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Old Story posted:this movie was gay where was darth maul This is a joke post. psst he ended up as a torso on some spider legs and crazy because of reasons. Then he died or something
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I wonder if they'll try to rehab any of the Prequel stuff. I would just kinda pretend it didn't exist and move on.
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Monkey Fracas posted:I wonder if they'll try to rehab any of the Prequel stuff. They had Space Jimmy Smits in Rogue One, does that count as "rehab?"
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Dec 21, 2016 20:16
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WampaLord posted:They had Space Jimmy Smits in Rogue One, does that count as "rehab?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tvAjX5ACPo
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WampaLord posted:They had Space Jimmy Smits in Rogue One, does that count as "rehab?" The had darth vader living on the same volcano planet he got horrifically deformed on. I like the RLM guy's theory that the emperor stationed him in the imperial galactic version of siberia to gently caress with him.
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Krinkle posted:The had darth vader living on the same volcano planet he got horrifically deformed on. Was it the same one?
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There's only like 4 planet types in all of starwars so it could have been one of the billions of other lava planets.
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Krinkle posted:The had darth vader living on the same volcano planet he got horrifically deformed on. I like the RLM guy's theory that the emperor stationed him in the imperial galactic version of siberia to gently caress with him. Have you seen the Vadar's suit background material video?
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Why did Vader live in Mordor Because it's metal as gently caress and that's what Vader is supposed to be.
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oohhboy posted:Have you seen the Vadar's suit background material video? Yeah it was linked like three times on the last page
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#empalsurecon
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WampaLord posted:Was it the same one? According to some concept art book that went along with the movie, yes.
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JB50 posted:According to some concept art book that went along with the movie, yes. But what did the movie call it? I remember getting text on screen for a bunch of planets, did we get one for that one? If so, it wasn't "Mustafar" I would have remembered that.
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oohhboy posted:Don't get me wrong, I ended up being glad I saw R1 and I welcome the change from the fan wank JJ vomit that was TFA. I figured R1 would be a better movie than TFA from the trailers but I didn't have the impulse to see it until then. I played the gently caress out of x-wing the game (and tie fighter) and honestly that got more more interested in star wars than the movies
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JFairfax posted:I played the gently caress out of x-wing the game (and tie fighter) and honestly that got more more interested in star wars than the movies same except Kotor for me.
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I've never cared much for star wars movies I liked the originals. I've never seen a star wras movie in the cinema
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oohhboy posted:psst he ended up as a torso on some spider legs and crazy because of reasons. Then he died or something I feel like everyone who died in a Star Wars movie comes back to life somewhere in the EU. Boba jetpacks out of the Sarlacc, the Emperor comes back as a ghost to haunt the Ewoks for all time or he's a clone or something, and Darth Maul survives losing half of his body because he used the force to defy the rules of biology and anatomy. It wouldn't surprise me if Jabba wakes up because he's used to not breathing from the sleep apnea.
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Dec 21, 2016 21:39
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Well you can't possibly come up with new interesting characters with their own stories. You have to re-hash the same characters over and over, and any character you do add has to be related in some way to beloved existing character or the audience surely won't buy in.
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WampaLord posted:But what did the movie call it? I remember getting text on screen for a bunch of planets, did we get one for that one? I havent seen the movie but according to the youtube video I watched that was the only planet that wasnt named in the establishing shot.
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JB50 posted:I havent seen the movie but according to the youtube video I watched that was the only planet that wasnt named in the establishing shot. Well sounds like either someone in editing hosed up or they want to make it a mystery for no good reason. It's funny because literally every other planet we get an establishing shot with text for the name. It was one of my problems with the movie, it felt inorganic. We didn't need title text for any planets in the original trilogy.
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Probably because they didn't introduce ten planets in the space of six minutes.
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I know this is more of a Return of the Jedi thing and nobody's talking about the EU but I always thought it was funny how the only mention of Bothans was that a lot of them died, and that somehow translated in the EU to the Bothans being an entire race of spies who are the best spies in the galaxy. And how the alien with the long snout who pointed out Luke and Obi-Wan to the stormtroopers wasn't just some scummy guy off the street, he was the most powerful information broker on Tatooine who sold his services to the highest bidder!
