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Are multivitamins a scam?
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No
Goku (who notably does not take a multivitamin)
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mexican willie
Mar 17, 2007

because Doug Flutie rules?

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Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



What's up vitamin gang. I took my daily this morning and ate it with some tostones. I did not bother making a main dish because I am in a bit of a hurry this morning. Still, I can only assume today my body has been enriched.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Doc Fission posted:

What's up vitamin gang. I took my daily this morning and ate it with some tostones. I did not bother making a main dish because I am in a bit of a hurry this morning. Still, I can only assume today my body has been enriched.

Rope report?

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Smugworth posted:

Rope report?

If you don't get outta here with your ropes :argh:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
this thread saved christmas, it's a gbs miracle

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I only eat individual vitamins

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



I get all my vitamins the tucker carlson way: By tanning my balls in the sun.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


ManBoyChef posted:

I get all my vitamins the tucker carlson way: By tanning my balls in the sun.

Rope report?

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Smugworth posted:

Rope report?

Thicker than the ropes they use on tugboats

so ropey that the hookers gotta chew before they....ugh i can't even complete this....too gross

ManBoyChef fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Dec 3, 2022

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just like shamans drinking moose piss laced with psychedelic mushrooms, some vitamins require further processing for bioavailability

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Colonel Cancer posted:

Just like shamans drinking moose piss laced with psychedelic mushrooms, some vitamins require further processing for bioavailability

where can one procure some of this sacred piss? asking for a certain big wet president.

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
Are the shaman just wandering around looking for high mooses, and then following them around real steathy with a bucket in the hopes of catching a trickle of piss?

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Shaman guzzle the piss of all woodland creatures to diagnose any health issues for them. Getting a moose that is high on mushrooms is just a perquisite to that line of work.

mexican willie
Mar 17, 2007

yes, please don't tell the mooses

TelevisedInsanity
Dec 19, 2008

"You'll never know if you can fly unless you take the risk of falling."
Are olly gummy vitamins any good? I see them at target all the time, but I don't know that they taste like or if they "work".

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

TelevisedInsanity posted:

Are olly gummy vitamins any good? I see them at target all the time, but I don't know that they taste like or if they "work".

They taste good.

The melatonin ones are great.

The Olly Viagra gummy works well.

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



the olly viagra what

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Doc Fission posted:

the olly viagra what

you heard him

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

i dry swallow a single penny a day. 1996 or older

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Noblesse Obliged posted:

i dry swallow a single penny a day. 1996 or older

Rope report?

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Smugworth posted:

Rope report?

conductive

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

ManBoyChef posted:

everyone knows Total is completely bogus and its mostly just saw dust and toaster leavings.

You CUM saw dust and toaster leavings!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Been taking these for a while now and let me tell you the phrase “huge multi” isn’t referring to the size of the pill.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Been taking these for a while now and let me tell you the phrase “huge multi” isn’t referring to the size of the pill.



what's it referring to bro

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

ManBoyChef posted:

where can one procure some of this sacred piss? asking for a certain big wet president.

Any of the Sami in the Nordics can get you some for enough money.

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse
It's not moose piss though, it's reindeer piss.

You just need a reindeer herder who knows where the mushrooms grow, they're native in the Nordics.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Smugworth posted:

what's it referring to bro

The size and frequency of my cums

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

The size and frequency of my cums

I thought so

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

The size and frequency of my cums

STOP ENCOURAGING SMUGWORTH

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

endlessmonotony posted:

It's not moose piss though, it's reindeer piss.

You just need a reindeer herder who knows where the mushrooms grow, they're native in the Nordics.

so I was collecting all this moose piss for nothing!?!? gently caress. No wonder no shamen took me seriously

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Sup guys just checking in with a real quick rope report.

Fat ropes

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

They taste good.

The melatonin ones are great.

The Olly Viagra gummy works well.

Are they shaped like bears or dicks?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

Sup guys just checking in with a real quick rope report.

Fat ropes

Sick gains bro

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Jesustheastronaut! posted:

Sup guys just checking in with a real quick rope report.

Fat ropes

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



I put peter north to shame now that Im on this reindeer piss, niacin, and zinc regimen. Also...after about five times only smoke comes out.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

ManBoyChef posted:

Also...after about five times only smoke comes out.

In a good way?

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

I had to come back to this thread for cum content because I got a sixer for posting about cum in another thread. Perhaps because I was joking about cum, and not taking it seriously enough.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Prof. Crocodile posted:

I had to come back to this thread for cum content because I got a sixer for posting about cum in another thread. Perhaps because I was joking about cum, and not taking it seriously enough.

Welcome back to the fold, here's your gang tag

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Stoatbringer posted:

In a good way?

its actually kinda like the ghosts that come out of the ark in indiana jones

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

ManBoyChef posted:

its actually kinda like the ghosts that come out of the ark in indiana jones

"Oh God I'm cumming! CLOSE YOUR EYES! DO NOT LOOK!"

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