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Rogue0071
Dec 8, 2009

Grey Hunter's next target.

This ref in the Revs-NYCFC game has given three penalties before half to NYCFC, only one of which was actually a penalty, as well as a completely horseshit red card.

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Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


whypick1 posted:

I know this is 99.999999% bullshit because of the source, but I really want to see this happen for all the lols:

https://twitter.com/MailSport/status/1545358940258566147

More reputable source but still, lol
https://twitter.com/SoccerInsider/status/1545795204858499072?t=zJoWbBsdU_iPqXA6-RCVwg&s=19

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


Quite enjoying all of the salty sounder fans who are (rightfully) mad at Penso for missing that PK but have nothing to say about Ruidaz clanking the post on a sitter.

yeah, the CCL win is an important milestone but gently caress Seattle and this is a delicious marinade

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.


We need players who can actually play well, not pooshited retirees to pretend they are a coach.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Rogue0071 posted:

This ref in the Revs-NYCFC game has given three penalties before half to NYCFC, only one of which was actually a penalty, as well as a completely horseshit red card.

lol

https://twitter.com/jeff_lemieux/status/1546266288850452480

(It was only 2 PKs this time)

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Jul 11, 2022

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Holy poo poo is this actually happening? :psyduck:

https://twitter.com/MLSist/status/1546302815483711490?s=20&t=yUGlMqRCfhtHwso-KR5fIQ

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!



https://twitter.com/SoccerInsider/status/1546301834129719296?s=20&t=xZDTTSZzrIy-Ux054LtYwQ

Lmao.

I'm an embodiment of this right now

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Maybe he's just in town really early to catch Everton's friendly in Baltimore :v:

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


I'll believe anything at this point.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2022/07/10/wayne-rooney-dc-united-coach/

quote:

Rooney will bring an assistant with him from English circles, that person said, and attempt to persuade players he knows to sign with United during the transfer window, which is open until Aug. 4. Among the targets: Uruguayan forward Luis Suárez, the 35-year-old former Liverpool, Barcelona and Atlético Madrid star who is a free agent.

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


from one dysfunctional DC to another


e: and their soccer team is bad too :dadjoke:

Doctor Teeth fucked around with this message at 15:28 on Jul 11, 2022

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
In not-Wayne Rooney news: your daily reminder that pretty much every sports owner is terrible as the Fire's new training facility will be built on land previously promised for affordable housing. Not saying Chicago's city government isn't also culpable in this, but this is not a good look.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Landon Donovan is apparently one of the finalists for the Earthquakes job.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
We have an All-Star Game roster

It'd be cool if neither of the players from my team actually played because they need to stop getting injured kthxbye

edit: Wayne Rooney is officially DC's coach because we are living in the stupidest timeline

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Jul 12, 2022

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



gently caress me the DC soccer "press" as it is is just absolutely milking Rooney, like a loving article a day from everyone its silly

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Ciprian Maricon posted:

gently caress me the DC soccer "press" as it is is just absolutely milking Rooney, like a loving article a day from everyone its silly
Well, why wouldn't they? This feels like it came pretty much out of nowhere.

Also :lol: at Colleen

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

DC traded Gressel to Vancouver for dollarydoos. We also didn’t tell Gressel and he found out via press tweet.

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
Good: bringing in an actually competent wingback for surprisingly few Garberbucks

Bad: would have been nice if he had been warned and we could presume he wanted to play for us!

