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deep dish peat moss posted:I'm really very tired today + busy at work so i don't have energy to put into funny descriptions woah, this guy looks pretty fly! thanks ddpm!
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Mar 29, 2021 05:05
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SatansOnion posted:I take a gargantuan hit off my vape pen that is also my magical girl transformation wand, and the The Weed Vape gets your creative juices flowing and you don't even need to look at a reference book. SatansOnion summons a Tiger From Memory 
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Mar 29, 2021 16:54
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within glimmers with a bright light as I touch its tip to the summoning circle and lend it my energy
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Xenocides posted:Going to summon a diplomat to talk to the other side like Picard and end this war before it gets out of hand and somebody gets hurt. Xenocides summons a pesky Monorblin, it may not be the best diplomat but it's willing to give The Enemy a stern talking to  It wears our nation's ceremonial garb of jorts.
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Mar 29, 2021 16:55
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Sunswipe posted:This gives me an idea, and I focus all my magickal (with a "k" so you know it's serious) energies on summoning a monster that will attack the enemy in their willies or nillies, ie: their genitals. Sunswipe summons a Baseball Bat (from memory)  It can bean a batter in the nuts
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Mar 29, 2021 16:56
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Leos Klein posted:Channeling my chi to summon a radical being. The Lipis Lazuli has been waiting for a radical summoner like you, Leos Klein 
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deep dish peat moss posted:OMFG FURRY strikes up a conversation with their new familiar he goes on and on about 'the divine act of self-sacrifice' but show the dude a candle and he just clams right up
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Mar 29, 2021 22:43
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deep dish peat moss posted:OMFG FURRY strikes up a conversation with their new familiar OMFG FURRY, I now ask - nay, demand - you post pictures of matchstick monk and you.
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Mar 29, 2021 22:54
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I am late to the war. Hearing problems. can't afford hearing aide only just regular aids.
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Mar 30, 2021 00:26
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deep dish peat moss posted:The Weed Vape gets your creative juices flowing and you don't even need to look at a reference book. SatansOnion summons a Tiger From Memory   lookit my sweet lil fuzzy murder machine (shouts to offscreen) Yeah, we can repurpose the pyro for our shared entrance theme, but it does leave me wondering what I’m gonna do with this zip line. Think we can stuff some more pyro into the harness, sort of person-with-a-kickass- y-kitty shaped
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Mar 30, 2021 00:59
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deep dish peat moss posted:Lifepuzzler gulps down some weird red slime before summoning Aww, it's a li'l cutie. He's probably more of a support class, huh?
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Mar 30, 2021 01:07
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deep dish peat moss posted:The Lipis Lazuli has been waiting for a radical summoner like you, Leos Klein Hell yeah, this thing looks like it can do some powerful shock damage. Maybe we can put these guys in that hunger games simulation we had going on awhile back.
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Mar 30, 2021 02:22
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I just won a game of Jackbox's Champ'd Up. I defeated the Deity of poo poo with the Deity of poo poo's bum. What kind of monster do I summon for The War?
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Mar 30, 2021 05:17
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deep dish peat moss posted:Sgt. Prof. Crocodile came ready for battle and so did their pet Skeleton Battler stats Weight: 1.5 metric tons Gumption: Respect! Favorite food: Pickled cake Friendliness: You know it [REDACTED]: gently caress you looking at? Yaw control level: 69 Special ability: Devastating rhymes
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Mar 30, 2021 08:35
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deep dish peat moss posted:DeadFatDuckFat summoned one of the three Great Evils, Jeff. Jeff the Insatiable stats Position: CEO of Great Evil Gumption: Deadly Favorite food: Evil meatloaf Friendliness: There are some underlings he doesn't hate [REDACTED]: Terrible Yaw control level: Whatever Special ability: Can sap the will to live from any human with a single power point slide
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deep dish peat moss posted:It would be more climactic if all three Great Evils weren't posted in a row but this is the order I drew them in and also big cummers ONLY has a LOT of summoning practice at this point so it makes sense. You have summoned the second of three Great Evils, Alon. Alon the Ever-Expanding stats Position: HR Manager of Great Evil Gumption: Disquieting Favorite food: Doesn't eat, only smiles unnervingly Friendliness: Do not be fooled [REDACTED]: Horrible Yaw control level: Yes Honey Special ability: Can grant or deny time off to any person on earth
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Mar 30, 2021 08:50
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deep dish peat moss posted:By sheer luck and because of the Rule of Threes, Doctor Dogballs does not quite summon Knights of the Round but their creature does complete the unholy triumvirate - you've summoned Mark! Mark the Disguised stats Position: Unpaid Intern of Great Evil Gumption: Unbelievable Favorite food: Instant Noodles of Despair Friendliness: Hate and fear [REDACTED]: Pretty decent, actually Yaw control level: 12% Special ability: Can turn an office spat into a violent brawl in 0.5 minutes
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Mar 30, 2021 08:58
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Woah are there any monsters left? I want to summon, me me me!
