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ChuckDHead posted:Warning: this will only make you hate the fact you can't get your hands on a copy even more. Once you make a potato chewy you are doing things so wrong that you would be better off just not touching the potato at all, and instead giving it to the customer so that he could take it home and try to make sense of it himself. MotherFUCKER Achewood was good That writing literally made me tingly with joy.
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# ? May 16, 2011 08:32 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 07:30 |
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The only thing bad about a lot of box wine is being seen with it. The End.
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# ? May 16, 2011 11:40 |
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Trilobite posted:Once when I was walking out of the grocery store, I saw an opened, flattened cardboard wine box in the parking lot; whoever bought it apparently decided, "Cardboard? gently caress that fancy bullshit, I'LL JUST SUCK IT DIRECTLY OUT OF THE MYLAR BAG!" and left the empty box behind. The kind of person that would try to sneak a mylar bladder of wine into a sporting event or concert...
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# ? May 16, 2011 13:00 |
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More cookbooky goodness, an extract sent by Onstad to the Portland Mercury. Nice Pete explains how to fry chicken.
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# ? May 16, 2011 13:03 |
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realtalk: shortages of cork have lead wineries to look into alternative packaging, and try to remove certain stigmas. Boxed wine, screw-top wine, and fake rubber-like 'cork' are all fairly commonplace now. Or perhaps I heard wrong and it's mold taint that's the issue, not a shortage. This random liquor store has a cool history of cork writeup, listing the forerunners of a replacement being the screw top and that fake rubbery cork I mentioned. http://www.beekmanwine.com/prevtopap.htm
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# ? May 16, 2011 13:31 |
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ChuckDHead posted:More cookbooky goodness, an extract sent by Onstad to the Portland Mercury. Nice Pete explains how to fry chicken. I can personally vouch for this recipe. drat good chicken.
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# ? May 16, 2011 14:20 |
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I've made that recipe, too. "George Lopez's skin" is the perfect color for fried chicken. Speaking of wine corks, I can't even remember the last time I had a bottle of wine with a real cork in it. Hopefully this communicates to you more about the cork shortage issue than it does about my own socioeconomic status in that I have to buy lower-class wine. At least it's not Carlo Rossi in a jug! ... anymore.
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# ? May 16, 2011 17:37 |
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For those who didn't read the link I lanked, there was a cork shortage a few years back or so, and currently Portugal is able to supply 100 years worth of corks w/out a problem.. however there is something called 'corking' which involves mold and/or some other poo poo infecting the cork during the process of making a cork, and thereby affecting the wine in a bad way. Different estimates had it at 1.5%-8% of the wines submitted to magazines and poo poo for testing and reporting on 'em, and upwards of 10% of store-bought wine being corked. That is one of the big reasons that people have moved away from corks, where the best options are the faux-cork and screw-top. Screw-top they do not know if it has an effect on wine over very long periods of time, and either way there is a stigma, just like with boxed wine, which should also be an awesome and ideal way to handle it. The ideal way to distribute all liquor products is like the Gasolinas in Puerto Rico, or specifically, in a capri-sun like container, in a 10-pack box, in a gas station. edit: it is a product so good that when we drank all of our rum and were hanging out by the beach talking to a random homeless heroin addict, and promised to return from our nearby abode with fresh gasolinas so we can continue discussing heroin addiction with him, he left once we were out of sight rather than wait for more liquor.
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# ? May 16, 2011 17:46 |
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ChuckDHead posted:More cookbooky goodness, an extract sent by Onstad to the Portland Mercury. Nice Pete explains how to fry chicken. I'm a big fan of the first comment to that article; "This sounds like a simple and honest recipe for a sensible meal. Can other animals be fried in this way, such as raccoon, opossum, or cat-of-the-woods?"
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# ? May 16, 2011 21:41 |
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McGravin posted:At least it's not Carlo Rossi in a jug! ... anymore. Look, it's no secret that there isn't something to be said about buying a cheap bottle/box of wine and watching Bloodsport as you fall asleep at 2am. This has gotten me through the last couple of weekends. But who's to say I don't have a problem?
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# ? May 17, 2011 04:35 |
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Trilobite posted:Once when I was walking out of the grocery store, I saw an opened, flattened cardboard wine box in the parking lot; whoever bought it apparently decided, "Cardboard? gently caress that fancy bullshit, I'LL JUST SUCK IT DIRECTLY OUT OF THE MYLAR BAG!" and left the empty box behind. Empty bag from box. Drink out of bag, when done, slap bag. If there is not a satisfying slap sound, you have to drink again and slap again. Space Bag!
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# ? May 17, 2011 05:22 |
OK, so scans are off the table, clearly everyone here likes cooking, would anyone here be willing to let me buy or borrow their achewood cookbook? Come on, people, I'm REALLY BAD, and I could use the instruction.
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# ? May 18, 2011 04:34 |
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Skyscraper posted:OK, so scans are off the table, clearly everyone here likes cooking, would anyone here be willing to let me buy or borrow their achewood cookbook? Come on, people, I'm REALLY BAD, and I could use the instruction. As was said, people who have the cookbook can still post the recipes, just not the write-ups. Lists of ingredients and the instructions to put them together are okay. Edit: Re-write the instructions, though, so they're not in a character's voice. That would possibly be crossing the line.
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# ? May 18, 2011 05:32 |
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You people skulking about, fretting over cookbook scans know the forum has PMs. Right?
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# ? May 18, 2011 05:50 |
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And e-mail? You guys do realize that 90% of the forums pirates poo poo constantly and the rule is don't talk about it on the forums.
