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Nyarai
Jul 19, 2012

Jenn here.

pulp rag posted:

Hey, looks like Lemon updated the site with a new random button. Looks like it was made by an incredibly cool and handsome guy that isn't me.

Bless. I've been using random.org, which is far less efficient.

While I'm sure the comments were/are bad, there is this wonderful gem made by Suf.

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RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Gimnbo posted:

"Alright Boots Raingear, you are 'Lemon,' halfway down the page."

You know what, if that ended up being an episode of readers imitating each other, I'd be up for it.

The Gillman
Jul 8, 2004
Beaten with a sack of sweet Valencia oranges
Grimey Drawer
I would love nothing but various Boots impressions. Or Jack Chick anime voice

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

drat, that is pretty fantastic.

e: While I remember, the Apophile's theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1RYSy55KtA

sub supau fucked around with this message at 07:22 on Jul 16, 2015

pulp rag
Feb 25, 2013

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor

The Gillman posted:

I would love nothing but various Boots impressions. Or Jack Chick anime voice

Everyone just doing Kumquat voices the whole time would be pure madness.

gecs
Oct 23, 2010

The Gillman posted:

I would love nothing but various Boots impressions. Or Jack Chick anime voice

Which episode did the one Boots impression that Lemon does come from, actually?

Cat Planet
Jun 26, 2010

:420: :catdrugs: :420:
Lemon needs to work on his fat voice :v:

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

gecs posted:

Which episode did the one Boots impression that Lemon does come from, actually?

I can remember the exchange but not what it leads into, dang.

Is it the crying at a movie / not crying back-to-back bits?

YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW
It has taken me an embarrassingly long time to figure out that it's Boots Raingear and not Boots Reindeer.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

YggiDee posted:

It has taken me an embarrassingly long time to figure out that it's Boots Raingear and not Boots Reindeer.

Well he is Canadian so that is likely his heritage name.

YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW

kalensc posted:

Well he is Canadian so that is likely his heritage name.

Unlikely, we call them caribou up here.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

YggiDee posted:

Unlikely, we call them caribou up here.

We accept both. :colbert:

http://www.wwf.ca/conservation/arctic/wildlife/caribou/

KingKalamari
Aug 24, 2007

Fuzzy dice, bongos in the back
My ship of love is ready to attack

kalensc posted:

I can remember the exchange but not what it leads into, dang.

Is it the crying at a movie / not crying back-to-back bits?

That had one of Lemon's Boots impressions but the original was in the Sherlock episode when Lemon was reading a bit from the cuddlesutra (I can't even type that word without being angry).

Also can I just say that the GoFundMe people in this episode are probably the single most contemptible of the crowdfunding subjects features on the podcast? The fact that they're basically co-opting a site that's ostensibly made for charity stuff in order to try and get free money for magyckal bee school is just a low I didn't think it was possible to achieve.

What is it with hippy dippy new age types and bees anyway?

YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW

KingKalamari posted:

What is it with hippy dippy new age types and bees anyway?

I tried looking this up and didn't figure it out, but I did discover that back in 2012 a bunch of French bees busted into an M&Ms factory and ended up producing blue and green honey after gorging on candy shells.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

KingKalamari posted:

Also can I just say that the GoFundMe people in this episode are probably the single most contemptible of the crowdfunding subjects features on the podcast? The fact that they're basically co-opting a site that's ostensibly made for charity stuff in order to try and get free money for magyckal bee school is just a low I didn't think it was possible to achieve.

I don't think GoFundMe is made explicitly for charities, it's just a personal crowdfunding site for basically whatever the gently caress you want.

watho
Aug 2, 2013


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

YggiDee posted:

I tried looking this up and didn't figure it out, but I did discover that back in 2012 a bunch of French bees busted into an M&Ms factory and ended up producing blue and green honey after gorging on candy shells.

