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flightless greeb
Jan 28, 2016

I don't think it's supposed to bend from the factory is it?

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IronSaber
Feb 24, 2009

:roboluv: oh yes oh god yes form the head FORM THE HEAD unghhhh...:fap:

flightless greeb posted:

I don't think it's supposed to bend from the factory is it?

Oh yes it does. It has hinges baked into it straight from FF's Chinese factory. Makes storing them SO much better.

But like I said, take care when bending it.

*E* What is a good glue that works with X-wing miniatures?

*E2* Upon further examination, they do not seem to bend very well. I think I have been had.

*E3* Yep, they broke. I am an idiot for falling for this and deserve the damage to my poor Starvipers. I need to find some superglue.

IronSaber fucked around with this message at 09:38 on Aug 4, 2017

Happylisk
May 19, 2004

Leisure Suit Barry '08
If you take a hammer to your falcon there's a ton of secret upgrade cards hidden inside, swear to god

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

IronSaber posted:

Oh yes it does. It has hinges baked into it straight from FF's Chinese factory. Makes storing them SO much better.

But like I said, take care when bending it.

*E* What is a good glue that works with X-wing miniatures?

*E2* Upon further examination, they do not seem to bend very well. I think I have been had.

*E3* Yep, they broke. I am an idiot for falling for this and deserve the damage to my poor Starvipers. I need to find some superglue.

They're standard styrene so any of the usual plastic glues will work. My personal favourite is Plastic-weld/Dichloromethane.

flightless greeb
Jan 28, 2016

IronSaber posted:

Oh yes it does. It has hinges baked into it straight from FF's Chinese factory. Makes storing them SO much better.

But like I said, take care when bending it.

*E* What is a good glue that works with X-wing miniatures?

*E2* Upon further examination, they do not seem to bend very well. I think I have been had.

*E3* Yep, they broke. I am an idiot for falling for this and deserve the damage to my poor Starvipers. I need to find some superglue.

a tragedy in 3 acts

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





This is the funniest series of Xwing posts

flightless greeb posted:

a tragedy in 3 acts

Mods: new thread title plz.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
I can't help but laugh at it, especially Starvipers, plural.

For future reference, the only small based ship with articulation is the TIE striker. The U-Wing, Lambda Shuttle, and Upsilon also have wings that move.

The Dank X-Wing memes page on facebook is a good source of funny and stupid xwing stuff.

One of the admins posted a meme with a punchline of "autistic screeching" and all the initial comments were "that's pretty hurtful and I'm disappointed in this page"
Cue a flood of edgelords tripping over themselves to run in and "WELL ACTUALLY TRIGGERED MUCH YOU SNOWFLAKE?"
The internet is terrible

Slandible
Apr 30, 2008

RAC with Whisper or Quickdraw? What's more fun to run?

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





Whisper is really fun to fly. QuickDraw is probably more competitive.

Slandible
Apr 30, 2008

I'm probably giving that a try. After a SC win, just looking for something fun to play for a regular Friday tournament.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
Quickdraw with E. Baffles is pretty funny

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

IronSaber posted:

Were you guys aware that the StarViper has hinges for bending back the fins?



I just discovered it tonight, and it blew my mind.

Of course, I kinda bent one of the fins back too fast and broke it. Take care to avoid my mistake.

It doesn't, technically - you can force it. but you're better off popping the two halves of the body apart and reshaping the wings so they actually pivot.

IronSaber
Feb 24, 2009

:roboluv: oh yes oh god yes form the head FORM THE HEAD unghhhh...:fap:

thespaceinvader posted:

It doesn't, technically - you can force it. but you're better off popping the two halves of the body apart and reshaping the wings so they actually pivot.

Yep, found that out the hard way. :suicide:

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

IronSaber posted:

Yep, found that out the hard way. :suicide:

Bahahaha

Someone should post about the Star Viper's moveable wings on Reddit. FFG would have to do a reprint within weeks.

Raged fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Aug 5, 2017

General Battuta
Feb 7, 2011

This is how you communicate with a fellow intelligence: you hurt it, you keep on hurting it, until you can distinguish the posts from the screams.

IronSaber posted:

Oh yes it does. It has hinges baked into it straight from FF's Chinese factory. Makes storing them SO much better.

But like I said, take care when bending it.

*E* What is a good glue that works with X-wing miniatures?

*E2* Upon further examination, they do not seem to bend very well. I think I have been had.

*E3* Yep, they broke. I am an idiot for falling for this and deserve the damage to my poor Starvipers. I need to find some superglue.

:five:

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




If I had the time, knowledge, and expertise, all my ships would have moving hinges, LEDs, and speakers.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Admiral Joeslop posted:

If I had the time, knowledge, and expertise, all my ships would have moving hinges, LEDs, and speakers.

I would want all my A-Wings and TIE Interceptors to play a clip from PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

IronSaber posted:

Yep, found that out the hard way. :suicide:

I found it out the easy way, but only after I'd modded mine by removing the wings, drilling and pinning with brass rod.

Soooo...

Cobaltshift
Jul 15, 2013

So we're running a team epic match at my local store tomorrow. Never used the huge ships before. What's some ideal builds for rebels?

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





Dunno about rebels, but Lt Dormitz and a bunch of TIE/sf all with hyperwave comm scanner is hilarious for imperials.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Cobaltshift posted:

So we're running a team epic match at my local store tomorrow. Never used the huge ships before. What's some ideal builds for rebels?

TLTs have an outsized impact in epic

Devlan Mud
Apr 10, 2006




I'll hear your stories when we come back, alright?

