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I just want to say I extremely appreciated this.
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# ? Oct 31, 2017 20:51 |
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HappyKitty posted:Not Australian, but I assume it represents chickens coming home to roost? Yeah I didn't know it was Australian and figured chickens coming home to roost was the Republicans eventual comeuppance when their party does horribly in the 2018 mid-terms after all the nonsense they've pulled. I hope.
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# ? Oct 31, 2017 21:03 |
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davebo posted:Yeah I didn't know it was Australian and figured chickens coming home to roost was the Republicans eventual comeuppance when their party does horribly in the 2018 mid-terms after all the nonsense they've pulled. I hope.
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# ? Oct 31, 2017 21:30 |
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Political Cartoons 2017: Apologies to Linus ans Peanuts.
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# ? Oct 31, 2017 21:40 |
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From the last two "witch hunt" comics I think we can conclude that Branco actually believes the expression means witches hunting someone.
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# ? Oct 31, 2017 21:43 |
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Edit: was posted Trogdos! fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Oct 31, 2017 |
# ? Oct 31, 2017 21:48 |
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Crabtree posted:You know what always strikes me as odd in the icons of democrats are evil day dreams? Bill Clinton is always just having sex in these fantasies. He isn't like destroying freedom, or selling babies to Muslims or anything that you'd get from Hillary or Bernie or Obama. No, Bill somehow is still able to charm women into sleeping with him and that's just all he does. Like, if you actually wanted to attack him, you'd have him complaining about not ever being able to get it up ever, but no, Bill to the right wing is this virulent 71 year old still sexing it up. 24/7 Love Machine. There lived a certain man in D.C. long ago He was fat and soft, in his eyes a flaming glow Right-wingers looked at him with terror and with fear But to the interns he was such a lovely dear He could play the blues on a sax Full of ecstasy and fire But he also gave the kind of sex Women would desire Bill Bill Bill Clinton America's mightiest peen There was a cat that really was gone Bill Bill Bill Clinton D.C.'s greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on He ruled America and never mind Ken Starr The Macarena he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For Hilldog he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a popular leader Who would give her the throne Bill Bill Bill Clinton America's mightiest peen There was a cat that really was gone Bill Bill Bill Clinton D.C.'s greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger For power became known to more and more people The demands to do something about this outrageous Man became louder and louder This man's just got to go, declared his enemies But the ladies begged, don't you try to do it, please No doubt this Bill Clinton had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame Come to visit us they kept demanding And he really came Bill Bill Bill Clinton America's mightiest peen Impeachment was attempted Bill Bill Bill Clinton D.C.'s greatest love machine In the end he was acquitted Bill Bill Bill Clinton America's mightiest peen Republicans were throwing a fit Bill Bill Bill Clinton D.C.'s greatest love machine But they had to wait for the terms limit Oh, those Republicans Oons.com -- your source for political carts
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# ? Oct 31, 2017 21:52 |
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Stefu posted:A politics-themes cartoon from the creator of the popular Finnish comic Fingerpori. Eduskunta is the name of the Finnish parliament. First Dog on the Finn Finn Dog on the Moon?
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# ? Oct 31, 2017 22:21 |
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Avirosb posted:Trump the Whale is very happy he's not a fish. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.e22e5456b835
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# ? Oct 31, 2017 22:50 |
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"Fish" used to simply mean "water-dwelling animal". But then scientists had to go all nerd and say "actually, a whale is a mammal", "actually a tomato is a fruit", "actually a strawberry isn't a berry" and so on. They even said "actually, the barnacle goose isn't a fruit, what the hell is wrong with you", can you believe the nerve? Nerds ruin everything.
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# ? Oct 31, 2017 23:14 |
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Cat Mattress posted:"Fish" used to simply mean "water-dwelling animal". But then scientists had to go all nerd and say "actually, a whale is a mammal", "actually a tomato is a fruit", "actually a strawberry isn't a berry" and so on. They even said "actually, the barnacle goose isn't a fruit, what the hell is wrong with you", can you believe the nerve? Nerds ruin everything. Don't get me started on Pluto. PLANET!
