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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I bet this is from that kick from that crazy Dongicus.

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

I feel this kick hit me on the side of the head. It knocks me down, I look up and it's Crazy Joe Devola.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
He spit on us! And I screamed out, "I'M HIT!"

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

Have you been to a doctor?

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

It looks like a... white discoloration.

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
No doctors for me. A bunch of lackeys and yes-men all towing the company line. Plus, they botched my vasectomy.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
My boys can swim!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
He just sunk like a stone, didn't he :stare:

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Palmtree Panic posted:

No doctors for me. A bunch of lackeys and yes-men all towing the company line. Plus, they botched my vasectomy.

They gotta cure a lizard, a chicken, a pig, a frog, all on the same day.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Just because potee is a has been, don't make little potee a never was!

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
Bad potee! Mess you up!!

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
If I have to tell you again, we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like! You understand me? Now, shut your mouths or I'll
shut'em for ya, and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. BECAUSE I WOULD LOVE IT!!

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

No, come on, let him go! You wanna throw, LET'S THROW!

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Palmtree Panic posted:

If I have to tell you again, we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like! You understand me? Now, shut your mouths or I'll
shut'em for ya, and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. BECAUSE I WOULD LOVE IT!!

Are you saying you want a piece of me?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Hey hey, alright, hey hey, stop it! Come on, break it up! What's the matter with you? Now don't you two see that you're in love with each other? I mean, why can't you face that already? You're running around out there looking for something that's not even there, when everything that you dream of is right here, right here in front of you. Now why can't you admit that?

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

I've always loved... United Airlines.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Once, to a dog. He licked himself and left the room.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


What do I need to talk for... ha! To blab to the neighbors about how SirPablo has a new fem-potee friend or to tell everybody at the coffee shop how SirPablo is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend?

See now , I've done all that.....Now it's time for silence.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
I don't explain them, Mr. Seinfeld. I just exterminate them.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
You know, Gyshall, the thing about fleas is that they irritate the skin, and they start to itch. Oh, maybe you can hold out five seconds or ten, maybe fifteen or twenty. But after a while, no matter how much willpower a person may have, it won't matter, because they're crawling, crawling on your skin.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

SirPablo posted:

Once, to a dog. He licked himself and left the room.

Little Snowball? He runs on batteries!

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
I yelled out “I’m hit!”

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Kramer, I think perhaps you've overlooked one of the key aspects of this activity. It's ball *boys*, not ball men. There are no ball men.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
BLOW OUT THE CANDLES! BLOW OUT THE CANDLES!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
What's that smell? Smoke?

...

Hey everybody, I think I smell some smoke back here.

...

FIRE! FIRE! Get out of the way!

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
That's no tragedy! How many people do you lose on a normal cruise? 30? 40?!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
SirPablo?

I don't know sometimes...

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
No SirPablo! No SirPablo! You bad man! You very bad man! You very lazy bad man!

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker
I owned a restaurant. Dongicus told me to change the menu to Family Guy. But nobody came! There were no people!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

TVGM posted:

I owned a restaurant. Dongicus told me to change the menu to Family Guy. But nobody came! There were no people!

lol

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
TVGM...you know, I got to tell you, I never do this, but the Family Guy, it's just that it's a little stringy. You have any American Dad?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
potee: one Stewie meme... One chicken fight meme...

Dongicus: that's my recipe for lovely posts in the Seinfeld quote thread!

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

Oh, that's hilarious! This is a perfectly sane show to watch!

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
You want to just keep on doing the same old thing, then maybe this idea is not for you. I, for one, am not going to compromise my artistic integrity. And I'll tell you something else, this is the show and we're not going to change it.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Oh that Brian, I hate him, he's just so smug.

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

Should we be talking about this?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

TVGM posted:

I owned a restaurant. Dongicus told me to change the menu to Family Guy. But nobody came! There were no people!





Palmtree Panic posted:

TVGM...you know, I got to tell you, I never do this, but the Family Guy, it's just that it's a little stringy. You have any American Dad?


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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

She looks like Biff Tannen's sister in that second picture.

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