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Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


Hey all,

What I still cannot wrap my head around or maybe I have is... what the heck am I to make of gambling?

The reason I am asking is because I'm one of those overly educated people that's traveled to the point where I've lived in Miami, Bangkok, Dallas, Bangkok, etc. but spent over a month living in Vegas this year. I saw some things that weren't so great but at same time I'm also thinking... these are people might be gambling but in honestly I feel like it's just adults socializing? Sure it's lame to say this is how you got to meet people, expensive but at same time it's kind of funny how these places attract everyone of every shape, size, color, income, etc. and a odd multi-cultural gathering. I only play low stakes poker occasionally but I was surprised how much time I've ended up hanging out in casinos to do nothing but just hang out, drink and watch the crowds.

When I say gambling I don't mean poker I mean stuff like craps, blackjack, roulette or even digital slot machines where the win rate is set and there is nothing you can do to ever beat it even by cheating. Do you think every player or even a majority or even a slim majority are just terrible addicted droolers?

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Baddog
May 12, 2001

Crosby B. Alfred posted:

Do you think every player or even a majority or even a slim majority are just terrible addicted droolers?

The majority of people in a casino have their "budget", throw it in without even thinking much about it, are nearly guaranteed to lose over the course of their trip, but it's ok. Except that they play the worst games, which encourages the casino to only spread that crap. gently caress 6:5 blackjack! Don't just play the lowest stakes because it "lasts longer", christ.

There do seem to be a *lot* of people just plugged into those slot machines though. That feels like the end stage, just sitting there hitting that "take 10% of my money" button over and over. and it is kinda terrible.

Not that you don't see addict behavior at table games as well. But it doesn't feel nearly as commonplace. And you're right, the poker or blackjack or pai gow tables can be fun, social places.

Rufio
Feb 6, 2003

I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!
Also if you're in Vegas, you're seeing a lot of people on vacation and partying. They might just be adults socializing like you describe. Go to the local casinos here in Louisiana and you'll spot some very sad scenes with the regulars. Even worse are the truck stop and gas station "casinos" aka video poker/slots lounges where working class dudes lose their whole paychecks before getting home for the weekend.

Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


I am in Bangkok right now. I saw someone begging for cash on the street earlier until someone selling lotto tickets walked past only to immediately buy a handful. Good luck.

One my more recent memories though was at the Plaza Hotel. I was casually just walking around late at night, I heard a scream near one of the larger electronic slot machines with larger chair where two people can sit. It was occupied by an older couple, not in the best of shape and they had won something like $12k. Not a whole lot. I know there are much, much better ways to spend money but when I saw them hold and kiss each other. It felt way different. :unsmith:

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


I listened to a podcast/documentary ep about slot machines recently - it might have been a 99% Invisible episode - but the claim there was that many chronic/degenerative slot gamblers are often more often in pursuit of a flow state rather than pursuing money, and that winning for many of them actually disrupts that flow.

Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


Baddog posted:

The majority of people in a casino have their "budget", throw it in without even thinking much about it, are nearly guaranteed to lose over the course of their trip, but it's ok.

There have been folks I've recently meet that have given me the stark realization that while I can't put a figure on it but genuinely enjoy being casino tourists. Personally, I'd rather visit Miami over even the fanciest Casino but now I at least sort of get it.

Baddog posted:

Except that they play the worst games, which encourages the casino to only spread that crap. gently caress 6:5 blackjack! Don't just play the lowest stakes because it "lasts longer", christ.

I had a long, long ride share drive with a former Blackjack dealer who started in the early 1980s. It's was even more popular back then with entire floors dedicated to Blackjack. The thing that blows my mind the loving most is how it was exclusively single deck and the Casino somehow still managed to make money because according to him the knowledge wasn't so widespread of how to count but that even the good counters would get too greedy, drunk, distracted and eventually screw up.

The funny part of about all of it was how if you actually did really well on Blackjack or any other tables games they'd just ban you playing but that's it. They wouldn't even kick you out the casino or hotel. You just simply weren't allowed to play.

Gucci Loafers fucked around with this message at 16:02 on Aug 28, 2023

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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My understanding is that while the casinos would get suspicious of you if you had a really long winning streak, if you won fifty grand they would high five you, get you dinner, comp you a hotel room... some of which was to get you to stay in the hotel and probably gamble more of it, but you'd also be a great piece of word-of-mouth advertising.