I am a lot happier knowing that fact. :shobon:

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

YouTube turned this up for me the other day, and dude does a pretty fantastic, more Internet Lou Reads. So far I particularly like Harry Potter and the Legend of the Cock.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

TetsuoTW posted:

YouTube turned this up for me the other day, and dude does a pretty fantastic, more Internet Lou Reads. So far I particularly like Harry Potter and the Legend of the Cock.

This guys sound incredibly close to Duke but I can't quite place if it's the same person.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Yeah it might be, but I can't tell either. I was going to say he sounds like Jon St. John and Bunnybread had a magnificent baby.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

TetsuoTW posted:

Yeah it might be, but I can't tell either. I was going to say he sounds like Jon St. John and Bunnybread had a magnificent baby.

I was thinking more like Jon St. John and Jimmyfranks actually.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Yeah I can hear that.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I can't find the beef Wellington thread on ballp.it :-(

fit em all up in there
Oct 10, 2006

Violencia

http://www.gofundme.com/makevirgilamillion

Finally a gofundme that makes sense.

The Comna
May 22, 2012

schtzn
schtzn
t-t-t-t
t-t-t-t

steinrokkan posted:

I can't find the beef Wellington thread on ballp.it :-(

Here you go: link

Focacciasaurus_Rex
Dec 13, 2010

Virgil the drippy wrestling millionaire dragon. :getin:

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
I have never heard of Ted DiBiase in my life until r/mystupidideas, after which I've heard his name come up like five times from separate sources.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

RyokoTK posted:

I have never heard of Ted DiBiase in my life until r/mystupidideas, after which I've heard his name come up like five times from separate sources.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td9i6-oa4Kw

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Ugh, Lou ruined this ClickHole video for me before I even saw it. Thanks, Lou. :barf:

Champeenship
Oct 9, 2012
Another hypnotism episode!

http://thefpl.us/episode/182

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah



I'm curious how you caught it, since it seems it hadn't shown up in my RSS or on the website's front page yet.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Plague of Hats posted:

I'm curious how you caught it, since it seems it hadn't shown up in my RSS or on the website's front page yet.

They tweeted it.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy
I've stumbled across hypnoporn before in my travels. At first I was really confused and unnerved but that turned to hilarity when I realized the video was trying to hypnotize me into having a loose rear end in a top hat.

e: What I learned today is that there is mounting evidence that if I ever need a good chunk of pocket change I just need to pander to fetishists. Like, poo poo, I'd tell someone to go suck a dick for $70.

e2: It's been said before, but seriously, how can people who spend so much of their time thinking about cumming be SO bad at cumming.

dijon du jour fucked around with this message at 05:59 on Jul 21, 2015

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
Five minutes in and it's already great.

"When did reality turn into a Beck lyric, Lemon?"

Chelb fucked around with this message at 05:23 on Jul 21, 2015

Focacciasaurus_Rex
Dec 13, 2010
"It's so amazing; I hate this!" just seems to be the tagline of the fplus in general.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Rollofthedice posted:

Five minutes in and it's already great.

"When did reality turn into a Beck lyric, Lemon?"
"Is Avid Pussy-Fucker the fourth or the fifth Dwarves album?"

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

I'm like halfway through the episode and I think something went wrong with the mp3 because all I can hear is "No homo! No homo! No homo!" over and over.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~
It's been awhile since something on the F Plus confused me as much as the Team Fortress/Capture The Flag file did.

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


dijon du jour posted:

e2: It's been said before, but seriously, how can people who spend so much of their time thinking about cumming be SO bad at cumming.

If you're good at it, you don't really need to think about it much.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



That was probably one of the best episodes in a while. The "I saw a dick pic and now I suck x cocks a week" anecdote broke me

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RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

X-Ray Pecs posted:

It's been awhile since something on the F Plus confused me as much as the Team Fortress/Capture The Flag file did.

I expect that the thing was called "Penis TF/CTF" which would probably be short for transformation/cock transformation, given the context.

Really great episode, this stuff tops iDoser for willing disbelief.

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