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Mar 30, 2021 11:49
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womb with a view posted:Woah are there any monsters left? I want to summon, me me me! There are always more monsters.
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Mar 30, 2021 18:14
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Mr. Sunshine posted:Hapbee stats I am routinely candling the Egg to check for signs of growth. Hapbee seems sad when I do this, because hatching will mean the Egg is gone, but he is hopeful that something neat will come out. He is doing a great job.
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Mar 30, 2021 18:34
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do you have any summons that will facilitate my ascent to supreme dictator of earth
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SRQ posted:I just want my summon to honour my avatar Today I allowed The Videogame to distract me from The War so there is only one summon today. Dash Rendar is the Star Wars version of a sketchy hoodlum if I remember right. SRQ summons a Sketchy Hoodlum. 
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Mar 31, 2021 04:12
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Can I still call forth for a mighty summon???
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Mar 31, 2021 04:54
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I'm so proud of my girl. yeah it's a girl why not.
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Mar 31, 2021 06:46
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"hoodlum" is gender neutral. Like dude, or car.
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Mar 31, 2021 07:03
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:what up op, need protection HugeGrossBurrito the time is finally here, and as you float to the summoning circle the only thing on your mind is summoning a huge gross burrito except the tortilla is a monster and the adobo is its soul, and as a result you summon a Puppet Master 
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Mar 31, 2021 07:50
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The sun sets shortly after I wake. I look to my left hand, and see it clenched into a fist. War is coming.
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Mar 31, 2021 07:53
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Oh poo poo oh gently caress I thought GWAR was coming that's why my summon has perfect AV recording and stealth instead of sharp teeth and bad attitude
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Mar 31, 2021 13:32
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deep dish peat moss posted:HugeGrossBurrito the time is finally here, and as you float to the summoning circle the only thing on your mind is summoning a huge gross burrito except the tortilla is a monster and the adobo is its soul, and as a result you summon a Puppet Master lol hell yeah
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Mar 31, 2021 14:14
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:lol hell yeah I'm jelly. You got like 3 summons in one if those puppets count.
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Mar 31, 2021 15:14
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nunsexmonkrock posted:I'll bite. I hope my summon can bite. nunsexmonkrock's summon is too dead to bite but it can make something for the rest of us to bite... it's a Head Chef w/ a side of Terracotta Cheese!  Cobra Commander posted:I have failed and failed in my journey to conquer my foes, but soon I will summon the most impressive monster and crush my enemies beneath my iron fists! Cobra Commander's failure is mostly due to being a scrawny nerd summoner mage who spends all their time with books, so of course they summon a Tome Raider 
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Lieutenant Dan posted:Please, allow me to summon a beast most foule! Things within arm's reach of me: Ginger snap cookie, wireless headphones, empty bag of weed, soft cat Lieutenant Dan's mirthy demeanor despite losing his legs in The Last War brings forth a being of pure joy, the Mirthworm!  BigHead posted:Hell yeah let's party! A monster party! What's this? BigHead summoned a Smugbug?? 
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Mar 31, 2021 20:24
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deep dish peat moss posted:Lieutenant Dan's mirthy demeanor despite losing his legs in The Last War brings forth a being of pure joy, the Mirthworm! 
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Mar 31, 2021 20:52
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I summoned a Screambean IRL 
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Mar 31, 2021 21:39
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Mar 31, 2021 21:40
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deep dish peat moss posted:I summoned a Screambean IRL It's a beautiful bean. I can hear the screaming from over here.
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Mar 31, 2021 21:44
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deep dish peat moss posted:Lieutenant Dan's mirthy demeanor despite losing his legs in The Last War brings forth a being of pure joy, the Mirthworm! Hey baaybee, never mind his mirthworm, check out my girthworm 
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deep dish peat moss posted:HugeGrossBurrito the time is finally here, and as you float to the summoning circle the only thing on your mind is summoning a huge gross burrito except the tortilla is a monster and the adobo is its soul, and as a result you summon a Puppet Master thank you for this awesome thread I made a dumb thing 
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