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BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

"that goodness is our lighthouse"

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BrownieMinusEye
Apr 22, 2008

Oven Wrangler
Lol, a researcher I collaborated with in grad school won a goddamn Nobel today. I'ma get high as gently caress tonight to celebrate

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
back in time for low-energy teleprompter Trump

call me when he goes off script.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
i really want the pixel 2 xl but its gonna be like almost $1k to get it and i just got a 6P a year and a half ago!!!!! what if we get nuked soon and i never get to send google the rest of my data????

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
lol @ the forums error page that says "jan 28" and links to lowtax's suspended twitter account

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


I pray that my huge electoral college victory can act as a salve for the immense pain you must be feeling after such horror.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

FrensaGeran posted:

A communications disruption can mean only one thing.

Invasion.

....what happens when the countdowm to the piss tape relese reaches 0?

....time's up.

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

those horrible shots

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/AP/status/915657156929687553

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




toss.jpg

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
TRUMP

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



what a down to earth everyman!

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015




:vince:

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

"Americans defied death"

uhhhhhhhhh

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
teleprompter trump is entertaining because it's always so loving blatantly disingenuous and pandering.

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

GobiasIndustries posted:

teleprompter trump is entertaining because it's always so loving blatantly disingenuous and pandering.

telepromter trump sounds like he's reading something aloud in elementary shool

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

cue the differences between this and puerto rico

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



BELIEVE ME

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Bread Liar

loss.jpg references continue to get more obscure

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

that sucked and was boring

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




lmao if kelly's gone by the end of the week

:jackbud:

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

GobiasIndustries posted:

teleprompter trump is entertaining because it's always so loving blatantly disingenuous and pandering.

And yet, much more presidential, eapecially according to clitzilla

:thunk:

walruscat
Apr 27, 2013

Shageletic posted:

And oh yeah just remembered my home country is on the travel ban and is currently suffering a devastating famine, so yeah probs a lot of my relatives are dying when they could have been saved with a Hillary win.

that’s brutal. well never get a full measure of the damage Trump’s election has caused. wouldn’t want his deplorable voters to feel guilty. white people should never have anything to feel guilty about.

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

FrensaGeran posted:

I pray that my huge electoral college victory can act as a salve for the immense pain you must be feeling after such horror.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




BgRdMchne posted:

telepromter trump sounds like he's reading something aloud in elementary shool

im still rollin w my nexus 6 but im considering going for the 2xl, idk

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
What's been going on though that would cause Kelly to be gone? Did I miss something from the past few days? Or would this be more like Kelly resigning in frustration?

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Thank u for highlighting the real truth.

Verritt code: 420691488

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



LOL

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


cyphr555 posted:

lmao if kelly's gone by the end of the week

:jackbud:

Kelly, Tillerson, Mnuchin, and Mattis all out at the same time

In a fit of hopelessness Trump tries to crawl into Ivanka's bed but is driven off by her kicking him in the teeth repeatedly

Howling with rage, Trump nukes North Korea

Nuclear oblivion envelops all of us

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Office Pig posted:

i hope you feel bad for this
yeah because there's only one sexy rexy in this world and all he wants to do is unleash the dragon

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Squizzle posted:

im still rollin w my nexus 6 but im considering going for the 2xl, idk

A 2xl t shirt, may e :grin:

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


you all have had it so, so much worse than puerto rico
yesterday there were 16 dead there, here, 59
today there are 30+ dead there, here, 59

vegas is resilient and classy, like the trump las vegas luxury resort

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

quote:

Marilou Danley, the live-in girlfriend of Las Vegas gunman Stephen Paddock, and now a "person of interest" in the shooting investigation, is a Philippines native who has used two Social Security numbers during her two-plus decades in the United States, and was married to two men at the same time, public records show.

Marilou held multiple addresses, some simultaneously — in Arkansas, Tennessee, California, Florida and other states, and often moved through cities within those states.

She led an interesting life, that's for sure.

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

SKULL.GIF posted:

Kelly, Tillerson, Mnuchin, and Mattis all out at the same time

In a fit of hopelessness Trump tries to crawl into Ivanka's bed but is driven off by her kicking him in the teeth repeatedly

Howling with rage, Trump nukes North Korea

Nuclear oblivion envelops all of us

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ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
jus' kiddin squiz yknow i luv ya

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




saying that this might be kellys last week as chief of staff doesnt distinguish between firing and resignation :thunk:

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


SKULL.GIF posted:

Kelly, Tillerson, Mnuchin, and Mattis all out at the same time

In a fit of hopelessness Trump tries to crawl into Ivanka's bed but is driven off by her kicking him in the teeth repeatedly

Howling with rage, Trump nukes North Korea

Nuclear oblivion envelops all of us

Hm, never took you for an optimist.

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Alex Jones is the new Walter Cronkite

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