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Hal_2005 posted:Police think it was an insurance scam based on testimony from former bodyguards. The jewels were rentals and/or endorsement collections from local gem collections. Nearly everything you see on a model/celeb. is some form of product endorsement. Think Nascar, but Valentino instead of wonderbread. Kim herself is cash poor, like Kanye and many other Celeb's. Most of them pledge their art or estate catalogs (songs, movies etc) for credit lines with major banks and live credit card payment to payment. Rly?
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VendaGoat posted:You do realize once you open the safe, you become useless to me? Then i open my pants and you become useful to me. The circle of like.
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Oct 5, 2016 11:24
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VendaGoat posted:You do realize once you open the safe, you become useless to me? yes but i assume that you'll be preoccupied wanting to look inside the safe before killing me, thus giving me time to retrieve my securely stored guns from the safe. of course, as a responsible gun owner my guns are not stored loaded, so if you could just wait a moment while I retrieve it from the safe, go and fetch some ammo and load it, then we can have an honourable duel to decide who gets the contents of my safe.
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Oct 5, 2016 11:51
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Andro Dunos posted:So how long until there's an S&M gang-bang porn parody about this? All you need is an Armenian porn star with a huge rear end. If that's truly all you need then I have good news for you.
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Oct 5, 2016 12:34
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All I keep in my safe is the deadly Motaba virus. You think you're getting jewels, but then BAM you're bleeding out your rear end and Dustin Hoffman is desperately trying to wave off a C130 carrying a giant fuel-air bomb set to wipe out your town.
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Oct 5, 2016 13:18
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Ork of Fiction posted:All I keep in my safe is the deadly Motaba virus. You think you're getting jewels, but then BAM you're bleeding out your rear end and Dustin Hoffman is desperately trying to wave off a C130 carrying a giant fuel-air bomb set to wipe out your town. Yeah, this
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Oct 5, 2016 13:23
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my safe is full of guard dogs 
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Oct 5, 2016 13:30
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lol if you aren't strapped 24/7 do you fuckers even have a shower gun?!?
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Oct 5, 2016 13:35
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My safe is full of spring loaded practical joke snakes. I eagerly await the day I am robbed.
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Oct 5, 2016 14:33
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Steal the jewels and transport them deep inside your butt. Ransom them back covered in poo.
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Oct 5, 2016 15:29
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Hal_2005 posted:Police think it was an insurance scam based on testimony from former bodyguards. The jewels were rentals and/or endorsement collections from local gem collections. Nearly everything you see on a model/celeb. is some form of product endorsement. Think Nascar, but Valentino instead of wonderbread. Kim herself is cash poor, like Kanye and many other Celeb's. Most of them pledge their art or estate catalogs (songs, movies etc) for credit lines with major banks and live credit card payment to payment. this is what i've been saying all along!!!!!
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Wizchine posted:"In total, the U.S. deliveries through Lend-Lease amounted to $11 billion in materials: over 400,000 jeeps and trucks; 12,000 armored vehicles (including 7,000 tanks, about 1,386[37] of which were M3 Lees and 4,102 M4 Shermans);[38] 11,400 aircraft (4,719 of which were Bell P-39 Airacobras)[39] and 1.75 million tons of food.[40]" I'm not sure if you're being a goon, but that was really a negligible contribution to the Russian war effort.
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Hal_2005 posted:Police think it was an insurance scam based on testimony from former bodyguards. The jewels were rentals and/or endorsement collections from local gem collections. Nearly everything you see on a model/celeb. is some form of product endorsement. Think Nascar, but Valentino instead of wonderbread. Kim herself is cash poor, like Kanye and many other Celeb's. Most of them pledge their art or estate catalogs (songs, movies etc) for credit lines with major banks and live credit card payment to payment. Lol if this is true it should be common knowledge
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Toadvine posted:Lol if this is true it should be common knowledge I think it is true... most of the rappers you see with the one hit wonders have rented all their cars/houses and end up broke.
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Oct 5, 2016 16:35
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I basically do this in every Elder Scrolls game to get some startup money. So I gotta agree.
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Oct 5, 2016 16:39
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this is like that movie Taken
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Oct 5, 2016 16:43
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She's going to "scale down" her social presence now, I assume from omnipresent to weekly headlines. I think they will be disapointed to find there's no putting that genie back in the bottle.
