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StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:All hail covfefe!
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May 31, 2017 05:36
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1redflag posted:Alright, it's DAY 130 of Trump's presidency. burning rosie on twitter a few weeks ago cellphone photo of him similing at mar-a-lago like a r-word taking a loving golf cart while everyone else walked
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May 31, 2017 05:37
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#1) ORB #2) I <3 TRUCKS #3) ORB
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May 31, 2017 05:38
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“I am now the most miserable man living. If what I feel were equally distributed to the whole human family, there would not be one cheerful face on the earth. Whether I shall ever be better I can not tell; I awfully forebode I shall not. To remain as I am is impossible; I must die or be better, it appears to me.” Abe Trump
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May 31, 2017 05:40
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Yanking on world leader's arms like a retard till they started getting briefed on his dork grip and then biting back tears as he gets hoisted by his own Picard. Dying on the toilet mid tweet (we are at half an hour of covfefe still up this is not a drill)
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May 31, 2017 05:40
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FuhrerHat posted:#1) ORB i forgot about the truck and somehow the orb when making my list can we make this a "name the top 50 dumb rear end things hes done" list instead? theres just so many loll
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May 31, 2017 05:40
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A stroke could really turn his presidency around. The media wouldn't dare attack him.
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May 31, 2017 05:41
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Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:Which party do you think Truman was from? Whoops meant Eisenhower
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May 31, 2017 05:42
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Nocheez posted:Despite the constant negative press [unintelligible] 
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May 31, 2017 05:42
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How is this real???
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May 31, 2017 05:43
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4D chess because liberals will become obsessed with this tweet like literal grammar nazis This. Trump does this all the time. He makes a minor typo or unusual idiom on something like "Obaba was illegally wiretapping me during the election" and liberals are so eager to mock him for "lel Obabo!!!!!!1" (which normies won't even care about) that they will boost the message across the entire internet and redpill people. Trump plays them like a fiddle every time.
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May 31, 2017 05:44
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:4D chess because liberals will become obsessed with this tweet like literal grammar nazis ha ha ha jk i was just PRETENDING to be a fool~~ -the president of the united states of america
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May 31, 2017 05:46
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:4D chess because liberals will become obsessed with this tweet like literal grammar nazis Boy do I feel stupid now
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May 31, 2017 05:46
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"Sean, what did the president mean by "covfefe"? "I believe the president has made himself very cleOH GOD I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE HE DIDNT EVEN LET ME SEE THE POPE"
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May 31, 2017 05:47
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Covfefe on my phone has two autocorrect suggestions: coffee and Confederate. I think the latter is the most likely word he was going to use.
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May 31, 2017 05:47
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:4D chess because liberals will become obsessed with this tweet like literal grammar nazis also quickly just to clarify (you not being a liberal?): you are ok with this tweet? y/n
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May 31, 2017 05:47
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Tip posted:World leaders respond, "new phone, who dis". lmao im dead
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May 31, 2017 05:47
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900 pages or our demented pissbaby President doing just the worst poo poo. Hooray (jtfc how is this real?).
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May 31, 2017 05:48
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:4D chess because liberals will become obsessed with this tweet like literal grammar nazis So are you suggesting that Trump is just PRETENDING to be retarded?? If that's the case I'm genuinely impressed, his dedication to his role is quite peerless
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May 31, 2017 05:48
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i just looked at the video of him getting corraled the right dorection by his handler and denied a hamdshake again and noticed how crazy long his tie is Layers man
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May 31, 2017 05:48
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Seriously, this has been an Oscar-worthy performance
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May 31, 2017 05:49
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trump doesn't need to use full sentences or even words since his followers can just imagine that he said whatever it is they want him to have said, i mean it already works for legislation so why not tweets
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May 31, 2017 05:50
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869766994899468288 44 min, still there. I think he died. Despite the constant negative press covfefe
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May 31, 2017 05:50
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Play posted:Seriously, this has been an Oscar-worthy performance If Trump were to tweet "The Aristocrats!" and resign he'd be remembered forever as the greatest comical genius who ever lived. Nocheez posted:Covfefe on my phone has two autocorrect suggestions: coffee and Confederate. I think the latter is the most likely word he was going to use. "coverage" seems like the thing that makes the most sense, but lol at anything making sense anymore
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May 31, 2017 05:52
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NotWearingPants posted:44 min, still there. perfect tombstone inscription
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May 31, 2017 05:52
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the ending of Citizen Kane but with Trump dropping his phone and saying "covfefe" instead of "rosebud"
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May 31, 2017 05:54
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NotWearingPants posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869766994899468288 If only we were so lucky
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May 31, 2017 05:54
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Monos Bullet posted:predictable response from the people that thought hillary would make a good president I thought republicans didn't want handouts but this guy really wants a free av Rly makes u think
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May 31, 2017 05:55
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Ich bein ein covfefe
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May 31, 2017 05:56
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i see you shiver with antici.. <unintelligible>
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May 31, 2017 05:56
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Ayn Randi posted:i see you shiver with antici.. We
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May 31, 2017 05:58
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Wouldn't you think like everybody that works at the White House would have notifications on for Trump's tweets? Will it make it an hour?! The drama!
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May 31, 2017 05:59
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Oh I just lol'd thinking about trump giving world leaders his cell phone number None of them are ever going to call him on his cell phone because that's loving insane But he won't understand why they won't call. It's not possible to convey that concept to him in a way he'll understand Lol
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May 31, 2017 05:59
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Monos Bullet posted:
LOLs at your elaborate master plan to get someone else to buy you a new avatar!
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May 31, 2017 05:59
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I got it! It's his safe word for Russian pisstitutes.
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May 31, 2017 06:01
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"Sir, Mr president doctor trump, we have a phone call in the oval office for you. It's the eu, and it's bigly important, just the most important-est, they're under attack by Islam and need you to answer your phone, in the oval office" "No its fine, I'll wait for them to call my cell, just let it ring. They know how to get me, I gave them my number"
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May 31, 2017 06:02
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NotWearingPants posted:Wouldn't you think like everybody that works at the White House would have notifications on for Trump's tweets? They might have given up after he shat all over their most important European ally
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Somewhere a barista is looking forward to tomorrow morning's chalkboard with great relish.
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