Baddog
May 12, 2001

Crosby B. Alfred posted:


The funny part of about all of it was how if you actually did really well on Blackjack or any other tables games they'd just ban you playing but that's it. They wouldn't even kick you out the casino or hotel. You just simply weren't allowed to play.


This was in the 90's but they didn't even get that dramatic with me, the floor just came over and told the dealer to start shuffling after every single hand. No drama, and effective, fair enough.

Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


What would happen if you just got and left? Would they even complain?

And can someone explain to me how in the hell good players didn't bankrupt the casinos back then? Goddamn.

Baddog
May 12, 2001

Crosby B. Alfred posted:

What would happen if you just got and left? Would they even complain?

And can someone explain to me how in the hell good players didn't bankrupt the casinos back then? Goddamn.

No, they didn't complain ;)

A good players edge is much smaller than the edge they have over a bad player... And there are so many bad players. It's like a tiny drop of their profits. (But they still don't like it).

Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
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Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




Crosby B. Alfred posted:

What would happen if you just got and left? Would they even complain?

Casinos make their money by getting a giant river of cash going through the building, then skimming off 10%-20% of it. Unless you're somehow cheating, they don't give a drat who winds up with the other 80%, just how big the river is.

Casinos might start throwing incentives at you in the hopes that you'll give back the money that you won, but any stories you hear about them trying to keep you by force or trying to sabotage your transportation so you can't leave are bullshit. They don't care that you've got a bigger share of the river, because they've got their cut no matter what.

Even in the case of throwing incentives, that's not so much about trying to get you to lose the money back as it is to show you off. Nothing makes people line up to gamble more than a big winner, and that makes the river bigger.

quote:

And can someone explain to me how in the hell good players didn't bankrupt the casinos back then? Goddamn.

There's a couple things here. First, the edge in blackjack is quite small (can be as high as %2, or as low as .5%) if everybody's playing by the book. The House always plays by the book, as The Book is printed directly onto the surface of the table. A card counter can basically flip the edge over to them, but they can't make it any bigger. By the standards of an individual, the amounts you get are pretty significant, but on the scale of casino revenues it is pretty modest.

The casino, on the other hand, has the advantage that only some customers play by the book. If you're not doing perfect play, the house edge skyrockets. Meaning that the house gets more from Billy Dumbfuck than it loses to Joe Cardsharp. The house still doesn't like it because if you get a whole table of Joe Cardsharps the numbers start adding up, but one or two counters aren't going to cripple even a casino that somehow can't detect them.


The bigger danger to casinos as far as cheating goes is slight-of-hand with the chips, something even the cameras can have trouble catching. It is pretty common for the dealers to pay out by matching your stack (which is a great way for everybody to see that the payout was fair), which gives the opportunity for a sneaky player to slip a couple extra chips on the top if they're about to win, or pull a couple off if the hand's a loser.

Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


Gnoman posted:

Casinos make their money by getting a giant river of cash going through the building, then skimming off 10%-20% of it. Unless you're somehow cheating, they don't give a drat who winds up with the other 80%, just how big the river is.

Casinos might start throwing incentives at you in the hopes that you'll give back the money that you won, but any stories you hear about them trying to keep you by force or trying to sabotage your transportation so you can't leave are bullshit. They don't care that you've got a bigger share of the river, because they've got their cut no matter what.

Even in the case of throwing incentives, that's not so much about trying to get you to lose the money back as it is to show you off. Nothing makes people line up to gamble more than a big winner, and that makes the river bigger.

It's funny how people take the movie Casino seriously but it's such a good movie.

https://twitter.com/MichaelWarbur17/status/1696157117135102241?s=20

Back to Casinos, I thought it was super interesting how if you get a jackpot on the big video slot machines it absolutely lights the hell up letting everyone around you know that you just won. The amount of psychology at play is very, very interesting.

Gnoman posted:

There's a couple things here. First, the edge in blackjack is quite small (can be as high as %2, or as low as .5%) if everybody's playing by the book. The House always plays by the book, as The Book is printed directly onto the surface of the table. A card counter can basically flip the edge over to them, but they can't make it any bigger. By the standards of an individual, the amounts you get are pretty significant, but on the scale of casino revenues it is pretty modest.

The casino, on the other hand, has the advantage that only some customers play by the book. If you're not doing perfect play, the house edge skyrockets. Meaning that the house gets more from Billy Dumbfuck than it loses to Joe Cardsharp. The house still doesn't like it because if you get a whole table of Joe Cardsharps the numbers start adding up, but one or two counters aren't going to cripple even a casino that somehow can't detect them.

