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ScreamingLlama posted:I'm catching up on this LP bit by bit. I'm watching Mr. Puffles die repeatedly to a frost troll and my reaction is WHY ARE THOSE ARROWS NOT POISONED Would you rather the game be played competently or by UZworm? The two seem to be mutually exclusive.
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Seriously, you picked the worst possible way to kill the drat thing. I'm playing a dark elf mage right now and she just roasts those sumbitches with fire magic while sculling magicka potions.
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Gimbal lock posted:What's the distinction here? They seem very similar. Beats me. The briefcase in Pulp Fiction is an example of the former but I can't think of an example of the other one.
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Twiggymouse posted:Would you rather the game be played competently or by UZworm? The two seem to be mutually exclusive. LOL hear that, UZworm? You suck, apparently. I'm debating if I should restart my Morrowind screenshot LP or start it over with video. The thing that killed it for me was playing with the Atronach sign; if I start over I will NOT play Atronach and just take my chances with base magic resistance.
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ScreamingLlama posted:LOL hear that, UZworm? You suck, apparently. Are you implying that my incompetence at video games is some kind of hidden knowledge
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Dec 15, 2016 10:01
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Ancient wisdom carved into rock deep underground after a surprisingly linear cave. If you do the questline to uncover the mystery you get a hundred septims.
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Dec 15, 2016 10:07
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I don't like anything.
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Star Man posted:I don't like anything. I feel like you could theoretically have made this post in literally any of the threads you follow.
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Dec 15, 2016 12:39
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I have. Several times.
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Dec 15, 2016 12:44
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You wanna talk about terrible glitches, UZ, let me tell you about how I completed about 2/3rds of the game headless.
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Lazy Bear posted:You wanna talk about terrible glitches, UZ, let me tell you about how I completed about 2/3rds of the game headless. I'm going to choose to believe that the Helgen execution was successful but the dragon showed up anyway and you just chicken'd it.
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UZworm posted:Are you implying that my incompetence at video games is some kind of hidden knowledge I suppose I can tolerate your incompetence and drunkenness as long as the LP continues to be amusing.
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 NEW UPDATE EPISODE 13: Mr. Puffles, Rated PG-13 I just... I don't even know what to say about this one. This video is a trainwreck from start to finish. Even the commentary. Especially the commentary. Don't watch this one if you have anything resembling sensibilities. Seriously though, whoever tells Chitlin the name of the Orc loving book is getting plat.
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Dec 15, 2016 16:49
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That went Mohorovicic fast. Let me help. 
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Is there even a book like that? I really hope not.UZworm posted:Don't watch this one if you have anything resembling sensibilities.
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Gimbal lock posted:What's the distinction here? They seem very similar. RareAcumen posted:Beats me. The briefcase in Pulp Fiction is an example of the former but I can't think of an example of the other one. No distinction intended. All McGuffins are plot devices, but a plot device doesn't have to be an actual device, it can be anything that moves the story forward. Even people can be plot devices, like a family that gets killed to motivate the hero. A McGuffin is nothing but a plot device though. It'll never be used for anything in the story when, or if, it's acquired.
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Fish Noise posted:Let me help. "That seems like a lot of work to go to to make me spend 10 dollars." Iron Chitlin, 2016
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UZworm posted:I'm going to choose to believe that the Helgen execution was successful but the dragon showed up anyway and you just chicken'd it. Almost as good. Downed a health potion a frame or two before a killcam activated. I got beheaded, but lived through it. Spent the rest of the game headless. Every time I loaded in, my head would spawn on the ground beside me and just roll off into the distance.
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Man this thread got me to play the PS4 rerelease. There's some poo poo that just doesn't get old. Like killing someone over and over for a specific daedric artifact, getting an inheritance letter because they died while their unliving corpse is shambling around following you, then said corpse dying and you receiving their inheritance again.
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Dec 16, 2016 07:03
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I made the mistake of liking Skyrim and I will fight all of you.
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Here, have an on-the-fly palette cleanser to forget about that last video What am I doing with my life?
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No, UZ. I saw everything.
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UZworm posted:"That seems like a lot of work to go to to make me spend 10 dollars." now if someone else writes it UZworm posted:Here, have an on-the-fly palette cleanser to forget about that last video
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Fish Noise posted:now if someone else writes it I believe we've well established that someone already did. (Hahaha I didn't even notice the author's name is "gayunicornlove")
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So was the book Iron Chitlin remembers explicit, or was orc "reproduction" just something that was mentioned?
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Chitlin, you owe me archives. I literally just googled "orc reproduction book skyrim" and this was the first thing that came up.
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Unknown Quantity posted:Chitlin, you owe me archives. I literally just googled "orc reproduction book skyrim" and this was the first thing that came up. That is indeed the book that I half remembered reading 5 years ago and translated to Orc loving Book through a drunken haze. Thanks(?) for playing, PM me your email and I'll get you archives.
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So all we had to do was say "reproduction" instead of "fuckin'" this whole time? drat.
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UZworm posted:So all we had to do was say "reproduction" instead of "fuckin'" this whole time? Sad thing is, i have been replaying Skyrim, and just read that drat book a few days ago and still couldn't recall it when i was watching the video.
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 A good book.
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Not only modless, but also not using the dark theme on discord? Simply the worst  Seriously though, how did I miss this lp. I love this stupid buggy game 
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Okay this is the last one I promise. (Promise not valid)
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So how much would it suck to be the guy who had to write about orc fuckin? Imagine, you finally land a job with a major studio, and get assigned to the "in game lore" division: "alright phil, you're new so you're first tasks are to write books on Dwemer law and Orc fuckin.... sorry, "racial phylony" *snicker*. Now you are known around the water cooler as "the orc fuckin guy."
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rocket_man38 posted:So how much would it suck to be the guy who had to write about orc fuckin? Imagine, you finally land a job with a major studio, and get assigned to the "in game lore" division: "alright phil, you're new so you're first tasks are to write books on Dwemer law and Orc fuckin.... sorry, "racial phylony" *snicker*. Now you are known around the water cooler as "the orc fuckin guy." You develop a sense of humor and write the craziest thing you can.
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Star Man posted:You develop a sense of humor and write the craziest thing you can. Yeah. You own that poo poo. And when the programmers start picking on you, you make fun of all their bugs.
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Actually only senior team members get to write about orc loving.
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Todd Howard himself insisted on putting his own input in, I hear.
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I feel like he was more on the "Lifts-Her-Tail" train
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This episode is a trainwreck? Oh boy, sign me up! I love LP trainwrecks! It's why I think Chitlin's Grimrock LP is so good. Pick up the shield, drop the shield, pick it up again- put in your inventory, compare its stats to your old shield, stroke your chin as you weigh your options- drop it again, walk away, forget about it, remember it, try to find it, fail to find it, oh no Jerry's dead again. Anyway, talking about the video now, I don't remember Loco having such a lisp. Great intro, by the way.
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White Coke posted:Yeah. You own that poo poo. And when the programmers start picking on you, you make fun of all their bugs. It would be pretty cool to put "wrote about orc fuckin" on a resume.
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