Cobaltshift posted:

So we're running a team epic match at my local store tomorrow. Never used the huge ships before. What's some ideal builds for rebels?

Throw carlist rieeken on a transport, take Etahn Abaht, and spam whatever.

TaurusTorus
Mar 27, 2010

Grab the bullshit by the horns

I had a dream the next wave was announced and it was three variants of a Sentinel class landing craft and a scum TIE Bomber. I don't know what this says about me.

flightless greeb
Jan 28, 2016

All the goofy redundant imperial shuttles are so neat to me, I wish there was some kind of campaign or land based interactive mode that would create a reason to include them!

IronSaber
Feb 24, 2009

:roboluv: oh yes oh god yes form the head FORM THE HEAD unghhhh...:fap:
I dream of FF releasing a Captured Lambda Shuttle. Pilots are Han, Chewie, Rebel Pathfinder, and Rebel... intern or whatever. Title is Tydirium. Can have like 3 crew slots, maybe throw in Yoda as the highest point cost Rebel crew.

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
It's fascinating to watch this thread cycle through the same general ideas with different people every eight months.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp
Next Rebel ship is gonna be a Naboo Starfighter, book it.

IronSaber
Feb 24, 2009

:roboluv: oh yes oh god yes form the head FORM THE HEAD unghhhh...:fap:

Strobe posted:

It's fascinating to watch this thread cycle through the same general ideas with different people every eight months.

What else CAN we do? Other than laugh at my misfortune as I break my spaceships from ill-advised actions, that is.

Devlan Mud
Apr 10, 2006




I'll hear your stories when we come back, alright?
Gimme a delta shuttle with Krennic crew and a two-slot Deathtrooper team and some Heroes of Scarif poo poo. Cmon FFG.

IronSaber
Feb 24, 2009

:roboluv: oh yes oh god yes form the head FORM THE HEAD unghhhh...:fap:

Devlan Mud posted:

Gimme a delta shuttle with Krennic crew and a two-slot Deathtrooper team and some Heroes of Scarif poo poo. Cmon FFG.

Amen. With new X-wing pilots and all the fixes to make X-wings competitive again.

*E* And while I am dreaming, I would like a pony.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Devlan Mud posted:

Gimme a delta shuttle with Krennic crew and a two-slot Deathtrooper team and some Heroes of Scarif poo poo. Cmon FFG.

Actually, that's the TIE Reaper

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Got a store champs running today, that I couldn't go to.
In the 5th round, the top table has the only two undefeated players.
A Miranda/Nym list and a list with 4 TIE bombers with unguided rockets/seismic charges/lightweight frame, and Wampa. :allears:

There's a 3-1 list that's almost the same, except he's dropped 1 bomber and all the seismics for a seinar specialist with TLT. His only loss was to the 4x bomber +wampa list.

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





canyoneer posted:

Got a store champs running today, that I couldn't go to.
In the 5th round, the top table has the only two undefeated players.
A Miranda/Nym list and a list with 4 TIE bombers with unguided rockets/seismic charges/lightweight frame, and Wampa. :allears:

There's a 3-1 list that's almost the same, except he's dropped 1 bomber and all the seismics for a seinar specialist with TLT. His only loss was to the 4x bomber +wampa list.



I love everything about this.

IronSaber
Feb 24, 2009

:roboluv: oh yes oh god yes form the head FORM THE HEAD unghhhh...:fap:

canyoneer posted:

Got a store champs running today, that I couldn't go to.
In the 5th round, the top table has the only two undefeated players.
A Miranda/Nym list and a list with 4 TIE bombers with unguided rockets/seismic charges/lightweight frame, and Wampa. :allears:

There's a 3-1 list that's almost the same, except he's dropped 1 bomber and all the seismics for a seinar specialist with TLT. His only loss was to the 4x bomber +wampa list.



This brings me great joy.

Also, I ran the numbers, and did ALL of them have unguided rockets/seismic charges/lightweight frame? Four of those builds with Wampa is 2 points over 100.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

IronSaber posted:

This brings me great joy.

Also, I ran the numbers, and did ALL of them have unguided rockets/seismic charges/lightweight frame? Four of those builds with Wampa is 2 points over 100.

Suppose not, I think one must have left the seismics back at base

Ahahaha he just won his 5th game, the only player 5-0. Between those two lists, they are 9-1, the only loss being to each other

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
What about that build works so well?

Corbeau
Sep 13, 2010

Jack of All Trades
Raw stats, first and foremost. I'm surprised this is only showing up now.

IronSaber
Feb 24, 2009

:roboluv: oh yes oh god yes form the head FORM THE HEAD unghhhh...:fap:
It's pretty smart; using Unguided Rockets on the Bombers effectively replaces their primary weapon.

Hm. Wonder if I can get away with that on a Punisher...

VikingPenguin
Nov 6, 2005
It's 4BZ all over again, right? K-turns that can't get blocked by big based ships, and you can't run efficiency generics without upgrades anymore competitively, but it checks the boxes.

Quantity has a quality all its own.

Edit: Some recent store champs have had good showings by 4x Karthakk Pirates with intel agent. B-wings have probably fallen behind the power curve, but I am really considering QuadViper Z once Guns for Hire comes out. Most recent Kraytkast had a mea culpa about four aggressors with TLT and how it was surprisingly good late game. The same theory should apply.

VikingPenguin fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Aug 6, 2017

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Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

IronSaber posted:

It's pretty smart; using Unguided Rockets on the Bombers effectively replaces their primary weapon.

Hm. Wonder if I can get away with that on a Punisher...

Four Cutlass Squadron Pilots with Unguided Rockets and Lightweight Frame is 100 points on the dot.

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