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Oct 5, 2016 16:49
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rezatahs posted:lol if you aren't strapped 24/7 Holstered in my shower caddy. My grill gun hangs right next to my grill brush. I keep hand grenades in the toilet tanks. Doubles as a water saving feature. My weed whacker doubles as an anti-aircraft device. My lawnmower is classified top secret.
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Oct 5, 2016 16:57
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ElGroucho posted:She's going to "scale down" her social presence now, I assume from omnipresent to weekly headlines. I think they will be disapointed to find there's no putting that genie back in the bottle. how will the poor girl be able to maintain her brand?
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Oct 5, 2016 16:58
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VendaGoat posted:Holstered in my shower caddy. 
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Oct 5, 2016 17:06
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ElGroucho posted:She's going to "scale down" her social presence now, I assume from omnipresent to weekly headlines. I think they will be disappointed to find there's no putting that
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Oct 5, 2016 18:44
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Burt Sexual posted:how will the poor girl be able to maintain her brand? She's going to lay low while the inevitable jezebel/vice/whatever thinkpieces on "has the internet gone too far?" or 'internet people mock an awful person... FOR NO GOOD REASON' come out, then come back in a big way.
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Oct 5, 2016 19:07
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I'm glad she got robbed.
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Oct 5, 2016 19:17
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Chinatown posted:I'm glad she got robbed. We heard you.
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Oct 5, 2016 19:19
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you ain't got to explain poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wgvYl4wQrg
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Oct 5, 2016 19:19
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVSm2YS9kf4 This one goes to all them Big Will cats With ice on they limbs and big rims on they Ac You goin' around town with your system bump And your windows cracked low to profile and front Now I like to have nice things just like you But I'm from Brooklyn, certain poo poo you just don't do Like, high postin' when you far from home Or like, high postin' when you all alone
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Oct 5, 2016 19:31
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the mighty Mos
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Oct 5, 2016 19:36
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Gary Payton got robbed in Oakland
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Oct 5, 2016 19:40
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If it was an insurance scam, given that all this jewellery was lent to her to show off during fashion week - it'll be the owners who get the money, not the holder? And I imagine any insurance policy for that kind of valuable jewels would have a lot more conditions than "Ah, just shove it in the safe, it'll be fine!"
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Ohnonotme posted:If it was an insurance scam, given that all this jewellery was lent to her to show off during fashion week - it'll be the owners who get the money, not the holder? Sounds like quite the caper. Where was George clooney and Brad Pitt? Are we sure they weren't involved in the heist?
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Oct 5, 2016 20:03
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*pins another red string on world map, takes another drag on cigarette and gulps whisky down* m...my god. i've figured it all out. the kardashian robbery, chemtrails, george soros and the jet fuel that could've never melted those steel beams on 9/11! IT'S SO OBVIOUS I MUST TELL SOMEO... *is assassinated*
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Oct 5, 2016 20:04
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lorn Wayne posted:*pins another red string on world map, takes another drag on cigarette and gulps whisky down* Good riddance
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ElGroucho posted:Relax fellers, we know that rapper is a long term career winner, and relying on your looks has never failed *consistently writes billboard-topping singles* haha he raps
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lorn Wayne posted:*pins another red string on world map, takes another drag on cigarette and gulps whisky down* it was thermite hth
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Oct 5, 2016 20:07
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calm down
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ElGroucho posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVSm2YS9kf4 now this would seem to be clear common sense but cats be living off sheer confidence like but acting invincible just ain't sensible it's nineteen ninety now and it's certain individuals swear they're rollin hard they get robbed on principle
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Come on ya'll now, let's be real Some jokers got a rough time keepin' it concealed I wonder what it mean, it's probably self-esteem They fiendin to be seen, get hemmed like Gabardines Like, come on now ock, what you expect? Got a month's paycheck danglin' off your neck Mr. Fashion, that style never last long The harder you flash, the harder you get flashed on
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Oct 5, 2016 20:36
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Burt Sexual posted:We heard you. my point still stands
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Oct 5, 2016 20:45
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Chinatown posted:my point still stands Yes
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Burt Sexual posted:how will the poor girl be able to maintain her brand? That is what Mama Kris is for.
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