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# ? Oct 31, 2017 23:46 |
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You absolutely DO owe Schulz an apology, you worthless hack
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 00:25 |
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As a gulf coaster, Manafort as cut bait fills me with happiness. The big catch is coming.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 00:30 |
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"linus ans peanuts"
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 00:41 |
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Like the Great Pumpkin, a Hillary Clinton indictment will never appear no matter how devotedly its acolytes await. AGC.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 00:53 |
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Who's ready for some last-minute Halloween hot takes? http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/31/us/new-york-shots-fired/index.html
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 00:55 |
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A couple of Popes: The rejection of the Uluru statement, the dual citizenship issues and the constitution. Also The Block is a renovation TV show which just ended a season. The centennial anniversary of the charge of the Light Horse at Beersheba.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 01:07 |
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Kinda half-assed this year, but I've exhausted what few songs are left. Don't you disrespect me, label man Don't you derogate or deride You're in my world now, not your world And I got friends on the leftist side (He's got friends on the leftist side) That's an echo, gentlemen Just a little something we have here in Chicago A little parlor trick, don't worry Sit down at my table, put your mind at ease If you relax it will enable me to tax anything I please I can see your country, I can change it 'round some too I look deep into your heart and soul (You do have have a soul, don't you, Benny?) Make my wildest schemes come true I got men in, I got Lenin I got things I haven't even tried And I got friends on the leftist side (He's got friends on the leftist side) The cards, the cards, the cards will tell The past, the present and the future as well The cards, the cards, just take three Take a little trip into your country with me Now you, Gorrell are Right as one can be You come from one old line of mimicry Your bullshit's high but your drive is low You need to work for a little paper whose daddy got dough Now you better get hired but working ties you down You just want to be free, paste from place to place But freedom takes greed It's the greed, it's the greed, it's the greed you need And when I look into your country it's the greed that I see On you little Ben, I don't want wanna waste much time You've been trolled 'round all you can You've been trolled 'round by a black man And the marxists and the 4chan And now you're so harried you draw toons praised by the Klan But in your country the you I see Is exactly the man you always wanted to be Shake my hand, come on boys Won't you shake a poor commie's hand? Yes, are you ready? (Are you ready?) Are you ready? Transformation central Transformation central Transformation central Transformation central Obamafication central, can you feel it? You're raging, you're raging, you're raging alright I hope it's ratified but if it ain't; don't blame me You can blame my friends on the leeeeeeeeeeeftiiiiiiiissssssst siiiiiiiiiiiiide
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Pants Donkey posted:Kinda half-assed this year, but I've exhausted what few songs are left.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 04:22 |
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Pants Donkey posted:On you little Ben, I don't want wanna waste much time
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 05:23 |
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I could actually hear that in Keith David's voice.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 06:07 |
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 06:31 |
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Because when I think of people who faced zero negative consequences for a sex scandal, I think of the guy who was literally impeached over a consensual blowjob.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 06:41 |
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This talking point is one of the stupidest yet. The reader would have to have literally never seen any kind of legal drama in their life to buy into the idea that Mueller getting guys at the edge of the Trump circle is somehow a disappointment for him.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 07:25 |
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Pants Donkey posted:Obamafication central mods, please
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 08:02 |
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I'll go ahead and be the loser need the joke explained to me - what song is that in reference too? I'm bad at determining meter from lyrics.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 08:25 |
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It's the villain's song from The Princess and the Frog and it's fantastic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZAY-78zhmw The top-hatted dancing Obama looks kind of like Dr. Facilier, the character who sings that song
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 08:27 |
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Edit: misread. Speaking of: c'mon Garrison, you loving hack. Show us your desperate 'no u' response to the indictments. Fulchrum fucked around with this message at 09:02 on Nov 1, 2017 |
# ? Nov 1, 2017 09:00 |
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https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/925495970032443392
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 09:05 |
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All of these "HAH! The FBI is closing in fast on Crooked Hillary! Yep, any day now! " toons were cute once, but they're just pathetic now. I would have thought Monday's indictments would have blown away any notion that Hillary is the one with something to fear here, but I guess not? Also Don Jr. is as much a jerk as he is dumb.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 09:35 |
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When they finally drag the whole Trump clan to jail they should get to keep their phones and twitter handles.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 09:42 |
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the_steve posted:Because when I think of people who faced zero negative consequences for a sex scandal, I think of the guy who was literally impeached over a consensual blowjob. Also he was accused of rape and stuff too.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 10:47 |
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Growing up, one of my friends had a condition that left him unable to trick or treat. My other friends and I would always visit him on Halloween night to check up on him, make sure he wasn't feeling too bad, and give him some of our candy each. None of us was angry or upset about this deal.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 11:17 |
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I'm pretty sure Telnaes did something similar earlier this year.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 11:27 |
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So, the USA have been conquered by the Netherlands, and the Russian bear is going to excise the uranium cancer that stretches from Montana to Nebraska and Minnesota.
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 11:29 |
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 11:36 |
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Samurai Sanders posted:It’s always appropriate since there’s ample evidence that Trump didn’t think the president had to do any work himself. "I thought the healthcare bill would be on my desk for me to sign on day one."
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# ? Nov 1, 2017 11:50 |
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Zivilyn Bane posted:All of these "HAH! The FBI is closing in fast on Crooked Hillary! Yep, any day now! " toons were cute once, but they're just pathetic now. You're going to see cartoons about Crooked Hillary's Skeleton.
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