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Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
modernist cuisine at home :shlick:

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bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


RideTheSpiral posted:

yeah but by reading that blurb im pretty sure i can already do that stuff. doesnt seem very advanced. i will look into it though!

It gets fairly advanced with stuff like fluid gels, citrate cheese sauces, etc. They just cut out the things like the pea butter recipe, which requires a 10g centrifuge to separate the pea fat from the starches and other fillers.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

bartolimu posted:

It gets fairly advanced with stuff like fluid gels, citrate cheese sauces, etc. They just cut out the things like the pea butter recipe, which requires a 10g centrifuge to separate the pea fat from the starches and other fillers.


as soon as i get out of this hell hole i am seconded in im buying the worlds most unnecessary pea butter centrifuge

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I still want to give making processed chease at home with sodium citrate.

That way I could get real thick slices of perfectly melty cheese in whatever blend I want.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
I'm not sure what made me think of this just now but has anybody had any experience with maple syrup on a burg? It seems like a good combination of sweet and savory

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


hmm, maybe not with a beef patty, but as pork or chicken patty?

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

hmm, maybe not with a beef patty, but as pork or chicken patty?

yeah except this is the burger thread?

maybe a butter/maple combo to lessen the maple/sugar

Amos Moses
Oct 13, 2012

by Ralp

Fetus Tree posted:

I'm not sure what made me think of this just now but has anybody had any experience with maple syrup on a burg? It seems like a good combination of sweet and savory

Yeah it caught fire on the grill


gonna make a hellburg tonight by mixing lean beef w/ some bacon fat, then processing some dillz, roasted garlic cloves, onion and a buncha loving jalapenos into a meat slurry that forms the powerburgs.

Its amazing the more slurried vegetables you add the better a burger gets but dont take my word for it just try it

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
teriyaki sauce, sous-vide kobe beef, bun made out of ramen served in a mushroom soup. ahh, what a burger

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Fetus Tree posted:

yeah except this is the burger thread?

maybe a butter/maple combo to lessen the maple/sugar


deglaze the burg plan with some balsamic vinegar then add the syrup and finish it with a knob of butter

burg glaze

nostrata
Apr 27, 2007

Dyna Soar posted:

teriyaki sauce, sous-vide kobe beef, bun made out of ramen served in a mushroom soup. ahh, what a burger

This thread certainly went down hill. Where is the burger porn.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
you can just drizzle it directly on venison it has the right consistency when ground to prevent flameups.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
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yeah it's weird i really thought when this successful thread got moved to a different forum with less than a 10th of the viewership it was going to thrive

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Fetus Tree posted:

yeah it's weird i really thought when this successful thread got moved to a different forum with less than a 10th of the viewership it was going to thrive

i don't know about you but i've been really informed on pea butter centrifuges

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Fetus Tree posted:

yeah it's weird i really thought when this successful thread got moved to a different forum with less than a 10th of the viewership it was going to thrive


start a new one in gbs

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
here is a burger i made


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjN546QGSMA

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001

Amos Moses posted:

Its amazing the more slurried vegetables you add the better a burger gets but dont take my word for it just try it

Absolutely false

that's meat loaf

buttchugging adderall
May 7, 2007

COME GET SOME

The Midniter posted:

Absolutely false

that's meat loaf

I like to take leftover meatloaf, put it in a bun, and slam some cheese on it.

Best cheeseburger ever.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



*says "this burger is super" but the burger is covered in soup and it's a pun it was actually souper not super*

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

The Midniter posted:

Absolutely false

that's meat loaf

People say this like it's a bad thing? Meatloaf is delicious

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Meatloaf sandwiches are good poo poo. But they are still sandwiches.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

RideTheSpiral posted:

start a new one in gbs

honestly, if chinatown wants to he can. if not, I will make a thread in gbs.

aejix
Sep 18, 2007

It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim
Pillbug

Chinatown posted:

I still want to give making processed chease at home with sodium citrate.

That way I could get real thick slices of perfectly melty cheese in whatever blend I want.

I tried the one that Kenji did on serious eats a while ago because I had everything in the kitchen and it was raining real hard all day. It works pretty good but if I ever bothered to do it again I'd make a lot less otherwise you've got like thirty slices of cheese and most of it went bad before I got around to using it.

Also speaking of soup burgs, did that video of some chef doing a Xiao long bao style dumpling patty get posted already?

Edit: this one: https://youtu.be/yqF-COiN9wU

Meglar
Jun 9, 2002
I couldn't find the thread in GBS and I got really scared but here you guys are so it's okay.

Friday burger.

But Not Tonight
May 22, 2006

I could show you around the sights.


page one but gently caress YOU WHATABURGER YOU CAN MAKE THAT GODDAMNED BURGER, DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T HAVE IT ANY MORE, gently caress

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Meglar posted:

I couldn't find the thread in GBS and I got really scared but here you guys are so it's okay.

Friday burger.



drat good looking burger right here.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Fetus Tree posted:

honestly, if chinatown wants to he can. if not, I will make a thread in gbs.

if you do I'll gas it

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

gnarlyhotep posted:

if you do I'll gas it


how about if the title is itt we are hipsters eating burgers

??

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

RideTheSpiral posted:

how about if the title is itt we are hipsters eating burgers

??

gently caress off

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
caramelmacchiatoburger.jpg

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


If forum traffic is your only metric for how good threads are, I'd be happy to send this over to BYOB(urger) and wash my hands of it. Seems like it would be kind of a waste, though. BYOB won't teach you about pea butter, or how frying in lard makes the best fries, or how to get the best grill marks, or just how important a really good bun is to proper burger enjoyment.

It seems like the fast food mindset: quantity and speed over quality.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
let's deconstruct the burger

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Very sexy. Would.

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

I miss my burger posts

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The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001

a large trout posted:

I miss my burger posts

Looking at your post history in this thread, you had some pretty good burg posts. Why not post some more??

#tbt


(that stands for Throw Back Tuesday for the uninformed)


(but it could also stand for The Burger Thread)

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