The bigger danger to casinos as far as cheating goes is slight-of-hand with the chips, something even the cameras can have trouble catching. It is pretty common for the dealers to pay out by matching your stack (which is a great way for everybody to see that the payout was fair), which gives the opportunity for a sneaky player to slip a couple extra chips on the top if they're about to win, or pull a couple off if the hand's a loser.

Makes sense but for the more seasoned employees... do you guys think the popular casino games like Blackjack will still exist in the next decade? I'm amazed that most of the Vegas Strip is now 6:5 blackjack with weird rules such as you can only split once, etc. at some point you are going to hit the limits of human emotion overriding our logic or some such thing.

Gucci Loafers fucked around with this message at 13:00 on Aug 29, 2023

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Crosby B. Alfred posted:

And can someone explain to me how in the hell good players didn't bankrupt the casinos back then? Goddamn.

Being a good player is hard, stressful work that requires pretty heavy concentration. To really make money at it, you need to treat it like a job. Plus, while you can tilt the odds in your favor, you can't get rid of the odds all together. You can't treat your winnings like 100% profit, they also have to float you past the days you lose.

Maybe none of that will stop you if you're determined and have the math skills, but its enough to winnow out a lot of people who'll decide "I could get a job at the DMV and have a less stressful career."

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
I went into my local small UK city casino at like 11am once to ask about the poker timetable for the coming week and jfc there's nothing more depressing than a handful of miserable old blokes throwing their pensions away in silence.

I still think the most depressing thing I witnessed in a casino was as a student in my early twenties, watching a middle aged man putting about five grand a spin on roulette, missing every single one, then getting up and leaving after losing more than my entire student loan over the course of about twenty minutes. He was bizarrely completely emotionless throughout. To this day I don't know if that was because he was just rich as hell and didn't care, or if he was straight down to jump in the river afterwards.

Crosby B. Alfred posted:


And can someone explain to me how in the hell good players didn't bankrupt the casinos back then? Goddamn.

It's completely impossible to be a +ev player in a casino outside of extremely specific cases like very competent card counters, and to do that you need to 1) put in so much work and hours you basically have to treat it like a real job, 2) deal with a pretty harsh working environment because they can and will back you off/ban you if they suspect you're doing it, generally get very hostile and treat you like a criminal with threats etc while doing so, and sometimes make it very hard to actually collect your winnings*, 3) be willing and able to travel constantly to new casinos on account of being banned from local ones, and 4) have a pretty sizeable bankroll to start with to deal with bad runs, and be comfortable with knowing you might just lose it if things go wrong. Those factors weed out all but the most talented and committed, because 99% of people would rather just get a normal job with a guaranteed income.

You did used to have a few other cases like that mathemician who made millions after recording thousands of spins on specific roulette tables and worked out which numbers the wheel favoured on account of minute structural deviations, wear and tear etc, but again that required heaps of work and specialist knowledge, and casinos are much more careful these days to put measures in place to prevent similar, for example by using better designed wheels and swapping them out regularly.

*in the old days when casinos were often mob owned there was also a good chance you'd get your legs broken. That's not going to happen today thankfully!

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



Crosby B. Alfred posted:

It's funny how people take the movie Casino seriously but it's such a good movie.

https://twitter.com/MichaelWarbur17/status/1696157117135102241?s=20

Back to Casinos, I thought it was super interesting how if you get a jackpot on the big video slot machines it absolutely lights the hell up letting everyone around you know that you just won. The amount of psychology at play is very, very interesting.

Makes sense but for the more seasoned employees... do you guys think the popular casino games like Blackjack will still exist in the next decade? I'm amazed that most of the Vegas Strip is now 6:5 blackjack with weird rules such as you can only split once, etc. at some point you are going to hit the limits of human emotion overriding our logic or some such thing.

Blackjack is never going away. The typical player doesn't know the difference between 6:5 and 3:2, and for a lot of tourist gamblers (either the ones who are on a "gambling trip" or the ones who are just there to party and stop by a table for a bit before/after hitting the club/pool/shows), the ONLY game they know is blackjack.

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

CommonShore posted:

I listened to a podcast/documentary ep about slot machines recently - it might have been a 99% Invisible episode - but the claim there was that many chronic/degenerative slot gamblers are often more often in pursuit of a flow state rather than pursuing money, and that winning for many of them actually disrupts that flow.

Slot machines hit my ADHD monkey brain just right and yeah it's definitely about flow for me.