Worse: contributing to the misery of the surprisingly high number of DCU fans I like

Better: contributing to the misery of all the Atlanta fans that wanted him back, because gently caress'em

Dallan Invictus fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Jul 15, 2022

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

I can’t imagine a professional like Gressel won’t play hard for Vancouver or whoever he was traded to. He’s never come across as unprofessional and hard working.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Atlanta's president is departing for Newcastle and there's talk of Garth Lagerway being courted for the job and gently caress off Atlanta you already took one of our coaches :argh:

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

The Rooney era is almost seeing it's first signing. It's Luis Suarez. Just kidding, it's Jamaican international superstar from Derby County Ravel Morrison. We're also paying him 3x his Derby salary. A guy with 4 goals over 36 games deserves the best we have to give.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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whypick1 posted:

Atlanta's president is departing for Newcastle and there's talk of Garth Lagerway being courted for the job and gently caress off Atlanta you already took one of our coaches :argh:

A Sounders fan complaining about someone else poaching their coaches :thunk:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
:siren: The Revs MIGHT be getting their own stadium :siren:

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

I live pretty close to here and that whole area is a loving industrial shithole (and the casino which is its own special kind of shithole). It would be nice to put something there that isn’t an auto body shop that is actually a money laundering front or an abandoned parking lot. The article is right that there’s little to no public transit options though. Best you can do is probably take the train to one of the stations that has a shuttle to the casino and just walk.

Would be nice but I’m not holding my breath. The mayor of Everett is notoriously corrupt, but maybe that’s a good thing since he and Kraft are both high level white collar criminals.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I don't care how cliché it is, I'm going to sit here and pout about Seattle probably not making the playoffs this year and none of you can stop me.

Feel free to throw this back at me if Seattle makes it to #2 in the West as seems to be the norm.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

whypick1 posted:

I don't care how cliché it is, I'm going to sit here and pout about Seattle probably not making the playoffs this year and none of you can stop me.

Feel free to throw this back at me if Seattle makes it to #2 in the West as seems to be the norm.
It's Brian Schmetzer. His whole thing with Seattle has been lovely first halves followed by amazing form and a deep playoff run.

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

whypick1 posted:

I don't care how cliché it is, I'm going to sit here and pout about Seattle probably not making the playoffs this year and none of you can stop me.

Feel free to throw this back at me if Seattle makes it to #2 in the West as seems to be the norm.

it’s MLS, poo poo gets real weird out of nowhere.

like the Timbers being trash in 2015 then having a hot streak through the playoffs then scoring a 27 second goal during the final, which they then won

or the Sounders winning the cup without a single loving shot on frame

this league is a trainwreck so hold your boo-boo face back for a few weeks, you KNOW how this works by now!!

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


taty to girona

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1549089417222037504

Jovial Cow
Sep 7, 2006

inherently good

Wish this would’ve happened before Sunday.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
Posting in here to lol at Chelsea and Everton.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Pungry posted:

Posting in here to lol at Chelsea and Everton.

Looks like he's in perfect form for the English National Team:

https://twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1549947475229908992

As for lols going in the other direction:

https://twitter.com/MaxBretosSports/status/1549566945829146625

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Turns out Lingards connection to DC United was... surprisingly... bullshit.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
https://twitter.com/AustinFC/status/1553032104635777032

Former teammate of Driussi, so I'd expect them to team up on a few goals.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

With Ruidiaz out the Sounders can't score, with Joao Paulo out they can't defend, maybe they should be looking for someone to help out in this transfer window, instead of doing literally nothing.

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


gaga to chelsea

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1553517047199457291

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
good luck in france, kid

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

paddyboat posted:

good luck in france, kid

Do Chelsea not send people to Vitesse anymore?

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Gigi Galli posted:

Do Chelsea not send people to Vitesse anymore?

probably, I forgot about them and just recall them dumping a bunch of children in france too.

happy for him but some days, he’s the only thing keeping Chicago from getting clobbered

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
I think they send all their young players on loan in England now

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Providence, Rhode Island, just approved 60 million to build a 1,000 seat stadium. Are we getting a Rhode Island team in the future? That would be funny.

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Shammypants posted:

Providence, Rhode Island, just approved 60 million to build a 1,000 seat stadium. Are we getting a Rhode Island team in the future? That would be funny.

It's a bit small, but anything for the Revolution to leave Gillette Stadium.

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