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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

RandomBlue posted:

I don't trust this thread.

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




speaking of which, here in DC there is a jamaican carryout near howard university with the fetching name "Jerk@Nite"

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



RandomBlue posted:

I don't trust this thread.

ur dog looks like an ostrich

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Baloogan posted:

wait no the post above that one jesus christ

haha made you denounced trump, sucker

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
one day im just going to inadvertently text or email TRUMP to my boss

theres like a 70% chance she voted for him

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Guy Goodbody posted:

kinda yeah. In this thread. It's like how youc an't make jokes about being a nazi because nazis are big now, you can't make jokes about being an alcoholic here because people will just think you're real

What about alcoholic nazis

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Lastgirl posted:

do i need a disclaimer everytime i satirize alcohol abuse?

signed in triplicate

Epic High Five posted:

u may wanna pump the breaks on shaming peeps over the age of 22 getting obliterated by liquor every night in this thiread

sure, i can silently judge everyone

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Office Pig posted:

i predict depression by page 10

lol, try page NOW

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
in duck years

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Office Pig posted:

i predict depression by page 10

Way ahead of you buddy.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




mandatory lesbian posted:

honestly tho lol if you're older then like 22 and still getting black-out drunk

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

triple sulk posted:

this is the true trump thread

my thread is the true Trump thread

one post, closed. it's brilliant

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
jokes about alcohol are good and fun

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Weeping Wound posted:

my thread is the true Trump thread

one post, closed. it's brilliant

extremely powerful thread

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
im going to the other thread since APPARENTL;Y this one is full of teetolers

* opens fridge hautily, enters *




snoo
Jul 5, 2007




I've never actually been uh. black-out drunk. seems like a bad time imo

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

The Snoo posted:

I've never actually been uh. black-out drunk. seems like a bad time imo

it's not great

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

The Snoo posted:

I've never actually been uh. black-out drunk. seems like a bad time imo

Really depends on what you get up to - and that depends on your social circle.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B46yPJm6P9E

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
disclaimer: Jokes about Trump are not REAL!!!!1

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

a helpful bear posted:

im going to the other thread since APPARENTL;Y this one is full of teetolers

* opens fridge hautily, enters *

drunk... trump?

TRUNK

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

The Snoo posted:

I've never actually been uh. black-out drunk. seems like a bad time imo

it lets u know ur consciousness isn't necessary for ur body to still make mistakes!

GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
trump trump

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
he's a good president and he is doing A LOT to make america great again, ;)

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lastgirl posted:

What about alcoholic nazis

Those guys should drink until they black out.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

The Snoo posted:

I've never actually been uh. black-out drunk. seems like a bad time imo

its fine, its not like youll remember any of it

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Lastgirl posted:

disclaimer: Jokes about Trump are not REAL!!!!1

there are no jokes about trump since its all facts anyway

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

lmao if you don't eat dirt and dried yard clippings for a buzz.

GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
is trump golfing today

slumdoge millionare
Feb 17, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
TRUMP

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

The Snoo posted:

I've never actually been uh. black-out drunk. seems like a bad time imo

I once woke up with a t-shirt from ESPN and a bunch of smudged out numbers on my arm

also I had a black eye and was missing a shoe

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
lol if you don't shoot the birds gettin drunk eating your fermented berries

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Guy Goodbody posted:

kinda yeah. In this thread. It's like how youc an't make jokes about being a nazi because nazis are big now, you can't make jokes about being an alcoholic here because people will just think you're real

the best thing about rick is that he knows when your nazi armband is just ironic and he's willing to be just as soft or coarse as your mood is willing

he's a smart guy, rick

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



trump

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Solarin posted:

lmao if you don't eat dirt and dried yard clippings for a buzz.

It is the grand unifying goal of civilization - to try and find different and better methods of dissociating from reality

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Good Soldier Svejk posted:

It is the grand unifying goal of civilization - to try and find different and better methods of dissociating from reality

joke's on you, my brain already does that for me :smug:

GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
today seems slow

im waiting for a good news bomb

make the tweet

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

the best thing about rick is that he knows when your nazi armband is just ironic and he's willing to be just as soft or coarse as your mood is willing

he's a smart guy, rick

see, pretending to be drunk is the same as being a nazi and

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