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fist4jesus posted:Ok here we go. This is what you animals have been waiting for. Not as bad as I was expecting with the talk of blood. With rotting blood, maggots and other creatures become a real possibility. I guess the high level of ammonia kept anything from living in it?
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fist4jesus posted:Poor cat has cable ties as a collar ffs Wtf is this poo poo
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Oct 6, 2016 09:33
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Yeah, please remove it op
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unpacked robinhood posted:Wtf is this poo poo A cat from the future.
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Oct 6, 2016 09:51
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Like, what is even the point of a cable tie collar? I don't even know. It's killing me and my mind is racing. I need to sit down and think. Was the cat once a hdmi cable... No. It can't have been. Cat cable?
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Oct 6, 2016 12:04
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Maybe I'm too generous, but couldn't it be an old anti-tick / flea collar? Those often are basically softer cable ties.
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Oct 6, 2016 12:08
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OP is cool and so is his grandpa. But I'm wondering, what exactly did gramps say when he stepped in the piss? I bet 84 year old Australians are quite good at swearing.
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Oct 6, 2016 13:14
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Give the cat a loving flea collar if you haven't already, Jesus.
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Oct 6, 2016 13:35
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You're a good dude OPee. Hope everything turns out well for you and your old pissy friend. Maybe he'll find some new meaning in life by helping other seniors that are still wallowing in their piss/blood-soaked hovels.
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Quoting this from the first page, because it's the realist poo poo I've ever read.Teikanmi posted:The bigger questions is why are you talking to your neighbors instead of just being invisible to the world around you so that you never have to help anyone do anything, thus wasting your time.
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Oct 6, 2016 14:34
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I would wear a full body tyvek coveralls and a respirator then do this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOitTvP0XUY There is no point in trying to haul a whole used mattress out of anywhere. Slice and dice it and you can even fit it your garbage can.
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DEFINITELY replace the pillows. Pillows that are from a house with pets will smell like pets. There's no way that pillows from a house full of slow-roasted piss won't smell like piss. Edit: what you are doing for this guy is awesome. After he gets over the embarrassment, I hope it will help him feel good to know someone cares about him.
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green chicken feet posted:Edit: what you are doing for this guy is awesome. After he gets over the embarrassment, I hope it will help him feel good to know someone cares about him. Assuming he will be chill with it. My grandparent's house is a hoarders paradise because everytime someone tries suggesting cleaning it, or throwing away newspapers from the 90s, he flies into a screaming fit about disrespectful children and stealing money  (no one is stealing his cash fyi hes just crazy)Op, you mentioned a son was coming down to help? Have you met him yet? Also is that a tabletop made of petrified wood? That's snazzy as hell dude.
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Oct 6, 2016 17:27
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Wait until the op has to go into the hidden basement where all the piss is poo poo instead to get the true ending.
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Hogge Wild posted:Hire some Mexicans op. Clearly the OP is a decent human being and not an American. I'm not sure if he has any to hire.
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Smash it Smash hit posted:i wonder if anyone has ever poo'd on a pee bed? Really makes you think. No one is this much of a heretic. Please stop fantasizing Winterfist posted:Clearly the OP is a decent human being and not an American. I'm not sure if he has any to hire. Mexicans are at a premium right now. Save any you come across.
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My lovely racist Euro mind tells me that the equivalent of Mexican labor in Australia is either immigrated Asians or Abbos. E: Oh poo poo, that last one is really racist. Please don't ban me, mods. I'm dumb. Lodin fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Oct 6, 2016 |
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simplefish posted:Give the cat a loving flea collar if you haven't already, Jesus. Flea collars are useless. He got flea drops, which probably work as long as he didn't get one of the scam brands.
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Thanks to OP deleting loving everything, I can't work out the state involved (neighbour is screwed if it's NSW) - and that's what will determine the follow up care available. Unfortunately, there are a ton of alcoholics (OP's slab a day comments suggests that) living on their own with piss and blood-stained mattresses so neighbour isn't going to be a high priority. Lolie fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Oct 6, 2016 |
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Oct 6, 2016 22:39
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Op is australian. Also what happened? Everything's gone.
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Oct 6, 2016 22:57
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Maybe he thought it wasn't such a hot idea to make a spectacle of this old man's piss.
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Oct 6, 2016 23:09
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poo poo, looks like I missed out on a quality thread.
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Oct 6, 2016 23:32
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Well I hope things turn out well for the OP trying to do a good deed, at least.
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Ceciltron posted:Well I hope things turn out well for the OP trying to do a good deed, at least.
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The piss killed him
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fukk u OP what the hell is this deleting everything poo poo way to trash your own piss thread, idiot
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Oct 7, 2016 00:13
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Did OP finally realize that literally airing a sick old man's laundry to internet strangers was somewhere between childish and creepy
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Oct 7, 2016 00:20
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Hmmmm
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Mr. F! posted:I have an old man who I consider a friend, probably similar to this man-friend of yours. He has disgusting toenails. Sometimes I clip them for them because he cannot reach his own feet. He has COPD and is obese because he cannot move very well without losing his breath.
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Oct 7, 2016 00:32
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OP should have to come up with cool piss stories to fill all the posts he deleted.
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Oct 7, 2016 00:33
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Y'all ever try to drink pee
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Oct 7, 2016 00:36
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my friend told me that if i got a boner andthen did a handstand and peed in my mouth before I went out girls would find me irressistable because of the pheromones. No luck so far, but tomorrows another Friday night 
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Oct 7, 2016 00:38
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I'm just thankful that I was able to experience the piss before it was taken away. #blessed #piiiiiiiiiiiisssssssss
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Kosher Pickup Line posted:I'm just thankful that I was able to experience the piss before it was taken away. #blessed #piiiiiiiiiiiisssssssss Papa peepee's in the house
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Oct 7, 2016 00:44
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pmsl piiiiisssssssssss
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Oct 7, 2016 00:45
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stay safe piss-soaked mattress ghost
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Oct 7, 2016 00:56
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Ban OP for being pissy and deleting his thread.
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Great, I got sidetracked and read something else halfway through the thread and now it's all gone.  Oh well.
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