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Frazzbo posted:Bugger King But enough about Prince Andrew
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1491 When you're seated, you have to either pick the Old World or New World section, and all of the ingredients are limited to stuff that was there pre-Columbian exchange—no garlic and onion with tomatoes. The New World section is also the smoking section. Airconswitch fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Jan 14, 2022 |
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Jan 14, 2022 18:21
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Cumtown: A restaurant where all the dishes are from those semen cookbooks. You can BYOS but there's a fee.
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Jan 14, 2022 19:10
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Airconswitch posted:1491 Also if you order potatoes in the new world section, they give you the poisonous flowers of the potato plant, instead of actual potatoes.
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Tooters It's like Hooters, but instead of objectified waitresses in tight shirts and short shorts who pretend that you're funny and charming for tips and hate their job, you're served by big fat sweaty dudes in assless chaps who live on a diet of bratwurst, boiled cabbage and beer and fart uncontrollably and constantly and they are quite happy to do so.
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Jan 14, 2022 21:47
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A restaurant in which all food items are packaged and served out of crane games w/heat lamps, if you're good you can win a whole meal for $2
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Jan 14, 2022 22:10
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"fed up" with high burial fees? "hungry" for a more satisfying end to your loved one's life? well come on down to The Bar-B-Torium! we'll slow-roast them in their own juices until the meat is fall-off-the-bone tender - no matter if you've lost a juicy plump baby or a withered stringy grandmother, our experienced chefs have the perfect preparation to send them off to the afterlife while appreciating one last time their corporeal form. you'll never be apart from your dearly departed once they're a part of you!
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Jan 14, 2022 22:19
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je1 healthcare posted:A restaurant in which all food items are packaged and served out of crane games w/heat lamps, if you're good you can win a whole meal for $2 This is Tad's Steakhouse
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Jan 14, 2022 23:46
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an all egg and squid restauraunt called 'Get Kraken'
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Jan 14, 2022 23:48
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Diners, Drive-ins and Divas It looks like a places that Guy Fieri always goes to but all the wait staff is in drag. Wait.....that's a GOOD idea.
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Jan 14, 2022 23:53
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spaghetti weave its just a giant zelda level fuckin hive of spaghetti reaching a thousand feet into the sky and wipping and lashing you. you cannot tell where the blood ends and where the sweet secret recipe red sauce begins. you're just being pummeled by loving boulders
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Jan 14, 2022 23:56
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The Grill of Sisyphus You order, and your waiter tells you sorry, the kitchen is running behind, it'll be the next thing out though don't worry. You never get your food and you're never allowed to leave.
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Jan 15, 2022 00:00
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The Low Sodium Cracker Barrel
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Jan 15, 2022 00:05
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Restaurant where all the staff are working from home, including the chefs.
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Jan 15, 2022 00:08
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Arby's
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Jan 15, 2022 00:18
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Jose Oquendo posted:Cumtown: A restaurant where all the dishes are from those semen cookbooks. You can BYOS but there's a fee. Ok I know fancy restaurants are not supposed to have too big and varied menu, but maybe throw in some menstrual blood patties and black pudding as well?
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Jan 15, 2022 01:19
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Xaintrailles posted:Restaurant where all the staff are working from home, including the chefs.
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Jan 15, 2022 01:38
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The Alchemist posted:Ok I know fancy restaurants are not supposed to have too big and varied menu, but maybe throw in some menstrual blood patties and black pudding as well? Fanny Pudding
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Jan 15, 2022 01:41
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Bonzo posted:Fanny Pudding 
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20 Blunts posted:spaghetti weave its just a giant zelda level fuckin hive of spaghetti reaching a thousand feet into the sky and wipping and lashing you. you cannot tell where the blood ends and where the sweet secret recipe red sauce begins. you're just being pummeled by loving boulders Was with you right up until it was a sweet sauce on the spaghetti  e: A restaurant where you show up at the restaurant with your own ingredients and they prepare a meal using those ingredients and the staples found in their kitchen pantry .random fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Jan 15, 2022 |
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Jan 15, 2022 02:47
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gleebster posted:And all leftovers from different restaurants. Saves on running a kitchen, and a small part of that saving is passed on to YOU! I'd go there all the time if it was a good discount and reasonable food, gently caress waste.
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Jan 15, 2022 23:30
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A restaurant where you get a haircut while you eat your food.
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Jan 15, 2022 23:41
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Crazy Achmed posted:gently caress waste. That’s their sister facility. If no one ends up eating the leftovers, they can be your Sloppy Seconds 
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Jan 15, 2022 23:41
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more and more people are discovering the magic of sungazing, or gathering all needed nourishment directly from the sun by using special "solar receptors" hidden deep within the retina. the only drawbacks of this naturally organic and healthful practice are that it's hard to eat on cloudy days, and if you're in a rush you may not be able to dedicate the 4+ hours of sun-staring needed per day. but now, for the first time ever, everybody is able to sungaze to their eye's content regardless of their location or schedule! at The Sun Hut, we use powerful laser beams to give you all the energy you need in just a few short microseconds. and for you competitive eaters out there we'll see if your eyes are bigger than your stomach when you try out the Gigawatt Challenge!
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Jan 15, 2022 23:54
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The Iced Soup Company
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Jan 16, 2022 00:56
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no pubes yet sorry posted:The Iced Soup Company Is this like soup flavored ice cream? Shaved ice soup? A brick of soup frozen solid? I think there’s potential here
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Jan 16, 2022 01:01
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The Blade blood rave scene, but it's minestrone.
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Jan 16, 2022 01:47
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A restaurant that serves soup directly to your bloodstream via IV and there's comfortable couches to lounge on during and after your meal E: also you can sub out the soup for heroin.
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Jan 16, 2022 02:06
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A restaurant where if you leave a 1 star review you get kidnapped and sold as chattel.
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Jan 16, 2022 02:26
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Jose Oquendo posted:Cumtown: A restaurant where all the dishes are from those semen cookbooks. You can BYOS but there's a fee. Uhh if you're biologically male aren't you always bringing semen wherever you go?
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Jan 16, 2022 02:28
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A restaurant where the waitstaff is made up of has-been celebrities like Danny Bonaduce and Kato Kalin but the head chef is Lindsay Lohan
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Jan 16, 2022 02:54
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I think Danny Bonaduce is dead?
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Jan 16, 2022 02:55
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A restaurant where all the food is made from play-doh
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Jan 16, 2022 03:00
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A restaurant where all the waitstaff are dead
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Jan 16, 2022 03:25
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Outrail posted:A restaurant where all the waitstaff are dead add “inside” and there’s damned few restaurants to which this doesn’t apply ime
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Jan 16, 2022 03:34
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interwhat posted:Arby's Arby's but instead of "We have the meats!" it's "We have the feets!" and they only serve feet. Feet fingers, feet nuggets, roast feet, bone-in feet, boneless feet. Add a toe $0.79 Add a big toe $1.19
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Jan 16, 2022 03:35
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a restaurant that only sells ground eggs
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Jan 16, 2022 03:52
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A restaurant where you have a delicious meal and only when you’re done eating do you realize that they cut off your legs, cooked them, and served them to you.
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Jan 16, 2022 04:34
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Aardvark! posted:a restaurant that only sells ground
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