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canyoneer posted:http://i.imgur.com/2GopSmG.gifv how the gently caress lmao How drunk do you think these guys are
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FogHelmut posted:This is why I daily drive a cement truck. I just noticed the grill on the car being filled with cement is painted on. RyokoTK posted:how the gently caress lmao Frat boys/idiot teenagers with dad's truck need no alcohol to do dumb poo poo
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Everybody point and laugh at the person who hasnt had their soul touched by the artistic nuance of Dragonforce. i saw them live when i was 18 and they drank a lot of whisky on stage,a lot. then i grew up and now i think they suck
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Atticus_1354 posted:Always be prepared. The cuffs in that image are not what cops use but that belt accessory comes recommended by Dude so who am I to judge.
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Breaking out of handcuffs that police put you in is something that can only end extremely well for you, I feel like I should probably buy six of these things just in case.
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RyokoTK posted:Breaking out of handcuffs that police put you in is something that can only end extremely well for you, I feel like I should probably buy six of these things just in case. I think if you get out of the cuffs they have to let you go. It's like how they have to tell you that they're cops if you ask.
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If their music makes you want to kill things, doesn't that make it the most hardcore metal around?
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AlmightyBob posted:There was an ep of red green where he hooked up an arc welder to his van so if you dinged it with your door it would weld them together I liked the one where he hooked up a bunch of rear-facing spray paint cans to a keyboard to allow him to play paint onto tailgaters.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-8ybrVZxBs I actually think speedrunning is pretty neat and i totally get why it makes people angry, but man is it funny when people gently caress up
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FogHelmut posted:This is why I daily drive a cement truck. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gLjQiYBPQI
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RyokoTK posted:Breaking out of handcuffs that police put you in is something that can only end extremely well for you, I feel like I should probably buy six of these things just in case. No, no, no, it's not for getting away from the police. Oh heavens no. You see, "Survival in an urban environment is complex. Beyond the large range of threats you may face, there's often little to no warning. To be prepared it is crucial that you have the proper tools with you at all times. We created the EvadeClip for just that purpose."  You know, for all those times when you need to pick a lock or break a window for perfectly legal legitimate reasons, as one often does, because survival in an urban environment is complex. These aren't tools for criminals. They are tools for survivors. I can only assume these are for people who often find themselves trapped in a horror movie.
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Low Desert Punk posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-8ybrVZxBs Most of those seemed pretty mild compared to known roid rager Caleb Hart.
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Facebook Aunt posted:No, no, no, it's not for getting away from the police. Oh heavens no. You see, "Survival in an urban environment is complex. Beyond the large range of threats you may face, there's often little to no warning. To be prepared it is crucial that you have the proper tools with you at all times. We created the EvadeClip for just that purpose." With out trusty EvadeClip, you can saw through the link in a chain in only three to four hours.
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Facebook Aunt posted:No, no, no, it's not for getting away from the police. Oh heavens no. You see, "Survival in an urban environment is complex. Beyond the large range of threats you may face, there's often little to no warning. To be prepared it is crucial that you have the proper tools with you at all times. We created the EvadeClip for just that purpose." Yeah no one is ever abducted/murdered.
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repeating posted:Yeah no one is ever abducted/murdered. No, people are abducted all the time, usually by having their hands put in cuffs behind their backs and then being put in the back of a car. So in that situation, you can get free.
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repeating posted:Yeah no one is ever abducted/murdered. But not the vast majority of dorks who are going to be buying that stupid thing because they get boners thinking about being cool spy guys on the run from the cops.
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May 17, 2017 04:28
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I used to keep a handcuff key duct-taped to the inside back of my belt in my misspent youth. Came in handy a couple times.
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They make shoes laces with handcuff keys as the tips too. Don't know how handy those would be unless you're a contortionist. All the experts agree though, the best way to escape handcuffs is to simply have no hands.
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PopeCrunch posted:I used to keep a handcuff key duct-taped to the inside back of my belt in my misspent youth. Came in handy a couple times. It's always handy when everyone suddenly "forgets" the safeword
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How do you retrieve and use these handcuff keys while handcuffed?
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The Lone Badger posted:How do you retrieve and use these handcuff keys while handcuffed? Back pockets or belt loops, using a flexible wrist that isn't ravaged by carpal tunnel
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May 17, 2017 05:37
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You never know where your hands will be secured, so you should probably buy several just to be sure. Back pants pocket, front pants pocket, jacket pocket, shoe, butthole.
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Of course with a little ingenuity you can make much better kits yourself.   Survival in an urban environment is complex. http://imgur.com/gallery/kIrZa Facebook Aunt has a new favorite as of 06:08 on May 17, 2017 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Of course with a little ingenuity you can make much better kits yourself. why no officer i have nothing hidden in my rectum 
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Nurse Fanny posted:why no officer i have nothing hidden in my rectum Man the first draft of The Zombie Survival Guide looks way different than the final
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Local shad for me, a dude with a history of violence literally kicks down the door of a stranger's apartment, is in the process of literally bashing down their bedroom door when they shoot him through the door, and all this article cares about is his promising NBA career cut short Won't someone think of the poor home invaders  Apparently he was so drunk/high he thought he was breaking into his girlfriend's apartment one floor below, but gently caress him anyway.
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Skaw posted:Back pockets or belt loops, using a flexible wrist that isn't ravaged by carpal tunnel Cops really love it if you can get your ankles behind your ears.
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The Lone Badger posted:How do you retrieve and use these handcuff keys while handcuffed? Buy cop pants with hidden cuff key pockets.
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Just be white and not overtly attached to any sort of political or social movement. Easy.
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Lol at the weirdo goon masturbatory survival fantasy where anyone even considers purchasing and carrying a handcuff saw with them just in case they are kidnapped by nefarious Illuminati secret agents (or blacks, I guess) so they can heroically escape and murder their captors one by one like Rambo or Liam Neeson in Taken. Turn off the Netflix recommended action movies and close the Youtube gun channel. Without hyperbole you are a million billion times more likely to die in a car accident or of cardiovascular disease.
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Baronjutter posted:Just be white and not overtly attached to any sort of political or social movement. Easy. Yeah if you're a white male (male) you usually get a pass and if you're trying to skulk out of getting the cuff treatment you might be an entitled sovcit
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canyoneer posted:http://i.imgur.com/2GopSmG.gifv prius: rekt
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Sorry "healthy at any size" people, but that's really not a thing. Fat but fit is a big fat myth.
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Sir, why do you have an adjustable spanner glued to your pubes?
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Memento posted:Sorry "healthy at any size" people, but that's really not a thing. So it's more "Fat but fit but also more highly likely to be not fit later on" ? I guess it doesn't quite roll off the tongue.
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"Maserati driver turns Camp Cove into his sand trap and knocks a few balls into the Harbour" http://thenewdaily.com.au/news/state/nsw/2017/05/16/man-beaches-maserati-tees-off-ocean/
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Facebook Aunt posted:Of course with a little ingenuity you can make much better kits yourself. That rectal container is missing an all weather poncho, gold bullion and a rolled up bitcoin wallet key. Oh and a micro USB key with their entire anime collection backed up on it. Cue freeper forum posts of "oh god my rectal bug out tube broke in my anus and now I can't find my life savings, also bleeding from anus".
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