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What the hell happens next?
This poll is closed.
They literally set fire to the ring by accident 2 2.22%
They literally set fire to the ring on purpose 6 6.67%
Film 6 months of content accidentally using WWE prop belts 6 6.67%
Rehire Jeff Jarrett 23 25.56%
Start splicing in archival footage of AJ Styles and pretending it's current 23 25.56%
Accidentally switch the live Pop TV feed to the WWE Network 6 6.67%
Lose the keys to the production truck, film 6 months of content in the parking lot with a Samsung 7 7.78%
Sue a fan who flips the bird on air, lose all company rights to said fan 13 14.44%
Somehow everything gets good and they start making money (Comedy Option) 4 4.44%
Total: 90 votes
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zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

https://twitter.com/cfhpantera6/status/905166521823092741

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

if his baby was aged 100 years in an oak barrel, yes.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

personal reasons never drew a dime, jeff

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Karen got tipped off

https://twitter.com/RebyHardy/status/905126676622802944

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


lol at everything

Sono
Apr 9, 2008





Reminds me of that Jake Roberts entrance. With tacos.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
the cream will rise to the top

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

This post is pathetic.

Ex-employees of TNAGFW are the best thing about TNAGFW.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
He was playing Pictionary & was given "money". Now he can't leave his house.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Irritated Goat posted:

Ex-employees of TNAGFW are the best thing about TNAGFW.

https://twitter.com/ShaneHelmsCom/status/905176862363709442

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
so what are the odds on what he did

King Bahamut
Nov 12, 2003
internet internet lama sabacthani
alcoholism -800

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



lmao yessssss

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
so how shocked should i be if some really serious legal charges filed against Jarrett come out later in the week?

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
We're all gonna look pretty foolish if it turns out that Jeff was the one throwing drinks at Alberto and stabbing him and not letting him bust autism and such.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Looks like the transfer of GFW to Anthem was never completed.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

MassRafTer posted:

Looks like the transfer of GFW to Anthem was never completed.

No loving way.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


:laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo:

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

MassRafTer posted:

Looks like the transfer of GFW to Anthem was never completed.

Has Anthem paid off TNA's debts yet? What about the lawsuits?

If any of those were dependent on Anthem owning them then this is about to get somehow more hilarious.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Jeff Jarrett is the greatest hustler of all time

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Broke 3 promotions, never drew a dime

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

MassRafTer posted:

Looks like the transfer of GFW to Anthem was never completed.
:stare:

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

MassRafTer posted:

Looks like the transfer of GFW to Anthem was never completed.

https://twitter.com/garrettkidney/status/905207074241609728

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




Put Jarrett in all the Halls of Fame for his ability to play 4D chess.

DJExile posted:

Broke 3 promotions, never drew a dime

Stole all the dimes.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Sono posted:

Put Jarrett in all the Halls of Fame for his ability to play 4D chess.
Why? It seems like there's no real winner in this situation or is there?

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

MassRafTer posted:

Looks like the transfer of GFW to Anthem was never completed.

This loving company.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

frankenfreak posted:

Why? It seems like there's no real winner in this situation or is there?

Comedy.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011



Wait I assumed MRT was joking are you goofballs serious what the hell jarrett

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


MassRafTer posted:

Looks like the transfer of GFW to Anthem was never completed.

re-open the TNA thread

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


rare Magic card l00k posted:

Wait I assumed MRT was joking are you goofballs serious what the hell jarrett

PWInsider says GFW trademarks are still listed as owned by Global Force Wrestling LLC

If Jarrett's gone completely, they're gone too. Because he still owns them. And

quote:

If Anthem was really utilizing those letters without having any actual ownership, all they did was help raise the profile of the Global Force Wrestling name internationally, which in hindsight, was a really dumb business decision.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3833207

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Oh my god I hope they go back to the TNA name now.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
So they've got almost 2 months of TV in the can with a brand name that may or may not still exist

Never change TNA

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Aron Rex

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Leave this thread open to reflect how nothing makes sense anymore.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Chris James 2 posted:

PWInsider says GFW trademarks are still listed as owned by Global Force Wrestling LLC

If Jarrett's gone completely, they're gone too. Because he still owns them. And

this is a very august tna/gfw moment



Maxwell Lord posted:

Leave this thread open to reflect how nothing makes sense anymore.

sure, it's make more sense to do a new one after BFG

Sub Rosa
Jun 9, 2010




Mel Mudkiper posted:

so what are the odds on what he did

I'm still betting he told Rosemary to work everyone, including the other GFW talent, about the Sexy Star armbar.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Sub Rosa posted:

I'm still betting he told Rosemary to work everyone, including the other GFW talent, about the Sexy Star armbar.

Except for the part where you can see her arm twist in a legit gross way...?

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Rosemary seems like decent folk with her dropping in on the New Legacy Inc charity and all. Her message on social media was written in a very "all seriousness, no work here" style, complete with the "Okay, now I'll go back into my evil wrestling persona" bit at the end. It'd be REALLY scummy to do that if it's all a work. And while I suppose it's possible, given Sexy Star's history of politicking and the bullshit "this is lucha style you stupid gringa" excuse, nah.

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Can't wait until they rebrand the title yet again and put it on another WWE washout. What's Jack Swagger up to these days?

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