just made it harder to score because defenders would stay deep and the ball stayed in the midfield forever. i think maybe make the fields 10+yards longer and have bigger goals because players cover more ground due to doping

Making every stadium in the world 10 yards longer is going to be a hard sell

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

saihttam posted:

Close the sport for every country except Brazil and Iceland.

so iceland can win every game 7-1?

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman
Crying trannys on the field and fans crying Thor in the stands is all this sport needs.

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.

PirateBob posted:

Martial starts for France :cool:
yeah...Martial Law! #brexit

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.
Goals scored at 0 minutes = 90 points
Goals scored at 1 minute = 89 points
etc

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Blue Star Error posted:

Making every stadium in the world 10 yards longer is going to be a hard sell

Luckily there is a nation with the infrastructure to handle this change. Canada cause their CFL fields are longer.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Get rid of offsides and make it like hockey where the ball has to be the first thing across the blue line. That's what they did to increase scoring.

hockey allowed the 2 line pass and cracked down on grabbing in the neutral zone etc but the blue line was always there as long as i remember. but hockey has regressed to dump and chase with lots of trapping lately too

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

African AIDS cum posted:

hockey allowed the 2 line pass and cracked down on grabbing in the neutral zone etc but the blue line was always there as long as i remember. but hockey has regressed to dump and chase with lots of trapping lately too

Yeah but we would kill for an average 5.5 goals a game or whatever it is. What is the average for league play now?

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
maybe shut the hell up you goddamn idiots

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Franc playing France. Weird

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Yeah but we would kill for an average 5.5 goals a game or whatever it is. What is the average for league play now?

Tbh i only watched the stanley cup finals.

Maybe soccer could have "line changes" to keep attacking players fresh

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

African AIDS cum posted:

Tbh i only watched the stanley cup finals.

Maybe soccer could have "line changes" to keep attacking players fresh

Attacking players may strike the ball with their hands in the opponent's 18 yard box, also the goalie for each team is randomly drawn lottery style at the beginning of the match.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

African AIDS cum posted:

I have played games without offside and it just made it harder to score because defenders would stay deep and the ball stayed in the midfield forever. i think maybe make the fields 10+yards longer and have bigger goals because players cover more ground due to doping

Bit bigger goals. The size of the current goals was set in 1863.

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small
I think they should enlarge the size of the goals

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
Maybe we should consider some sort of goal enlargement

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!
Maybe make the ball smaller so it's harder to catch? Like a golf ball?

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

Lightnin? HA! Thats a good 'un!
Now why dontcha
come o'er here and
GET

IN

MY

BELLY!!!

Blue Star Error posted:

Maybe we should consider some sort of goal enlargement

Enlargement is the optimal solution for when you have problems scoring.

Also needs video reviews for refereeing.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

lilljonas posted:

Maybe make the ball smaller so it's harder to catch? Like a golf ball?

Ugh. Made me remember the Jabulani.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
make the ball harder to catch like a big rock or a brick

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small
How about instead of enlarging the goals, you shrink the pitch, the ball and the players

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
where is soulex, how many of the albanian players are catholic i wonder. Not to be racist but many of these bros look different from the kosovo ones on switzerland.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

loving hell this atmosphere is loud

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Kwagga posted:

How about instead of enlarging the goals, you shrink the pitch, the ball and the players

Still hoping for that Singapore cap?

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Fans singing their national anthem super loud is loving bad rear end

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Kwagga posted:

How about instead of enlarging the goals, you shrink the pitch, the ball and the players


if you can somehow shrink the rest of your body too you can be the footballer of the future!

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

what if we had... three goals?

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Wengy posted:

Frei was never well-liked, which I don't understand because he scored and he spat on Stevie G which owns. Barnetta has always been a garbageman.

he wasn't that bad, stai tranquillo haha

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

What's this round of applause for?

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.
how about every 9/11 all the crowds chant usa regardless of who is playing

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
What are the retards clapping for? This is either the first time they're doing it or I just always tuned in later.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
embarrassing

HJB fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Jun 15, 2016

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

EvilHawk posted:

What's this round of applause for?

Brexit

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.

EvilHawk posted:

What's this round of applause for?
the french policeman and his wife getting killed. sickos

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
hoping to see Paul Pogba put on a Russell Westbrook esque performance here.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
take pogba out. leave evra in

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Willy Collum refereeing, :rip: both teams

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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
why is it called the velodrome when there is no cycling track?

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