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Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/search?q=Targeted&src=trend_click&vertical=trends

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Roth
Jul 9, 2016

https://apnews.com/article/archive-75ae554ce5d092d50dad7c0c7dbcf70e

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight
https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/1312507704259145733

Im going to beat this."

Things typically said by people battling mild illness, not potentially fatal illnesses with an extremely poor prognosis.

Also,

"Then I will be able to show people we can deal with this disease responsibly, but we shouldnt be afraid of it."

Dude was air lifted to the hospital, has a dozen medical doctors, given two experimental drug treatments that are not widely available, on supplemental oxygen and they still don't know if he is going to survive the next 48 hours according to his on chief os staff, but sure, noting to be afraid of.

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

I can't take this much hype

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Trump doesn't have a distinctive way of talking and writing so it's impossible to say whether or not that statement was actually dictated by him. I could definitely hear him using that syntax.

staticman
Sep 12, 2008

Be gay
Death to America
Suck my dick Israel
Mess with Texas
and remember to lmao

Roth posted:

I can't take this much hype

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
That is literally the note you release before you die for comedic effect in a movie.

staticman
Sep 12, 2008

Be gay
Death to America
Suck my dick Israel
Mess with Texas
and remember to lmao
Too little food, too much caffeine.
All's well, Trump's dying in quarantine.

Tempora Mutantur
Feb 22, 2005

Roth posted:

I can't take this much hype

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I'd Like to See Ol Donny Trump Wriggle His Way Out of THIS Jam!

Adjectivist Philosophy
Oct 6, 2003

When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

Eifert Posting posted:

I'd Like to See Ol Donny Trump Wriggle His Way Out of THIS Jam!

*Trump wriggles out of his mortal coil easily

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

https://twitter.com/gabrielsherman/status/1312528536377282561?s=19

King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S

I feel like either this dude or his sources are making poo poo up, because this is just an insane tweet.

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

I feel like every tweet is just an increasing amount of "Trump's hosed" every time

cmerepaul
Nov 28, 2005
That's not chapstick!
I should print up a bunch of "I like presidents who don't die from covid" shirts and have em ready to sell.

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

potentially dozens of the most powerful people on the planet are going to die because bill bar was like yo hold up where my hug at lmao

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

cmerepaul posted:

I should print up a bunch of "I like presidents who don't die from covid" shirts and have em ready to sell.

I yelled "GO RONI" at a passing truck with a trump flag in the bed yesterday but the cabin was probably too sound insulated for the driver to hear me :(

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
https://twitter.com/fart/status/1312551708950626304?s=19

Lol

That Spooky Witch
Jun 16, 2017

All hail the triune god

Chillgamesh posted:

I yelled "GO RONI" at a passing truck with a trump flag in the bed yesterday but the cabin was probably too sound insulated for the driver to hear me :(

hey, the next line is the next line, who knows what anybody would be susceptible to in any ole boring line

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005




Ivanka being the first woman president would be an absolutely incredible own in a myriad of ways and I don't care about the legality of it I want it to happen now.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
https://twitter.com/AynRandPaulRyan/status/1312528580836909057?s=19

Lmao

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
Hooting, but pensively waiting to start hollering

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
https://twitter.com/kenolin1/status/1312551523386224640?s=19

Lol

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

You are basically dead inside if you didn't find the below "feel good" stories rewarding to experience:

-When justice Scalia finally croaked after a years of cranking out deplorable Chud court rulings
-Scalise getting shot in the balls by a Bernie bro
-McCain finally croaking, reading the praise from Beltway media despite his dubious political record such as being part of the Savings and Loan scandal

etalian has issued a correction as of 01:58 on Oct 4, 2020

That Spooky Witch
Jun 16, 2017

All hail the triune god

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Hooting, but pensively waiting to start hollering

currently hollering

not yet hooting

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

etalian posted:

You are basically dead inside if you didn't the below feel good stories rewarding to experience:

-When justice Scalia finally croaked after a years of cranking out deplorable Chud court rulings
-Scalise getting shot in the balls by a Bernie bro
-McCain finally croaking, reading the praise from Beltway media despite his dubious political record such as being part of the Savings and Loan

lol

Adjectivist Philosophy
Oct 6, 2003

When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

That Spooky Witch posted:

currently hollering

not yet hooting

Howling, balls still awaiting confirmation

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Lmao

https://www.merriam-webster.com/news-trend-watch/schadenfreude-20201002

quote:

Schadenfreude was our top lookup on October 2nd, by a very considerable margin, following President Trumps announcement that he and the First Lady had tested positive for COVID-19.

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

etalian posted:

You are basically dead inside if you didn't find the below "feel good" stories rewarding to experience:

-When justice Scalia finally croaked after a years of cranking out deplorable Chud court rulings
-Scalise getting shot in the balls by a Bernie bro
-McCain finally croaking, reading the praise from Beltway media despite his dubious political record such as being part of the Savings and Loan scandal

missing one

https://i.imgur.com/w5ST2e4.mp4

Joey Steel
Jul 24, 2019

cmerepaul posted:

I should print up a bunch of "I like presidents who don't die from covid" shirts and have em ready to sell.

It'd be especially funny if Biden caught roni from the debate and croaks.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

etalian posted:

You are basically dead inside if you didn't find the below "feel good" stories rewarding to experience:

-When justice Scalia finally croaked after a years of cranking out deplorable Chud court rulings
-Scalise getting shot in the balls by a Bernie bro
-McCain finally croaking, reading the praise from Beltway media despite his dubious political record such as being part of the Savings and Loan scandal

Thatcher dying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUlj48Rvp1c

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Joey Steel posted:

It'd be especially funny if Biden caught roni from the debate and croaks.

Lol

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
lmao

Avynte
Jun 30, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
the 40k trump memes are gonna need to be updated once the corpse president is enshrined on his golden ventilator

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmmomV-ax-s

That Spooky Witch
Jun 16, 2017

All hail the triune god
SICKN@STY

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

This dril tweet is immaculate
https://twitter.com/dril/status/1312557745342574592?s=19

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

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Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lol Christie is in the hospital

Thank you President Trump for suicide roni-bombing the inner circle of Republican elites and donors

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