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Why separate knob? Why separate knob!?
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I go away for a couple of days and the whole thread breaks down!
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Oct 23, 2023 14:37
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Can you believe that? MightyJoe doesn't think I'm responsible?
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Oct 23, 2023 15:04
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A young lady I know - let's call her Youremother - happened to find herself overwhelmed with feelings of resentment and hostility for her friend, let's call him MightyJoe. She felt that Joe was somewhat of a loser and that she was the one who deserved to be married first. She also happened to mention to me that her friend had wondered if going to a prostitute while you're engaged is considered cheating. His feeling was they're never going to see each other again so what's the difference.
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Oct 23, 2023 18:21
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Why should I pay when, if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?
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Oct 25, 2023 06:29
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Cheapness is not a sense.
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Oct 25, 2023 15:10
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He sells Russian hats down at Battery Park, forty bucks.
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Oct 25, 2023 17:41
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A "Willard"? Saccamano, Sr. screwed me!
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Oct 25, 2023 18:15
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Eight bucks! I think I got ripped off.
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Oct 25, 2023 21:19
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What's wrong with this tip calculator? I just left 5 bucks for a BLT!! 
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Oct 25, 2023 23:35
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Root Bear posted:What's wrong with this tip calculator? I just left 5 bucks for a BLT!! I'm ruined!
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Oct 26, 2023 03:31
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I took a short cut in a subway tunnel and fell in some mud, ruining my posts. The very posts I was returning.
Justin Credible fucked around with this message at 06:31 on Oct 26, 2023 |
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Oct 26, 2023 06:25
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Now don't you think that would make a great post on SA Forums?
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Oct 26, 2023 09:33
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esperantinc posted:I'm ruined! ESPERANTIC CAN'T DO THAT! HE'S ON A VERY FIXED INCOME! LOCK THE THREAD!!
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Oct 26, 2023 16:01
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He's the "Got No Green" Lantern.
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Oct 26, 2023 17:44
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Ah, don't worry, I can spot you the...twelve cents?
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Oct 26, 2023 18:01
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What is this?…parsley!? smiles while baring my teeth
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Oct 26, 2023 18:15
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Vietnamwees, I don’t care for your demeanor.
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Oct 26, 2023 18:49
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Sash! posted:Ah, don't worry, I can spot you the...twelve cents? All I want is my 75 cents back, an apology, and for him to be banned.
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Oct 26, 2023 19:04
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Sash! posted:Ah, don't worry, I can spot you the...twelve cents? Sash! you're the bear claw in the garbage bag of my life 
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Oct 26, 2023 19:31
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Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.
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Oct 26, 2023 20:23
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How many Twix does that make for you today? Like, eight Twix!?
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Oct 27, 2023 00:14
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No more nuts…
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Oct 27, 2023 15:06
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Alright, you wanna get nuts? Come on... LET'S GET NUTS!
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Oct 27, 2023 15:49
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Youremother posted:Alright, you wanna get nuts? Come on... LET'S GET NUTS! No! No coconut for me.
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Oct 27, 2023 19:15
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So you got any shredded coconut?
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Oct 27, 2023 21:33
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Just let me finish this mile high and I'll be right with you. Oh, and bravesword, we're gonna need a case of Kaiser rolls.
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Oct 27, 2023 21:49
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Don't do the apples. That's enough already with the apples.
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Oct 27, 2023 22:10
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What's the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial?
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Oct 28, 2023 00:03
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BOSCO!
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Oct 28, 2023 00:45
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Drake’s… Coffee Cake.
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Oct 28, 2023 01:17
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Do we really want to show up with lesser babka?
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Oct 28, 2023 07:52
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Your father's absolutely right. We're sitting there like idiots drinking coffee without a piece of cake!
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Oct 29, 2023 03:53
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make love to your mother.
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Oct 29, 2023 04:58
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JethroMcB posted:Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make love to your mother. That vans a rockin'...
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Oct 29, 2023 05:03
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I like Christian rock. It's very positive. It's not like those real musicians who think they're so cool and hip.
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Oct 29, 2023 06:52
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You stole my Jesus fish, didn't ya?
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Oct 29, 2023 12:07
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I'm not the one going to Hell.
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Oct 29, 2023 16:05
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Those aren’t buoys
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Oct 29, 2023 21:51
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I think Palmtree Panic converted to Judaism just for the jokes!
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