I have to stay away from the fuckers to be honest, there's nothing else for it.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Slot machines I think hit a similar dopamine drip as scrolling through tiktok for hours. But with the added bonus of having that dream that you could hit the maximum jackpot and solve all your money problems, because it really is genuinely possible.

Humans are incredibly bad at differentiating between long odds and odds that are a hundred or a thousand times longer. Like on paper/intellectually you probably understand the difference between a 1/1000 chance and a 1/1000000 chance, but your gut doesn't.

Baddog
May 12, 2001

Leperflesh posted:

Slot machines I think hit a similar dopamine drip as scrolling through tiktok for hours. But with the added bonus of having that dream that you could hit the maximum jackpot and solve all your money problems, because it really is genuinely possible.

Humans are incredibly bad at differentiating between long odds and odds that are a hundred or a thousand times longer. Like on paper/intellectually you probably understand the difference between a 1/1000 chance and a 1/1000000 chance, but your gut doesn't.

Yep, and then on the other side, most people seem to think that anything greater than 90% or so is pretty much *guaranteed*.

That 1/x shot comes up a lot more often than you would think.

Vavrek
Mar 2, 2013

I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque, or credit card?

CellBlock posted:

Blackjack is never going away. The typical player doesn't know the difference between 6:5 and 3:2,

Hi, it's me, the typical player. I don't know what either of those are. I know what blackjack is and most often encounter it in video games, because I never go to casinos.

What's 6:5, 3:2? What's the difference between them?

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
6:5 pays 6:5 on a blackjack, 3:2 pays 3:2. So if you bet a tenner on the latter you get 15 back, but only 12 on the former. It increases house edge astronomically. You'd be very foolish to play on a 6:5 table where a 3:2 is available, but I think 6:5s are mostly an American thing, kind of like double zero roulette. I've certainly never seen one here in the UK. Say what you want about the states but they're extremely good at figuring out new and inventive ways to rinse people.

ThomasPaine fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Aug 29, 2023

Vavrek
Mar 2, 2013

I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque, or credit card?

ThomasPaine posted:

6:5 pays 6:5 on a blackjack, 3:2 pays 3:2. So if you bet a tenner on the latter you get 15 back, but only 12 on the former. It increases house edge astronomically. You'd be very foolish to play on a 6:5 table where a 3:2 is available, but I think 6:5s are mostly an American thing, kind of like double zero roulette. I've certainly never seen one here in the UK. Say what you want about the states but they're extremely good at figuring out new and inventive ways to rinse people.

Ah! That makes sense, and makes me realize that I'd never really considered the difference in payout between a blackjack and just, like, having a better hand than the dealer. (Which cursory searches online tells me normally pays out 1:1.)

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

ThomasPaine posted:

6:5 pays 6:5 on a blackjack, 3:2 pays 3:2. So if you bet a tenner on the latter you get 15 back, but only 12 on the former. It increases house edge astronomically. You'd be very foolish to play on a 6:5 table where a 3:2 is available, but I think 6:5s are mostly an American thing, kind of like double zero roulette. I've certainly never seen one here in the UK. Say what you want about the states but they're extremely good at figuring out new and inventive ways to rinse people.

It's hilarious to hear double zero described as "mostly an American" thing. Those're old news, we're rocking triple zeroes now! :suicide:

Baddog
May 12, 2001
I was kinda hoping that with the proliferation of casinos across the US that people would become a little more educated about gaming.

gravitate to games with better odds, stay away from the pure poo poo. But no, its a mad dash to the bottom.

I guess when the average US consumer has become habituated to lottery scratchers over decades now, anything is better.

Ritz On Toppa Ritz
Oct 14, 2006

You're not allowed to crumble unless I say so.
I personally love poker and craps and stay away from slots except for the odd ‘gently caress it let’s see how fast I can lose $20-50 bucks.’

I’ve never seen the appeal for ‘stupid slots’ but many times when I’ve talked to folks that love the slots - they say they are intimidated by the other games.

To each their own I guess.

For the AMA:

I’m more intrigued by how casinos run in general. I was in a restaurant at the Cosmopolitan in Vegas and a woman passed out in a table near us. Whole other groups of folks were having a good time and the restaurant snuck in an EMT that was wearing a really nice suit. The woman turned out to just be beyond wasted but I really admired how slick and professional the whole situation was. People were about 10 feet away and completely oblivious to what was happening.

Any other examples of how smooth casino operations are with regards to handling potential panic situations?

Baddog
May 12, 2001

Ritz On Toppa Ritz posted:

Any other examples of how smooth casino operations are with regards to handling potential panic situations?

