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TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker
That's got to hurt, I don't care where you're from!

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
You know, if this thread is so impressed with suffering, maybe you should tell them the "Astonishing Tales of SirPablo".

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

how about the poster peter griffin :gonk::stonk:ehehehe

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Apparently the thread doesn't think much of this Dongicus fellow either. I recall the word loser peppered throughout their conversation.

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker
I'm getting a little uncomfortable with the Dongicus stuff. I'm getting another post, see ya...

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Yeah, I'm with stinky. I'm going back to my place.

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

Dongicus posted:

how about the poster peter griffin :gonk::stonk:ehehehe

I missed you! Yeah, big missing goin' on!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
How long have I been asleep? What year is this? :confused:

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
Do you think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000, or is this mouth-vacuum thing for real?

Electromax
May 6, 2007
Oh, well that's interesting, because since everyone knows that there's no year 0, the millennium doesn't really begin until 2001, which would make your party one year late, and thus quite lame.









...

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
I calculated my odds of ever getting together with a Portuguese waitress. Mathematically, I had to do it, Electromax.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
That's the extra toast. Get it? 🖕

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

Hey, you're not talkin' that Michigan deposit bottle scam now, are you?

Electromax
May 6, 2007
Yeah, like I'm going to risk my account with the Something Awful Forums to make a few extra bucks. wink

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Ha ha, uh, well you screwed me again, Electromax. How am I supposed to post on the forums now when it's already under glass?

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Youremother posted:

Hey, you're not talkin' that Michigan deposit bottle scam now, are you?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
At 10 cents a bottle and 10 cents a can, we're pulling in 500 dollars a man!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Hey look - a dime.

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker
And I always take care of my Pisano's. So here is a little something...

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

TVGM posted:

And I always take care of my Pisano's. So here is a little something...

TO YOU!!

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
Well, you know Chili, you should learn to use them. Like the way I'm talking right now, I would put an exclamation points at the end of all these sentences! On this one! And on that one!

Electromax
May 6, 2007
You don't scare me. You or your goons.

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

Good. Fear is our most primal emotion.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
I like to encourage intruders.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Are you still scared of clowns?

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
I go over to pick her up and there's this dude!

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
She's confiding in him about our dates. You always like the person you talk to about the date more than the date! It's just a matter of time till they realize, 'Hey, we could have sex.'

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

Hey, hey, hey, I'm getting a vibe here. What, are you unhappy with our arrangement?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
You know, I don't think I want to be your girlfriend or your maid.

esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

potee posted:

You know, I don't think I want to be your girlfriend or your maid.

Oh, yeah? Well, then, we're through! And you're fired!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
I don't even really work here... :confused:

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
What's in the briefcase?

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
...I think I had some hard candy in there.

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

It's a jelly candy. Comes in five flavors.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
So you heard that I was in a car accident and then decided to stop off for some Jujyfruit?

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
I took the rest of the day off, saw Titanic

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
So that old woman…she’s basically a liar, right??

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
And a bit of a tramp, if you ask me.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
He's a mimbo.

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
YOU'RE A BLURB!

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