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Who on the card is the Too Sweetest?
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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Holy motherfuck Hornswoggle owns.

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The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.


I love pro wrestling

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

I've done TWO!!!!

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Dango Bango posted:

Hornswoggle corpsing.

SEND FOR THE MAN

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
hahahaha holy poo poo this press conference

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




DONE

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

That PPV had two great matches and a third really good one, and the greatest Bo Dallas segment that will ever be. Good stuff for a show I didn't care about 3 hours ago.

sleepingbuddha
Nov 4, 2010

It's supposed to look like a smashed cinnamon roll
"How many movies have you done, boss?"

I love these press conferences.

"Done!"

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
Hornswoggle is basically the best promo dude in the company after Paul E and Bray.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

Pistol Packin Poet posted:

I dunno, I still think TNA is the worst thing in the history of the industry

By history of the industry I usually mean the last few months

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
where's heyman. I want heyman on this post show

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
I don't know, to me that main event match just felt like a 10 minute match stretched to 30. Different strokes.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Angular Landbury posted:

This was a great show and only had three minutes of Kane so I'm pretty happy.

Yeah I'm surprised they could make a good show with that little Kane too

Banjo
Jun 7, 2006

Poor Horny. He used to be so jolly and funny :smith:

He ALWAYS made me laugh!

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Chokes McGee posted:

Didn't he do something with the Undertaker at some point? Or am I thinking of someone else?

You're thinking of Mike Lient.

Sprecherscrow
Dec 20, 2009

Chokes McGee posted:

Uh, no he didn't? He stood up and walked over to the entrance ramp to shill his headband.

The very moment the ref calls for the bell he drops to all fours and just hangs there for like 20 seconds. Rewatch the match.

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


Those stairs weigh at least 500 lbs. At least!

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


I wish they'd given swoggle the mic earlier in his career.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

The stairs have been downgraded from over 200 pounds to 50.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Pistol Packin Poet posted:

where's heyman. I want heyman on this post show

He's busy with MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Fish Of Doom posted:

Those stairs weigh at least 500 lbs. At least!

How much do they cost?

Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld

Angular Landbury posted:

Hornswoggle is basically the best promo dude in the company after Paul E and Bray.

And hes only been able to talk for like 2 years

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
I'm gonna have to catch Cena/Wyatt on the replay since so many people seemed to enjoy it, maybe I'll see it more favourably on a rewatch.

Shield/Evolution was just incredible, though. I was so worried about The Shield and then Seth jumped off of something and all was right again. :allears:

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
fuckign CHUCKED those stairs holy poo poo I'M DYING AGAIN

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

John Cena standing up like nothing happening. Look at that selling!

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
stair throw was the moment of the night

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Kenny Rogers? Cena's still hip with the kids.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Scruffy the janitor posted:

And hes only been able to talk for like 2 years

Thanks Santa

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

DingoSlasher posted:

fuckign CHUCKED those stairs holy poo poo I'M DYING AGAIN

And Bray ate them full in the face, too. Like he got his hands up to block most of it but lol.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
That Hornswoggle presser was worth my Network price for the month. Everything else is just gravy.

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe

Codependent Poster posted:

John Cena standing up like nothing happening. Look at that selling!

Reminder that he has watched every match on the card for over a decade now.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

Fat Lowtax posted:

Yeah I'm surprised they could make a good show with that little Kane too

I feel that we have differing opinions about the wrestler Kane and that you may be twisting my statement to agree with yours.

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



John Cena: Kenny Rogers / Generic Platitude enthusiast.

Korelle
Sep 18, 2010
Dunno why anybody thought that Cena/Wyatt wasn't going to be an awesome match. Cena always delivers the goods in LMS matches, he did against Umaga, he did against Edge, he did against Batista, and he did here.

sonicice
Oct 21, 2000

Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.

Codependent Poster posted:

The stairs have been downgraded from over 200 pounds to 50.

I wonder what they really weigh

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.
Hornswoggle needs to embrace that bald look, if he shaved the rest off he'd look like Stone Cold or even Big Show! That could be huge for him. Embrace it duder!

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

That was an excellent show. Far better than I imagined and it's worth going out of your way to see for anyone here who may have skipped it.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
Cena's arms look loving weird

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

sticklefifer posted:

You're thinking of Mike Lient.

No no no, Mike Lient was just a joke. The guy's real name was Jimmy "John" Cena.

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Angular Landbury posted:

I ... have ... opinions about the wrestler Kane ... that ... agree with yours.

Hmm yes, I agree

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