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BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
Ok, so a Sourdough Jack, 2 tacos, curly fries. Probs going tomorrow or the next day, will post pics of the loot and maybe descriptions of the poops using weird analogies.

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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
The spicy chicken sandwich is good too

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Brosnan posted:

Someone find the one where the dude who's high out of his mind goes through the drive-thru and his Jack bobblehead tells him to get 30 tacos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HedkGnavG2Y&t=456s

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Is there any bad spicy chicken sandwich? I can't think of one, even BK is good

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

How come in every thread about fast food people talk about the terrible poops?

What kind of weak rear end digestive track are you fuckers working with?

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Norns posted:

How come in every thread about fast food people talk about the terrible poops?

What kind of weak rear end digestive track are you fuckers working with?

One that's been ruined by two decades + of fast food? :shrug:

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
tacomg

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
The sour dough burgers are good even at loving Hardees. Any fast food chain without a sour dough option is a substandard chain

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Sourdough makes everything good

Brosnan
Nov 13, 2004

Pwning the incels with my waifu fg character. Get trolled :twisted:
Lipstick Apathy
Also for the newcomers, Jack tacos have literally like a 10 minute shelf life so don't even try to get them home before you eat them.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Those tacos are poo poo. Their chicken strips are good though.

Des Moines is better off without rear end In The Box. Just lol if you regularly eat there.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Jastiger posted:

Those tacos are poo poo. Their chicken strips are good though.

Des Moines is better off without rear end In The Box. Just lol if you regularly eat there.

i knew you couldn't resist lol

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Jastiger posted:

Those tacos are poo poo. Their chicken strips are good though.

Des Moines is better off without rear end In The Box. Just lol if you regularly eat there.

Lmfao

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
classic jastiger

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Blue Train posted:

Is there any bad spicy chicken sandwich? I can't think of one, even BK is good

Wendy's has the only good spicy chicken because it's a real chicken breast

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Brosnan posted:

Also for the newcomers, Jack tacos have literally like a 10 minute shelf life so don't even try to get them home before you eat them.

It takes me like 2 minutes to get to a Jack in the Box, I'll make it

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Jastiger posted:

Those tacos are poo poo. Their chicken strips are good though.

Des Moines is better off without rear end In The Box. Just lol if you regularly eat there.

Everyone knows the tacos are poo poo you dummy.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Like that's the loving point of the tacos. To baffle your mind and taste buds.

You know it's garbage but can't resist.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I can because im endowed with the will power of Des Moines Master Race

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I did an image search for Des Moines people and this is the first result



Can't argue with that

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

And using master race to describe an area that is 90% white, smh Jastiger I knew you were a bad poster but racist too. Unsurprising considering you're from Iowa but disappointing nonetheless

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

The one tall dude without moobs looks lost and confused

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Jastiger posted:

Des Moines is better off without rear end In The Box. Just lol if you regularly eat there.

lol someones jelly af

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004
massachusetts

cons: no jack in the box
pros: no des moines

more than fair trade imo

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Mustached5thGrader posted:

Wendy's has the only good spicy chicken because it's a real chicken breast

nah dude its chick fil a though wendys is deffo 2nd place and way ahead of most of the rest

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Blue Train posted:

I did an image search for Des Moines people and this is the first result



Can't argue with that

I did a search for your mom but it kept giving me images of an IOWA CHOP.

Des Moines save me.

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

This is more embarrassing than Trump

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i feel thin as gently caress looking at that photo lol

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free


happy friday motherfuckers

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

My mom was always talking about these and after this thread I gave them a go and for super cheap rear end food that was pretty good.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
Welcome to the fold, brother. Pretty nasty, weren't they? So good.

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Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

The Cubelodyte posted:

Welcome to the fold, brother. Pretty nasty, weren't they? So good.

I am fully tac'd and ready for fuckin' friday

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

jitb tacos are practically a clinic on the power of flavor engineering

we all just overtly understand that it's bad and belongs in the garbage but we just don't care

we gotta have that envelope of cat food

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

God would not have created artificial flavonoids if he didn't want us to consume them

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
should i eat jack in the box today?

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

should i eat jack in the box today?

The answer is inside you (like the tacos should be).

BetterToRuleInHell
Jul 2, 2007

Touch my mask top
Get the chop chop
It's 4:30 in the morning and I want those tacos

Have you guys tried the bacon egg and chicken sandwich? That poo poo's good too

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Twenty Four posted:

The answer is inside you (like the tacos should be).

forever molding to your insides like the good caulk it is

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Did any of you get to try JBX? Jack in the boxes "upscale " fast food venture?


All the JitB here have fireplaces and poo poo because they used the same buildings, fancied them up. Then turned them back into regular JitB after.

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fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

Des Moines also lacks White Castle and Waffle House just to name a couple. Shameful poo poo city tbqh

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