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# ? May 18, 2011 06:14 |
I sent Tasty Burger a PM but he/she/burger didn't get back to me. I'd rewrite the recipes, but then again, if I had them to rewrite I wouldn't still need them.
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# ? May 18, 2011 06:34 |
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I know it really won't be the same reading it without Onstad's characteristic panache, but can someone PLEASE at least just tell me the secret to oven fries that do not make you feel like Mrs. John Lithgow??? I must know this. This I must know.
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# ? May 18, 2011 07:37 |
poor and weird posted:I know it really won't be the same reading it without Onstad's characteristic panache, but can someone PLEASE at least just tell me the secret to oven fries that do not make you feel like Mrs. John Lithgow??? I must know this. This I must know. Right here.
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# ? May 18, 2011 07:46 |
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Skyscraper posted:Right here. Those are home fries, oven fries are like french fries (or chips) done in the oven.
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# ? May 18, 2011 11:13 |
ChuckDHead posted:Those are home fries, oven fries are like french fries (or chips) done in the oven.
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# ? May 18, 2011 15:37 |
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I may not have the cookbook, but I finally made risotto that turned out just right. I never would have tried cooking it if it hadn't been for the Campaign of Risotto Terror that Teodor waged on Chris in the blogs, so thanks, Achewood, for helping me class up my cooking repertoire a little bit.
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# ? May 18, 2011 23:27 |
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Alright, no one is posting Achewood Cookbook recipes, so I'm just going to post an unrelated but still delicious recipe.quote:Mongolian Stir-Fry Beef
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# ? May 19, 2011 00:30 |
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poor and weird posted:I know it really won't be the same reading it without Onstad's characteristic panache, but can someone PLEASE at least just tell me the secret to oven fries that do not make you feel like Mrs. John Lithgow??? I must know this. This I must know. I don't know it off the top of my head but I can check. I will say that in general the cookbook is less fine cuisine and more aimed a dudes who are a bit shakey on which part of the pan the food goes in.
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# ? May 19, 2011 17:13 |
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WoodrowSkillson posted:And e-mail? You guys do realize that 90% of the forums pirates poo poo constantly and the rule is don't talk about it on the forums. Yeah let's not talk about breaking copyright owned by a guy who literally took the money and ran maybe he'll come after us in internet court
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# ? May 20, 2011 23:08 |
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hypocrite lecteur posted:Yeah let's not talk about breaking copyright owned by a guy who literally took the money and ran maybe he'll come after us in internet court Do what you like, guy, it's your :tenbux:
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# ? May 20, 2011 23:28 |
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I downloaded a chapbook and didn't even crack a smile while reading through it. The fact that Onstad wrote "More explanation in an interview at Comics Alliance (although I disapprove of their use of words like 'over' and 'end')" two months ago gives me a chuckle though.
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# ? May 21, 2011 00:04 |
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Van Dis posted:I downloaded a chapbook and didn't even crack a smile while reading through it. What words would he prefer? Something along the lines of "all hella corpsey" and "mad-style finished"? I can't be bothered to read the Chapbooks. They sound like the sort of thing that would normally be packaged as extra materials in webcomic collections. Unfortunately now there's no material for them to be extras to. ChuckDHead fucked around with this message at 00:28 on May 21, 2011 |
# ? May 21, 2011 00:19 |
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you shouldn't bother to read them because they are Not Funny.
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# ? May 21, 2011 00:20 |
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Since some people seem to be confused the rules for scanning a cookbook are the exact same as scanning any other book on BSS. If somebody wants to scan a few pages go ahead, just don't post over 50% of the book.
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# ? May 21, 2011 14:25 |
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Some recipes for a lady or a man:Achewood Cookbook: Roast Beef posted:Perfect Deviled Eggs Every Time Achewood Cookbook: Ray posted:Perfect Oven Fries Every Time Achewood Cookbook: Roast Beef posted:Five Dollar Chili
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# ? May 21, 2011 17:47 |
AWESOME thanks Tolan!
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# ? May 21, 2011 21:38 |
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Tolan from the Internet? Ray Smuckles, not of the Internet.
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# ? May 21, 2011 22:26 |
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Are there any Spaghetti's Dad recipes?
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# ? May 22, 2011 02:55 |
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Achewood Cookbook: Mr. Bear posted:Smoked Salmon on Potato Coins Achewood Cookbook: Pat posted:Fool's Rice Achewood Cookbook: Roast Beef posted:Basque Green Bean Salad
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# ? May 22, 2011 17:00 |
Could you please post the recipes for the mexican pizza, the nachos, and the cocktail of tomorrow? I'd really like to try cooking some of them this week.
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# ? May 22, 2011 19:16 |
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Achewood Cookbook: Ray, who else? posted:The Drink of Tomorrow Achewood Cookbook: Philippe posted:Homemade Mexican Pizza Achewood Cookbook: Roast Beef posted:Galaxy Nachos
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# ? May 22, 2011 19:46 |
Oh fantastic, thank you! I've got a week off on vacation, and I'm going to try to make all of these.
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# ? May 22, 2011 19:54 |
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My favorite is the Neapolitan Shooter. It can impress both dudes and ladies.
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# ? May 23, 2011 01:45 |
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Tolan, you are a scholar and a gentleman and I am now accountably hungry.
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# ? May 25, 2011 02:36 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 07:30 |
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I'll put up more tonight, don't have the book with me at work.
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# ? May 25, 2011 13:57 |