The one time I went to the track, went up to make a bet and everyone was kinda staring over my shoulder, even the cashiers. Turned around and like 10 feet away there were 2 EMTs putting a goddamn sheet over this old dude.

I was like "oh poo poo uhh I'll come back later". And the cashier was like "nah nah come 'ere hun, whatdya want?"

The most surreal-rear end poo poo. I placed the bet though, lol. But have not been back, that experience was just way too degenerate. And yes, 99% of the people in the place were oblivious that a guy had just died right there in front of the counter.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Ritz On Toppa Ritz posted:

I personally love poker and craps and stay away from slots except for the odd ‘gently caress it let’s see how fast I can lose $20-50 bucks.’

I’ve never seen the appeal for ‘stupid slots’ but many times when I’ve talked to folks that love the slots - they say they are intimidated by the other games.

To each their own I guess.
They can definitely be fun, especially the more video'd up, gimmicky ones. Find a youtube stream of somebody playing one (yes, they exist) -- it's genuinely entertaining to just watch the reels spin and have a bunch of flashy nonsense go off. Double points if said flashy nonsense is an IP you like.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Baddog posted:

I was kinda hoping that with the proliferation of casinos across the US that people would become a little more educated about gaming.

gravitate to games with better odds, stay away from the pure poo poo. But no, its a mad dash to the bottom.

I guess when the average US consumer has become habituated to lottery scratchers over decades now, anything is better.

Back when I worked in a casino, the big new thing the suits were excited/worried about was Puzzle & Dragon. To hear them describe it, it was a gambling game where even when the player wins they don't get any money.

I don't know how many people outside the business would describe a free-to-play games in those exact terms, but it's stuck with me, especially seeing how gatcha has proliferated since then.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Baddog posted:

Yep, and then on the other side, most people seem to think that anything greater than 90% or so is pretty much *guaranteed*.
Anyone who's ever played X-Com knows this is a drat lie.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

Schwarzwald posted:

Back when I worked in a casino, the big new thing the suits were excited/worried about was Puzzle & Dragon. To hear them describe it, it was a gambling game where even when the player wins they don't get any money.

I don't know how many people outside the business would describe a free-to-play games in those exact terms, but it's stuck with me, especially seeing how gatcha has proliferated since then.

When you hear it described that way (or otherwise realize what's going on) it's hard to think of them as anything else, and it's why I stay away from them. Exact same psychological tricks and bullshit, the only difference is that you can't cash out your credits for anything of value.

leper khan
Dec 28, 2010
Honest to god thinks Half Life 2 is a bad game. But at least he likes Monster Hunter.

Zamujasa posted:

When you hear it described that way (or otherwise realize what's going on) it's hard to think of them as anything else, and it's why I stay away from them. Exact same psychological tricks and bullshit, the only difference is that you can't cash out your credits for anything of value.

Because you can't cash out, mobile games can do a bunch of poo poo that casino games can't.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



ThomasPaine posted:

6:5 pays 6:5 on a blackjack, 3:2 pays 3:2. So if you bet a tenner on the latter you get 15 back, but only 12 on the former. It increases house edge astronomically. You'd be very foolish to play on a 6:5 table where a 3:2 is available, but I think 6:5s are mostly an American thing, kind of like double zero roulette. I've certainly never seen one here in the UK. Say what you want about the states but they're extremely good at figuring out new and inventive ways to rinse people.

3:2 tables will frequently have other bullshit to recapture the edge like giant shoes or lovely rules. If you see a 3:2 one or two deck game sit around and watch the fun, it's bait for foolish advantage players.

Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


CellBlock posted:

Blackjack is never going away.

Baddog posted:

I was kinda hoping that with the proliferation of casinos across the US that people would become a little more educated about gaming.

gravitate to games with better odds, stay away from the pure poo poo. But no, its a mad dash to the bottom.

There has to be... a point though where the win rate even for terrible droolers stop playing? Society is going to learn at some point, right?

Even aside from blackjack just regular games. What's also interesting is that around 2010(?) was the first time the Las Vegas Strip started making more on concerts, events, food, etc. than gambling and there's a huge push to get away from gambling as the primary attraction.

Midjack posted:

3:2 tables will frequently have other bullshit to recapture the edge like giant shoes or lovely rules. If you see a 3:2 one or two deck game sit around and watch the fun, it's bait for foolish advantage players.

It's totally a thing. I keep coming across rules like you can only split face cards.