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That's basically starwarsEU.txt Everything is significant, everything is related, everything is super epic and important and the most powerfulest thing.
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MrSlam posted:I know this is more of a Return of the Jedi thing and nobody's talking about the EU but I always thought it was funny how the only mention of Bothans was that a lot of them died, and that somehow translated in the EU to the Bothans being an entire race of spies who are the best spies in the galaxy. And how the alien with the long snout who pointed out Luke and Obi-Wan to the stormtroopers wasn't just some scummy guy off the street, he was the most powerful information broker on Tatooine who sold his services to the highest bidder! I listen to the Star Wars Minute podcast and they love to make fun of this. Whenever they bring up a character they ask if it comes from an entire planet of *character's profession*
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imagine living in a future where your species capabilities are so thoroughly known and understood that there actually is only one job you're fit for in comparison to every other planet of hyper adapted specialists , because there has been interstellar trade for so long
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long time scale self selected specialization as the only way to compete . kind of creepy dystopia thing
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The barkeeper is obviously from a planet of well known listeners and drink mixers, that's cool world building. That little bat faced guy at the cantina? He's seen having a drink passed to him and really wanting it, so clearly this is a defining trait of the character and entire species. You see his race is obviously addicted to a special drink they need to drink to survive, but when they don't have quite enough they become incredibly force sensitive. Or something. I don't know we HAVE to come up with something based on minor things we saw in the movies and misinterpreted!!!
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MrSlam posted:I know this is more of a Return of the Jedi thing and nobody's talking about the EU but I always thought it was funny how the only mention of Bothans was that a lot of them died, and that somehow translated in the EU to the Bothans being an entire race of spies who are the best spies in the galaxy. And how the alien with the long snout who pointed out Luke and Obi-Wan to the stormtroopers wasn't just some scummy guy off the street, he was the most powerful information broker on Tatooine who sold his services to the highest bidder! I prefer to think of it as one guy who was named Manny Bothans. JB50 fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Dec 21, 2016 |
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JB50 posted:I prefer to think of it as one guy who was named Manny Bothans. If I was in charge of the star war license it would 100% be this. Everything would be a gently caress you to the "extended universe".
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WampaLord posted:But what did the movie call it? I remember getting text on screen for a bunch of planets, did we get one for that one? Heres the video I mentioned if anybody cares: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xowl0PShTNI
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Baronjutter posted:If I was in charge of the star war license it would 100% be this. Everything would be a gently caress you to the "extended universe". I know a guy who refused to see TFA on account that they totally hosed up the extended universe. The salt from his tears would season my popcorn if they did this.
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Zzulu posted:I really dislike Josh so much The worst thing about him is that he has that supreme insecure nerd way of speaking where you can tell by his inflections and speech patterns that he's modeled his entire personality on how people speak in sitcoms.
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Dec 21, 2016 23:01
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I thought his nerd beard looked bad but then I saw him pre-beard and understand.
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For real though I've known several people with the exact same retarded put-on way of speaking and they have all, without fail, been insufferable and, at their core, deeply unhappy and insecure people.
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Dec 21, 2016 23:04
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If you listen closely you can tell that Josh speaks with the exact same rhythm, inflection, intonation and speech patterns as Monica from Friends.
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Dec 21, 2016 23:05
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Josh looks like he smells really really bad.
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Dec 21, 2016 23:14
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he probably has a bunch of skin flakes and old food particles in his beard
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dreezy posted:think about star wars like cumming. the original trilogy ranged from top quality head to solid p in v spooge action but that ended in 1983 and you've had decades of blue balls with only 3 very rough and unsatisfying handjobs to try and make you nut but they didn't work. then a skilled twink named JJ gives you a really skilled handjob and you cum 32 years worth of built up cum. but then next year you get another decent handjob but it doesn't really do it for you because you just got one and the handjob in 1999 gave you a venerial disease. I kept waiting for this analogy to fall apart but it holds up really well.
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a bone to pick posted:Josh looks like he smells really really bad. I'm sure he only smells kinda bad.
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