Gucci Loafers fucked around with this message at 08:50 on Aug 30, 2023

Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


Schwarzwald posted:

Being a good player is hard, stressful work that requires pretty heavy concentration. To really make money at it, you need to treat it like a job. Plus, while you can tilt the odds in your favor, you can't get rid of the odds all together. You can't treat your winnings like 100% profit, they also have to float you past the days you lose.

ThomasPaine posted:

It's completely impossible to be a +ev player in a casino outside of extremely specific cases like very competent card counters, and to do that you need to 1) put in so much work and hours you basically have to treat it like a real job, 2) deal with a pretty harsh working environment because they can and will back you off/ban you if they suspect you're doing it, generally get very hostile and treat you like a criminal with threats etc while doing so, and sometimes make it very hard to actually collect your winnings*, 3) be willing and able to travel constantly to new casinos on account of being banned from local ones, and 4) have a pretty sizeable bankroll to start with to deal with bad runs, and be comfortable with knowing you might just lose it if things go wrong. Those factors weed out all but the most talented and committed, because 99% of people would rather just get a normal job with a guaranteed income.

I totally get this too but if it was single-deck blackjack vs. now where you have four or six decks it makes counting much, much more difficult. I'm thinking I would destroy single deck but then again is the pre-internet era. People just didn't know as much.

On another note, I originally got into counting blackjack with movie 21 came out. I lost a little but the biggest realization to me was doing IT work at one of the older casinos. They had a blackjack card counting team show up and take something like $10k+ on a Friday night. The kicker was that the floor manage sent security footage of the whole team to the Gambling Commissioner. She then sent it to every single Casino and even Bars with Blackjack to have them banned from playing anywhere in the whole State.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Crosby B. Alfred posted:

Even aside from blackjack just regular games. What's also interesting is that around 2010(?) was the first time the Las Vegas Strip started making more on concerts, events, food, etc. than gambling and there's a huge push to get away from gambling as the primary attraction.
Smart, IMO. Legalized gambling is only gonna keep spreading, and every state that legalizes it takes away some of Vegas' attraction as The Place You Can Go To Gamble. Leaning into their strength -- that they're already a massive tourist attraction with a ton of hotels and flashy buildings -- is a good move. Who says the tourists have to show up to gamble? They just have to show up.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
I'm not a card counter but instinctively I feel like single deck would actually make it harder to count because the whole premise is keeping a running total of how the deck is weighted wrt high and low cards. A single deck game (which I can't imagine existing today without a pile of additional weird rules) is almost certainly going to be shuffled every hand, so the best you'll get is being last to act with the max number of players. Whereas a 4 deck shoe might be in play for a good few hands meaning you have the time to establish a decent count. The sweet spot is getting the longest time playing with the smallest shoe. There were plenty of very smart people around in the old days of casinos and there were more ways to exploit vulnerabilities, but there's a reason every mathematician didn't go make millions in Vegas - it was still very difficult to do.

Midjack posted:

3:2 tables will frequently have other bullshit to recapture the edge like giant shoes or lovely rules. If you see a 3:2 one or two deck game sit around and watch the fun, it's bait for foolish advantage players.

Fwiw here in Europe you occasionally get tables with weird rules but 99% of games are standard 3:2 blackjack. They usually have side bets like 21+3 and perfect pairs (which are sucker bets I can't help but play lol) but it's rare to get any rules like only splitting face cards. I guess the casino knows the game is profitable so why scare off gamblers by stopping pretending it's even remotely fair? Maybe in places like Vegas they just realise they'll get customers regardless so who cares, full mask off bullshit.

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Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


I feel like the 2000s era of Vegas was an open secret of sex and drugs. Now it's... meticulously designed posh hotel resorts with whatever celerity playing that weekend.

It seems to be working.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
I think you're thinking more of old school 60s Vegas really

Easy to romanticise but I'm not sure I'd like playing somewhere there was a good chance I'd end up in a hole in the desert if I pissed off the casino too much.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

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90s Vegas was already very converted into being more family friendly. Circus Circus, Excalibur and.. some other hotels all had carnival games where you could dump your kids off while you went off to gamble.

Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


Interesting, what era was the whole... "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas." tagline?

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ThomasPaine posted:

I think you're thinking more of old school 60s Vegas really

Easy to romanticise but I'm not sure I'd like playing somewhere there was a good chance I'd end up in a hole in the desert if I pissed off the casino too much.

Random people getting abused or killed by making the mob mad is largely myth. That kind of thing is bad for business, and it brings down the heat. Mobsters killed other mobsters, not customers.

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